The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Uncharted 3 would have had the best story of all the Uncharted games if they had let Sully die.

    He is the best character, but he needed to die to make the story work.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Dark Souls is an upcoming action role-playing game from the developers who brought you Demon’s Souls, FromSoftware. Dark Souls will have many familiar features: A dark fantasy universe, tense dungeon crawling, fearsome enemy encounters and unique online interactions. Dark Souls is a spiritual successor to Demon’s, not a sequel. Prepare for a new, despair-inducing world, with a vast, fully-explorable horizon and vertically-oriented landforms. Prepare for a new, mysterious story, centered around the King’s Crowns and the original, now dying flame at the center of the world. But most of all, prepare to die. You will face countless murderous traps, countless darkly grotesque monsters and several gargantuan, supremely powerful demons and dragons. You must learn from death to persist through this unforgiving world. And you aren’t alone. Dark Souls allows the spirits of other players to show up in your world, so you can learn from their deaths and they can learn from yours. New to Dark Souls is Beacon Fire, where you can share the experiences of your adventure with the spirits of other players. Around the Beacon Fire, you may find the only warmth and calm that exists in this dark world. Beware: There is no place in Dark Souls that is truly safe. With days of game play and an even more punishing difficulty level, Dark Souls will be the most deeply challenging game you play this year. Can you live through a million deaths and earn your legacy?

    You are thrust into the world of demons, where those humans with the Dark Ring are sent to succumb and transform into the living dead. Darkness reigns. The one original flame now nests in the core of this world, all but dead. The demons have conquered the immortal dragons and all across their world, lay the decrepit signs of their rule. Dark Souls carries on the dark fantasy themes that you love, but this is a new, open world; One that is vast, with seamlessly-connected dungeons. Whatever you can see, you’ll be able to reach and explore. Land formations are more complex and vertically-oriented, so prepare to travel and battle on the great heights of the world.
    Prepare to die! You may get scorched alive or bludgeoned by a giant pendulum scythe or impaled by an arrow through the heart. The traps in Dark Souls are bound to kill you.You can connect to the online community and participate in the journeys of other real players. Watch the deaths of other players and learn from their mistakes. Find and leave messages, warning of perilous spots. New to Dark Souls, you can gather with other players at the Beacon Fire and share your trials and tribulations.
    If you hope to ever reach the King’s Crowns, you must carefully equip yourself. Your success will depend upon your choice of armor, number of weapons, types of weapons and moves attached to the weapons you choose.There are many new types of weapons and armors in Dark Souls. Another addition to Dark Souls is strategic sword play, which will aid you in destroying the monsters and undead hordes that stand in your way.

    You will face many unique, despair-inducing monsters. Survival means accepting you will die, learning from death and overcoming the ultimate challenge to reclaim your soul.The demons who rule this world gain their extraordinary power from the King’s Crowns. To retrieve the King’s Crowns and reach the flame of the world, you will have to face the White King Gwen and his knights, the witch Izarith and her evil daughters, the first dead, Nit, and the immortal and nameless shadow dwarves.
    When you begin this adventure, you are soulless. You must emerge from the abyss to reclaim your soul in order to reach the land of the living. Make social connections, win games, find eggs and solve riddles—and increase your soul energy until you get your entire spiritual essence back. The gauge at the bottom of your dashboard numerically measures the amount of soul energy you have earned. Check your gauge each day to keep track of how much soul energy you have. Do your best to get your numbers high enough so you can say once and for all: Be gone, evil forces, my soul is mine and I am alive!
  • I am in pain >_<
  • Category: Derelict satellites orbiting Earth
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    NO TRESPASSING
    UNLESS YOU FEEL LIKE IT

    PUBLIC PROPERTY
    HAVE AT IT

    PEPSI ZONE
    COKE DRINKERS WILL BE PROSECUTED
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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    This is apparently actual dialogue from The Witcher 3
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    YEAH THAT@S WHAT I THOUGHT
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
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  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    fluckekres
  • Tachyon said:

    YEAH THAT@S WHAT I THOUGHT

    The iDOLM'STER
  • I just found an insect in my food.

    *removes insect*

    *continues eating as if nothing happened*
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerms
  • You can talk about the excretory functions of the body as much as you want around me when I'm eating, and I might pause for a second but then I continue eating as normal.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i would find that distinctly offputting, and would consider your table manners subpar
  • edited 2016-01-18 21:48:56
    Tachyon said:

    i would find that distinctly offputting, and would consider your table manners subpar

    Wait, why would my table manners be subpar if I am able to continue eating without a hitch (or with only a minor hitch) despite someone else talking about feces?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    no, the someone else's table manners would be subpar
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i would suspect them of trying to diminish my enjoyment of my food
  • is it odd that when i think of stoicism these days i think first of homura akemi, then second of a variety of other female anime character, and then only after that as a trait sometimes stereotypically associated with manliness?
  • i guess i've just seen enough female anime characters that they sorta run at least much of the gamut of possible personalities so they're no longer stereotype-pegged

    which is a good thing
  • my hobby: trolling threads by giving (entirely honest!) opinions saying that I'm okay with things that offend other people (e.g. CG use in anime)
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I'd say that's silly, but I have literally trolled people by preferring certain games to other games.
  • it is not a proper question to ask whether a work is good or bad

    it is a proper question to ask whether a work succeeds at producing a certain result, such as a certain emotional reaction or presenting a certain narrative or certain information
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • this is a complex, multi-front war that we're fighting, yet it's also one on whose outcome the fate of my hometown literally rests
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    If at first you don't succeed, straight people.
  • edited 2016-01-21 01:28:06
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    my name
    dead mathematicians
    a letter and a number
    particle
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    a thing
    another thing
    yet more things
    always another
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    there was an ant, or a warrior

    and a Kafka creation
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Tachyon said:

    i don't get a thrill, i feel mildly irritated

    this was an Ash Upquark moment
  • Tachyon said:

    my name
    dead mathematicians
    a letter and a number
    particle

    Joshua
    Einstein Bohr Aesculapius
    $VIII
    polyvinyl chloride
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    incorrect, my name is not Joshua
  • DATSDAJOAK ta-ta ta ta-ta ta...ta...
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    but the others did fulfil the specified criteria
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Undertale is definitely an Undertale, but it is not as much of an Undertale as Splatoon is.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Sticky Nickels on the other hand are borderline an Undertale.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    wait, Aesculapius probably wasn't a mathematician, or a real person

    i am a derp

    or maybe just a tired
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    but you can have a (super-atomic) particle of polyvinyl chloride, and $ is clearly an S with a line running through it
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    shipping Snagglepuss with Bagpuss
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    rationale:
    • both pink
    • both feline
    • both entertaining to children
  • Tachyon said:

    rationale:

    • both pink
    • both feline
    • both entertaining to children
    * bidoof and zubat
    * bidoof and zubat
    * for some, bidoof and zubat
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    that is a poor rationale for shipping Bagpuss and Snagglepuss, Glenn
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    alternatively, you are playing opposites day
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    to correctly invert the truth values
    • bidoof and zubat are both pink
    • bidoof and zubat are both feline
    • there do not exist children who find both bidoof and zubat entertaining
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    • Distribute fliers
    • Distribute frills
    • Tennis extract
    • Psychokinetic Strategy
    • Decrease instead
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    (templates like that are permitted)
  • the best way to discover pop culture information is secondhand LELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELB FUK U OLL
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    why am i awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake

    *wrenches self aw ay fro mcomputeR8
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