You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little n'wah? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Dark Broherhood, and I have over 300 confirmed dragon souls. I am trained in Orsimer warfare and I'm the top archer in the entire Skyrim thieves guild. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Nirn, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Dreamsleeve? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Skyrim and your location is being skried right now so you better prepare for the storm call, maggot. The storm call that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill-cam you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my fortify unarmed enchantment. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Five Hundred Companions of Ysgramor and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what daedric retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
Whenever all of those super-sekrit hush-hush college fraternity/sorority ritual manuals were leaked (seriously if you want some comedy go read that shit) one guy was threatening everyone who was downloading it and reading the one for his fraternity that he was going to go into the SEALs (he hadn't gone yet) and come back and beat the entire internet up.
"THAT'S A PRETTY FUCKING DUMB REASON TO JOIN THE-"
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, sergeant? I'll have you know I will graduate top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I'll be involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I'll have over 300 confirmed kills. I will be trained in gorilla warfare and I'll be the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me in real life? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am creating my secret network of spies across the USA who will trace your IP someday, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, sir. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only will you extensively train me in unarmed combat, but you will give me access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. "
I've never read one, but I got the idea they weren't exactly passing on world view changing knowledge to anyone.
They're pure comedy. Sigma Chi, one of the bigger frats in the United States, has a spooky black-robed dinner where they have some dude dress up like Aristotle or something, wig and toga and all. They have ritual bell-gongings and chanting and phrases and secret handshakes and secret passwords, the only thing missing is the big NO GIRLZ ALOWD sign. They treat all of this with dead seriousness, too.
When a friend of mine from the UK saw these, she asked "what the hell is wrong with your university system to allow this?" and I really didn't have an answer
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Today, like every day, I awoke to being savagely beaten by my entire family who treats me like a slave.
I ate as much gruel as I could before my mom put a whole ton of rat poison in it and went to school where the other students treat me like dirt and none of my teachers understand me.
I came home to watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic because that's the only time I feel happy.
But this time was different because now I was a pony in Equestria and I helped all the other ponies and my life was better and all the girls loved me.
The end.
(I don't respond well to criticism, so I won't be checking for criticism).
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Today, like every pony, I awoke to being savagely beaten by my entire pony who treats me like a pony.
I ate as much pony as I could before my pony put a whole ton of pony poison in it and went to pony where the other ponies treat me like pony and none of my ponies understand pony.
I came pony to watch Pony Little Pony: Pony is Pony because Pony the only Pony I Pony pony .
But this pony was pony because pony pony was a human in pony and pony ponied all the pony humans and pony pony was pony and all the ponies pony pony .
The pony.
(I don't respond well to pony, so I won't be checking for pony).
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
This is my first and last time posting on this website. My son was in a drunk driving accident yesterday and his last dying words were: Mom, do a barrel roll. I did a Google research on it and that led me ultimately here.
Looking at your website for the last hour I have seen:
* Pictures of corpses * Misogyny * Terrorism * Discussion of rape * Encouraging suicide * Encouraging the use of drugs and alcohol
There is a line between free speech and insane disgusting crap that has already been detrimental to the lives of MY children and I am sure children across the world. It says i have to post an image so i did but i just want you to know that i have started my campaigning against your website as of today. If you as an online community do not clean up your act, i will be forced to take legal actions against your website. I myself am a very rich woman, and i will be sure to get the best team of lawyers to do the mash, to do the monster mash. The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash.
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
^^^
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little n'wah? I'll
have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold,
and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Dark Broherhood,
and I have over 300 confirmed dragon souls. I am trained in Orsimer
warfare and I'm the top archer in the entire Skyrim thieves guild. You
are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out
with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this
Nirn, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that
shit to me over the Dreamsleeve? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am
contacting my secret network of spies across Skyrim and your location is
being skried right now so you better prepare for the storm call,
maggot. The storm call that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call
your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I
can kill-cam you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my
fortify unarmed enchantment. Not only am I extensively trained in
unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Five
Hundred Companions of Ysgramor and I will use it to its full extent to
wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.
If only you could have known what daedric retribution your little
"clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have
held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're
paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and
you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
POOP STAINS EVERYWHERE
so deep
Whenever all of those super-sekrit hush-hush college fraternity/sorority ritual manuals were leaked (seriously if you want some comedy go read that shit) one guy was threatening everyone who was downloading it and reading the one for his fraternity that he was going to go into the SEALs (he hadn't gone yet) and come back and beat the entire internet up.
I love those types of folks, I do
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Defs.
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, sergeant? I'll
have you know I will graduate top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I'll be involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I'll have over 300
confirmed kills. I will be trained in gorilla warfare and I'll be the top sniper
in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another
target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which
has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You
think you can get away with saying that shit to me in real life?
Think again, fucker. As we speak I am creating my secret network of
spies across the USA who will trace your IP someday, so you better
prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic
little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, sir. I can be
anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and
that's just with my bare hands. Not only will you extensively train me in
unarmed combat, but you will give me access to the entire arsenal of the United
States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your
miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only
you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever"
comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your
fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the
price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will
drown in it. "
(I'm sorry, I just love this pasta so much. <3)
They're pure comedy. Sigma Chi, one of the bigger frats in the United States, has a spooky black-robed dinner where they have some dude dress up like Aristotle or something, wig and toga and all. They have ritual bell-gongings and chanting and phrases and secret handshakes and secret passwords, the only thing missing is the big NO GIRLZ ALOWD sign. They treat all of this with dead seriousness, too.
When a friend of mine from the UK saw these, she asked "what the hell is wrong with your university system to allow this?" and I really didn't have an answer
my oc is cooler and more better than yours
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
YOU
SON OF A BITCH
I'LL FUCKING
SUE
THE FBI IS ON THEIR WAY
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Looking at your website for the last hour I have seen:
* Pictures of corpses
* Misogyny
* Terrorism
* Discussion of rape
* Encouraging suicide
* Encouraging the use of drugs and alcohol
There is a line between free speech and insane disgusting crap that has already been detrimental to the lives of MY children and I am sure children across the world. It says i have to post an image so i did but i just want you to know that i have started my campaigning against your website as of today. If you as an online community do not clean up your act, i will be forced to take legal actions against your website. I myself am a very rich woman, and i will be sure to get the best team of lawyers to do the mash, to do the monster mash. The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
would that be considered a justice league?