The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Lol no, not at all~

    I'm a guy, first of all.

  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    It's SAND CAT time!

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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I didn't know those existed!
  • edited 2011-11-09 20:06:47
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    FUCK YEAH!   SAND CATS!

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So I'm thinking about our imaginary thrift store again.

    I want to design more signs for it but I already did all the important ones
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know, I was a little weirded out when Target brand products became "Up & Up" brand.
  • They have?

    Don't remember that. Then again, I haven't been to there in fkrever and a day.
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Target is very bland now.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Sometimes I eat hot dogs at Target.

    I am a man of low tastes.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I used to want to go to Super Target's Food Court, but we seldom did.
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I think I've had enough adventures in Target.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    That sounds like a YouTube video, for some reason.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    YouTube doesn't allow that kind of stuff Ahem. Target or Kmart: which is less shameful to shop at?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Target, definitely.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Target, probably.

    Mother thinks the Kmart closest to the house is trashy.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    At least it's not like Walmart, where you could conceivably go in and never come out, just living in their gaudy plastic city. God bless America.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...plastic city?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I dunno about you, but I have a Walmart near me that's enormous. It's like its own world inside there. Like a miniature Disney World except not. It has EVERYTHING.

    I was there back in April or so and emerged so shaken I never want to go back.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...why do I want to go there now?

    ...for some reason an MGM theme park ride has invaded my mind.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The Wal-Mart Supercenter on Taylor Road Extension feels huge, somehow.

    The newer one in Whitehall seems much smaller, by comparison. Also it has the Futura-laden decor.
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I'm pretty certain they do sell guns at Wal-mart. That plus the myriad other resources found there would make it a decent place to hole up during the zombie uprising.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^It used to be owned by them until it got spun off into a hotel-centric company.
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  • edited 2011-11-10 01:47:29
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

    havenTron just listened to the Squiddle soundtrack and it reminded havenTron of squiddleTron's cheeriness, which made havenTron think "oh yeah, I guess that's why squiddleTron chose squiddleTron's squiddlename".

    YNTKT

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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    "YNTKT" is a trademark now?
  • edited 2011-11-10 02:25:43
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    LET'S BUY FOX
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    That sound expensive.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    MONEY MONEY MONEY
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I own the trademark for YNTKT, just so everyone is aware.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Brand New's comments are threaded now.

    I hate threaded comments. >:(
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Hey
  • edited 2011-11-10 16:39:53
    @CentralAvenue
    I think if I were a numbered highway, I'd be a state route.

    You
    see, being a U.S. Route would be more of an honorary title than anything
    else, and I don't think I deserve that. And I'm nowhere near
    responsible enough to handle being an Interstate route.
    @Anonus
    ...your mind is weird.
  • For a shitpost forum, this place is abnormally slow .
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    The base of regulars is not that big.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    i'm a regular :D
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yeah, well I was the first regular!

    Anonus doesn't count because he's the site founder. :P
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    I was, like, the sixth regular.

    I think.

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...now I'm thinking about the rollercoaster "MGM Blast".

    It is a rollercoaster which takes you along for a Hollywood Thrill Ride through several intellectual properties of the studio's. You can go on spy adventures with James Bond and travel to other worlds through Stargates, maybe deliver finishing blows to world champions with Rocky Balboa.

    Of course, if MGM's trademarks do get reunited with their old properties, we will have to change the name to "United Artists' Kingdom of Upchuck" or something.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    i would ride that.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I keep thinking of it as having long sections of little happening and then this disorienting mess.

    And then sometimes Kirk Kerkorian shows up and says "GAME OVER, HA HA HA". And Ted Turner appears waving Tom and Jerry around in his hands as they cling to them for dear life.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    I keep thinking of it as having long sections of little happening and then this disorienting mess.

    that's how most roller coasters are

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...maybe I should look at more of them.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    i been on this one

    it was in that one movie

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I have never been on any, because I am a wimp.
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