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Unknown · 2012-07-31 20:37:08

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Jumpingzombie · 2012-07-31 20:39:08

Eww...puke on boobs is unpleasant

Imipolex G · 2012-07-31 20:44:18

Puke anywhere is unpleasant. Clean that up right now, squid.

Imipolex G · 2012-07-31 20:53:04

1983

Jumpingzombie · 2012-07-31 20:57:03

AlirozTheConfused · 2012-07-31 20:58:13

Imipolex possesses feminine mammaries?

Imipolex G · 2012-07-31 21:00:09

I'm on a beach in Maine in 1994. Anonus is just getting borned and Tre is enjoying nonexistence. No one has ever heard of Justin Bieber or Katy Perry. Richard "What" Nixon just kicked the bucket. George Lucas hasn't raped anyone's childhood yet. Water remains wet.

Imipolex G · 2012-07-31 21:00:45

AlirozTheConfused said:
Imipolex possesses feminine mammaries?

I am being female for a while, since people around here seem to like changing their gender at will.

Justice4243 · 2012-07-31 21:01:37

Oh Jesus, Penny Arcade was right.

AlirozTheConfused · 2012-07-31 21:05:05

Good for you, Imipolex.

Imipolex G · 2012-07-31 21:21:50

I have a grape soda.

Unknown · 2012-07-31 21:23:50

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Jumpingzombie · 2012-07-31 21:27:40

It's weird seeing ads for lube on the tv.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-07-31 21:27:42

I am now old school.

Imipolex G · 2012-07-31 21:37:24

...there are ads for lube on TV now?

AlirozTheConfused · 2012-07-31 21:39:13

What?!!

That is terrible!

Who is responsible for those obscene ads? My cabal of agressive asexuals will put an end to this diabolically nefarious villainy.

Jumpingzombie · 2012-07-31 21:40:14

KY Jelly: Yours and Mine

Imipolex G · 2012-07-31 21:40:16

I wish to see this cabal of aggressive asexuals.

Imipolex G · 2012-07-31 21:40:43

TV has changed since I used to watch it.

...nah, probably not.

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-07-31 21:41:30

Imipölex G said:
I wish to see this cabal of aggressive asexuals.

that's about 95% of the internet right there

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-07-31 21:42:41

and by "aggressive", meaning passive-aggressive

Imipolex G · 2012-07-31 21:44:42

If 95% of the internet is asexual, that does not explain the vast quantities of porn available.

AlirozTheConfused · 2012-07-31 21:44:58

No, violently destructive-aggressive.

We made that mile-wide crater in New Mexico.

^ Other five percent is amazingly competent and prolific.

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-07-31 21:47:17

Imipölex G said:
If 95% of the internet is asexual, that does not explain the vast quantities of porn available.

going by the practical definition, it most certainly does

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-07-31 21:48:24

AlirozTheConfused said:
No, violently destructive-aggressive.

We made that mile-wide crater in New Mexico.

A meteor composed mostly of iron created that crater

and it's in Arizona, close to Winslow

Imipolex G · 2012-07-31 21:52:27

"Asexual" in this sense means lacking sexual desire and/or attraction. What you probably mean is more like "celibate," which is different.

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-07-31 21:53:12

"Celibate" implies a choice

Imipolex G · 2012-07-31 21:56:11

Eh, I know what you're getting at.

In any case, Aliroz's usage of "asexual" wasn't what you took it to be. Just sayin'

Imipolex G · 2012-07-31 21:56:46

I've seen that crater, actually.

I saw it in 1995. YNTKT

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-07-31 21:58:53

I saw it around uh

1999 I think

Salix Babylonika · 2012-07-31 21:59:04

MENTLEGEN

also

Corporal Forsythe said:
"Celibate" implies a choice

please let's not do the "people on the internet are virgins" thing.

Unknown · 2012-07-31 22:04:43

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Corporal Forsythe · 2012-07-31 22:08:24

Lumine said:
Forsythe: there are asexuals and there are virgins. Asexuals may or may not be virgins but have no sex drive; it is no less a choice than being gay or bisexual. Virgins are people who have never had sex but I suspect many virgins do have sex drives. :]

The attempt here was to crack a joke

which apparently went over like a lead balloon

(I am aware that balloons are made of plastics and rubber and not lead)

Unknown · 2012-07-31 22:10:13

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Salix Babylonika · 2012-07-31 22:10:30

Well personally, it was lost on me because quite a few people do genuinely believe that anyone on the internet that isn't them is a virgin.

But anyway, moving on.

I'm just going to keep reposting this until something interesting happens.

Boney · 2012-07-31 22:10:34

Lumine said:
Forsythe: there are asexuals and there are virgins. Asexuals may or may not be virgins but have no sex drive; it is no less a choice than being gay or bisexual. Virgins are people who have never had sex but I suspect many virgins do have sex drives. :]
...there are ads for lube on TV now?
I have seen vibrator ads. :/ But, I do not watch TV, except when I am forced to. :D

*Hi 5 on the tv thing*

Jumpingzombie · 2012-07-31 22:11:21

I'm magic

Salix Babylonika · 2012-07-31 22:11:33

There's only about six hours of TV a week (if that) that I'd want to watch, but I lack a TV, so I cannot watch them.

sadface.

Unknown · 2012-07-31 22:12:50

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Salix Babylonika · 2012-07-31 22:14:19

Let's see actually.

Toonami is three hours.

Adventure time is about an hour.

regular show is about an hour.

and I think Gravity falls would be about half an hour.

This is all discounting marathons and the like, as well as reruns, but yeah.

Boney · 2012-07-31 22:16:48

Lumine said:
*is high fived* :] But, I still play too much video games, sometimes, for comfort food. >.>

Well, I internet too much.

Anonus · 2012-07-31 22:18:26

The television industry fascinates me, but honestly now I feel that the medium has too much junk.

Now I'm thinking of Mighty Mouse saying that it's a medium because nothing on it is rare or well done.

Unknown · 2012-07-31 22:19:24

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Boney · 2012-07-31 22:19:59

No they aren't

Boney · 2012-07-31 22:20:12

Oooooh burn

Salix Babylonika · 2012-07-31 22:20:29

horses.jpg

Boney · 2012-07-31 22:20:36

And what!?

Boney · 2012-07-31 22:20:47

and what!?

Unknown · 2012-07-31 22:21:01

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Salix Babylonika · 2012-07-31 22:21:08

loveshack, baby

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