The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

glennmagusharvey · 2017-01-04 04:54:59

Tatterhood said:
I've got to see a dog about a horse

A farmer has a pair of talking horses. They're also good race-horses and repeatedly win races. We spend approximately forty-five minutes detailing the exploits of these horses and how they win increasingly high-profile contests. Then one day, while discussing their racing records, the horses are astonished to find out that the farmer's dog also talks.

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Fossilmaiden · 2017-01-04 08:10:53

It is a common misconception that in the film 300, Leonidas states "Tonight we dine in hell." In actual fact, the line is "Tonight, we dye ninhell.", ninhell being a colourful fabric that Spartans swaddled their children in, believing it would grant them martial prowess.

Fossilmaiden · 2017-01-05 15:10:45

Everybody get up it's time to ban now
We got a real spam goin' down
Welcome to the Jace Spam
Here's your chance tap your lands at the
Jace Spam
Alright

glennmagusharvey · 2017-01-05 16:57:35

Fossilmaiden said:
Everybody get up it's time to ban now
We got a real spam goin' down
Welcome to the Jace Spam
Here's your chance tap your lands at the
Jace Spam
Alright

i lol'd

lee4hmz · 2017-01-05 22:25:04

is freedos vaporwave

Fossilmaiden · 2017-01-06 03:46:09

TICK.
TOCK.

Fossilmaiden · 2017-01-06 03:52:36

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glennmagusharvey · 2017-01-06 04:59:34

Fossilmaiden said:
TICK.
TOCK.

Wake up in the morning feeling like Velvet Scarletina Crowe

Fossilmaiden · 2017-01-06 17:08:48

A cuter Alice, for a more civilised time.

Fossilmaiden · 2017-01-07 06:29:29

Do birds exist? Science experts in science believe not.

glennmagusharvey · 2017-01-07 06:48:51

Fossilmaiden said:
Do birds exist? Science experts in science believe not.

We just don't know.

Calica · 2017-01-07 06:52:57

robutts

Fossilmaiden · 2017-01-07 09:42:33

Mass Effect, a simulation game where you are a pastor managing your church and congregation.

Salix Babylonika · 2017-01-07 11:40:13

ROCK N' ROLL CHOCOLATE FATCOTRY

Princess Alice · 2017-01-07 20:51:47

im sexist against puppies

glennmagusharvey · 2017-01-07 21:06:32

Fossilmaiden said:
Mass Effect, a simulation game where you are a pastor managing your church and congregation.

Mass Effects, a simulation game where you are a pastor trying to deal with your church's AV system and you aren't tech-savvy.

Princess Alice · 2017-01-08 05:22:15

♓ ☯ & Yet This Planet Was A Horse ☯ ♓

Tatterhood · 2017-01-08 06:54:46

lubricant

Calica · 2017-01-08 07:03:17

totally car character utena tenjou

Calica · 2017-01-08 08:25:47

naney

Calica · 2017-01-08 08:43:29

that's her

that's the puppet master that cursed my dick

lee4hmz · 2017-01-09 03:48:04

I wonder if you can get belts for your Hoover in Beltzhoover

Calica · 2017-01-09 03:56:56

https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/817959572522446848

SF_Sorrow · 2017-01-11 08:02:04

oestrogen

Fossilmaiden · 2017-01-11 18:20:00

There's No Way My Shut-In Vampire Princess Bride Can Be This Cute And Also I Am A Magical Vampire Hunter Girl Please Send Help

glennmagusharvey · 2017-01-12 01:24:00

what if i blaze it at 6:20 AM instead

#sucharebel

glennmagusharvey · 2017-01-12 01:25:02

what if i raise six insult fingers, but four are on one hand and two on the other?

does the insult then suffer from an imbalance?

glennmagusharvey · 2017-01-12 01:25:45

glennmagusharvey said:
what if i raise six insult fingers, but four are on one hand and two on the other?

does the insult then suffer from an imbalance?

clearly one hand is OP and should be nerfed

Calica · 2017-01-12 06:08:03

he took the mirakuru

Calica · 2017-01-12 06:43:59

i'm gonna send that bitch to the bottom of the island

SF_Sorrow · 2017-01-12 08:13:32

lightsabre colours

SF_Sorrow · 2017-01-12 08:15:23

vapourware

vapourwave

glennmagusharvey · 2017-01-13 01:38:29

"also desert bus" is not a valid command, file name, or insult.

glennmagusharvey · 2017-01-13 01:54:15

Can you determine my gender?

No?

Well, sucks to be you, then. Try being born a lizard instead. That'll help.

glennmagusharvey · 2017-01-13 01:54:58

glennmagusharvey said:
Can you determine my gender?

No?

Well, sucks to be you, then. Try being born a lizard instead. That'll help.

oh wait this joke doesn't work because i don't have the right avatar to set it up here hahahahahahaha

glennmagusharvey · 2017-01-13 01:55:34

Calica said:
he took the mirakuru

mikururu sounds like miku doong doong

glennmagusharvey · 2017-01-13 01:55:44

glennmagusharvey said:

mikururu sounds like miku doong doong

lol soft r's being pronounced like d's

glennmagusharvey · 2017-01-13 02:13:35

jackass x axolotl = jackassolotl

glennmagusharvey · 2017-01-13 02:52:21

Post broken exclamations! Many in a row! Sound like Donald Trump! Dumb.

SF_Sorrow · 2017-01-13 07:33:41

interpretative

argumentative

exploitative

authoritative

converse

addictive

orient

disorientate

Calica · 2017-01-13 07:50:05

iaeacaod

Section42L · 2017-01-13 13:44:33

ipecac

Fossilmaiden · 2017-01-13 14:10:28

Brimstone.

Tatterhood · 2017-01-14 04:25:05

Twig or Cavendish?

Fossilmaiden · 2017-01-16 05:51:50

The Truth Cow Drops Nothing Bombs Like Imi.

Anonus · 2017-01-16 06:00:59

RIP Posthumus Zone (2003-2014)

Misery · 2017-01-16 10:03:09

wew lad

Misery · 2017-01-16 10:03:38

eh ela mayo

Misery · 2017-01-16 10:04:25

hue hue hue

Misery · 2017-01-16 10:06:58

arf arf

The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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