The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

SF_Sorrow

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BAH

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DUMB

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TISH

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ba dum tish

tish dum ba

ba tish dum

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MythOS

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some jackass

less jackass

more jackass

an insignificant quantity of jackass

Calica

zettai unmei mokushiroku

Tre

MATOI RYUKO

Quip

KIRYUIN SATSUKI

Tre

MATOOOOOI RYUKOOOO

Quip

KIIIIRYUIN SATSUKIIIIIII

Calica

kazuraba kouta

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KOOOOOOOOOUTA OTOYAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

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Aliroz said:

 I won't hear anything against Carl Gustaf.

well why don't you go carl-gust off

see i both made a pointless and meaningless insult and did it off of carl gustaf's name lololol i am so clever

SF_Sorrow

Tachyon

a list of the elements of the periodic table, written as though they were living organisms

a list of the subdivisions of The Walt Disney Company, written as though they were Japanese prefectures

a list of Fields Medal winners, written as though they were brands of toothpaste

Princess Alice

a list of the Disney Princesses, written as though they were files on an early Microsoft Windows PC

Tachyon

a list of integers, written as though they were German experimental filmmakers

Princess Alice

a list of snowclones, written as though they were overpaying but getting it

Tachyon

i laughed

Anonus

The Disney Princess line: robbing characters of character since 1998!

Tachyon

we should call the cops on them

SF_Sorrow

a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything,

Tachyon

while it had beans up its nose

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> beans

the script of the Magical Trevor flash cartoons, written as though it was an ancient Greek tragedy

Anonus

CLASSIC MEDIA

IS GONNA DELIVER

THE DICK

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Anonus

The Richard Nixon Cartoon Show

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Our forum has been through a lot over the years, but we have not forgotten what is truly important... the great taste of Charleston Chew!

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Carleston Chowder

Charleston Cowder

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THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE C

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unless there are two

then it's a farm

unless it's a zoo

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soldier, stop teleporting bread

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anti-nato-ism

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| yo |ding|dong|
|man |ding|dong|
|ding|dong| yo |
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the dings are consecutive with the dongs, but may be displaced laterally

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yo up northwest, yo down southeast

yo washington, yo florida

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rick smut vs. charlie cruft

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train to become stronger => car to become weaker

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SUCK IT, CARS

RAIL TRANSPORTATION FTW

FUCK YER CONSERVATIVE ANTI-TRAIN BULLSHIT

AND YER SUBURBS

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timely, timely, timely , targeted, timely, timely, targeted, and timely

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If you break a digital scale while trying to weigh something, the scale might read "error".

In that case, you may have found the error of its weighs.

Princess Alice

Sometimes I screw around with the digital scales at work.

I'll put on something weighing a pound, hit the "zero" button, then take it off.

You'd think that would result in a negative value being displayed, but it doesn't--the LCD on the scale itself just shows [____] and the software on the computer it's connected to shows a positive weight.

Princess Alice

And yes, since I know y'all will reprimand me otherwise, I always make sure to fix it before anyone uses it to actually weigh a package.

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What kind of positive weight does it show?

Princess Alice

It shows whatever weight I deliberately offset it by...I guess it's taking the absolute value of the reading, since it knows a package can't have a negative weight?

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Check your plutonium