The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

Fossilmaiden · 2016-12-15 21:14:01

Salute! Apocynum!

Fossilmaiden · 2016-12-15 21:55:50

Totem Lurantis summoned Castform!

glennmagusharvey · 2016-12-16 06:29:22

Dick, the chaotic evil god of being a dick

Fossilmaiden · 2016-12-16 06:35:17

If you are reading this, you have not had your heart torn out and been turned into a giant robot. Which is a pretty sad situation for you to not be in, when all is said and done.

glennmagusharvey · 2016-12-16 07:30:03

BRERB RABBAR

glennmagusharvey · 2016-12-16 07:30:17

Lay on Hens

glennmagusharvey · 2016-12-16 07:30:29

fish

glennmagusharvey · 2016-12-16 07:30:42

brine shrimp

glennmagusharvey · 2016-12-16 07:30:59

jumbo shrink

Tatterhood · 2016-12-16 18:24:34

eenie meenie miney mo

catch a gender by the toe

glennmagusharvey · 2016-12-17 21:03:18

i'm not sure this is a great idea, mom; the national geographic was recently taken over by one of those koch brother shitfuckers

glennmagusharvey · 2016-12-17 21:41:50

ZEES FRED EES DAHMB

glennmagusharvey · 2016-12-17 21:42:16

DAHMB DAHMB DAHMB DAHDAHMB DAHMB DAHDAHMB DAHMB
DAHMB DAHMB DAHMB DAHDAHMB DAHMB DAHDAHMB DAHMB

glennmagusharvey · 2016-12-17 21:43:00

Toshiba Supercenter
Wal-Mart Satellite

glennmagusharvey · 2016-12-17 21:43:18

a list of X and a list of Y from which to generate any arbitrary combination following the pattern X Y

glennmagusharvey · 2016-12-17 21:44:57

internet philosophy: when you can't ignore the pissing contest, join the pissing contest

glennmagusharvey · 2016-12-17 21:48:28

we are number 18-15-2-2-9-5 18-15-20-20-5-14

glennmagusharvey · 2016-12-17 21:48:55

A1B2

Tatterhood · 2016-12-18 04:50:35

The foreign missionaries are not one-eyed geniuses usually

Crystal · 2016-12-18 22:33:41

Rowlet.

glennmagusharvey · 2016-12-18 23:11:59

Tatterhood said:
The foreign missionaries are not one-eyed geniuses usually

AOL keyword usually

glennmagusharvey · 2016-12-19 06:42:03

sfw realization: "coming" and "going" are both activities performed using the same or similar parts of human anatomy

Crystal · 2016-12-19 20:30:33

Gengar and the Fae.

glennmagusharvey · 2016-12-19 21:05:44

edit removing pagebreaking

glennmagusharvey · 2016-12-19 21:05:55

oh gosh what the fuck formatting

glennmagusharvey · 2016-12-19 21:06:21

edit removing pagebreaking

glennmagusharvey · 2016-12-19 21:06:59

edit

Crystal · 2016-12-19 21:10:38

Glenn.

glennmagusharvey · 2016-12-19 22:45:04

Oh I forgot to remove one. Sorry about that. I had it pasted a few times.

Tatterhood · 2016-12-20 04:20:19

the fake russia hiding behind the real one

Tatterhood · 2016-12-20 06:34:56

birthday cats

Fossilmaiden · 2016-12-20 06:35:35

Your Lusamine Is Problematic

Calica · 2016-12-20 06:37:14

Your Plant Is Problematic

glennmagusharvey · 2016-12-20 06:39:36

Calica said:
Your Plant Is Problematic

[Mike Huckabee] I think it's time to do something bold. I think that plant should be the next president, now that we clearly know that that plant is a person from the moment of conception. And this issue that we just continue to ignore -- the personhood of the plant -- is a violation of that plant's 5th and 14th amendment rights for due process and equal protection under the law.

Tatterhood · 2016-12-20 06:39:38

your problema

is

tic

glennmagusharvey · 2016-12-20 06:40:01

tik tok

performed in wauke$ha county

glennmagusharvey · 2016-12-20 06:41:52

the one thing Donald Trump has apologized for: one of Trump's Blazing Blenders blasting off again

Tatterhood · 2016-12-20 06:51:47

taylor swift teaches grammar

Calica · 2016-12-20 06:52:59

glennmagusharvey said:
tik tok

performed in wauke$ha county

dave weigel has unleashed a monster

Fossilmaiden · 2016-12-20 07:02:28

Perhaps that's because GUIs are just useless toys for the coach-potato generation?

- October 30th, 1995, alt.folklore.computers

glennmagusharvey · 2016-12-20 16:56:16

Passaic, New Jersey = Passé, New Jersey

glennmagusharvey · 2016-12-20 16:57:10

Bergen, New Jersey = burgundy jersey

Aliroz · 2016-12-20 16:57:23

Fossilmaiden said:
It was when my breakfast stabbed me in the back that it dawned on me that I shouldn't have ordered the Eggs Benedict Arnold.

Odradek · 2016-12-20 17:32:40

Fossilmaiden is British, so clearly Benedict is just evening the score

Tatterhood · 2016-12-20 17:59:03

Tatterhood said:
taylor swift teaches grammar

taylor's gram teaches swiffer

glennmagusharvey · 2016-12-20 18:03:22

taylor graphs teacher swims

glennmagusharvey · 2016-12-20 18:03:53

old taco otaku

Fossilmaiden · 2016-12-20 18:26:42

I got 99 problems and all of them are Lusamine's hair.

Crystal · 2016-12-20 18:27:22

How dare you.

Calica · 2016-12-20 18:40:31

luzaminuh

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