Dumbest post wins.

Obā-san · 2012-06-23 12:39:57

"only for Japanese market" From now on this will be my euphemism for anything puerile.

Unknown · 2012-06-23 12:45:58

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Obā-san · 2012-06-23 12:47:50

They're video game characters, so I don't think they really have ages.

Unknown · 2012-06-23 12:50:41

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Unknown · 2012-06-23 12:53:02

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Justice4243 · 2012-06-23 12:56:55

"Molest girls until you find out if they're X" was used in "Those Who Hunt Elves", but I think it was used more for comedic effect.

Haven · 2012-06-23 12:59:16

Anyway, everyone knows the right way to find witches is to blast them with orgone.

Unknown · 2012-06-23 13:07:15

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Justice4243 · 2012-06-23 13:07:39

You can probably do both with orgone.

Unknown · 2012-06-23 13:10:58

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Jumpingzombie · 2012-06-23 13:31:57

Everything happens for a reason!

Misery · 2012-06-23 14:52:20

Howard the Duck: the movie is a masterpiece.

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-06-23 14:55:49

Vshao, the thing is there's a lot of people out there who would readily agree with you

Justice4243 · 2012-06-23 14:57:03

Corporal_Forsythe said:
Vshao, the thing is there's a lot of people out there who would readily agree with you

> Implying this makes the post less dumb.

:P

lee4hmz · 2012-06-23 16:19:37

Wow, that copypasta from SA about the virginity thread was dumb. Congrats, pasta author, you're headed straight for 25 to life with an abusive mindset like that. :P

Justice4243 · 2012-06-23 17:07:59

Rape is objectively funny.

Boney · 2012-06-23 17:17:28

lee4hmz said:
Wow, that copypasta from SA about the virginity thread was dumb. Congrats, pasta author, you're headed straight for 25 to life with an abusive mindset like that. :P

Epilogue: some other goons told his family through Facebook, and now he's not allowed out of the house unless it's for therapy. If he leaves, his brother will contact the police.

Obā-san · 2012-06-23 17:42:13

Nice.

For a site with strict moderation they attract some really stupid users.

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-06-23 17:52:56

Frictional_Minnesota said:
Nice.

For a site with strict moderation they attract some really stupid users.

This, my darling, is a forum. A forum many men and many women have paid $10 to see, to understand, and to eventually moderate. In many ways it is like one of your venues, but a venue for goons. This, darling, is The Smartest Forums on the Internet.

Obā-san · 2012-06-23 17:54:30

And for a place with the motto "The Internet Makes You Stupid", they seem to send way too much time caring about the internet.

Justice4243 · 2012-06-23 18:00:19

"The Internet Makes You Stupid"

"Something Awful is on the Internet."

"I forgot the point I was making..."

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-06-23 18:01:20

If you ponied up 10 dollars to post on a forum, chances are you'd care more than anyone should about the internet

Tre · 2012-06-23 18:03:18

Frictional_Minnesota said:
This.

Right here.

Is my.

Pretty boy swag.

This.

Right here.

Is my.

Swag.

All.

The girls.

Are on me.

Swag.

Every.

Body.

Pay attention.

This.

Right here.

Is my.

Pretty boy swag.

Jumpingzombie · 2012-06-23 18:04:33

This thread is getting too intellectual.

Tre · 2012-06-23 18:05:47

Soulja Boy counts as "intellectual"?

Pfffffffffffthahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Jumpingzombie · 2012-06-23 18:07:52

^Yes, yes it does. Verily so.

Justice4243 · 2012-06-23 18:08:51

That is true. ;] Aragorn from LotR is not *really* 800 years old, he is more like 60 years old, if we are being really technical, and he appears to be about 20. But, in-universe, he is really 800 years old, I think.

You know...this got me thinking... Aragorn was in his late 80s in the book, yet people where totally OK with him possibly being with Éowyn, who is like, in her 20s.

That means Aragorn is about four times older then her!

Yet we get angry when when adults want to be with nine-year-old! Pretty hypocritical if you ask me!

Spacey · 2012-06-23 18:08:56

forsoothly!

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-06-23 18:09:17

you rang?

Justice4243 · 2012-06-23 18:11:57

OVER 700 YEARS OLD!

Just sayin'...

Jumpingzombie · 2012-06-23 18:12:57

^Isn't she a vanpyre?

Justice4243 · 2012-06-23 18:14:27

Naw, she's an alien from an advanced, long aged race, she'll eventully grow up to looks like this:

It'll just probably take a couple thousand years...

Obā-san · 2012-06-23 18:17:01

In a shocking twist, Chris Hansen is only 14.

Jumpingzombie · 2012-06-23 18:17:13

She ages slowly

Justice4243 · 2012-06-23 18:17:23

TOTES OVER 18!

Also, a Vampire...

Justice4243 · 2012-06-23 18:18:06

Would sex with her be pedophilia, necrophilia, or both?

SCIENCE! GET ON THIS QUESTION, NOW!

Justice4243 · 2012-06-23 18:19:53

Also several hundred years old...and a vampire.

Justice4243 · 2012-06-23 18:20:30

WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE APPRECIATE HOW FUN AND QUIRKY I AM!?

Justice4243 · 2012-06-23 18:20:50

*writes about this on his blag*

Justice4243 · 2012-06-23 18:22:04

My parents and friends all think I'm funny! There's obviously something WRONG with YOU PEOPLE.

Jumpingzombie · 2012-06-23 18:23:34

I wanna have secks w/a vanpyr and have a haf-vanpyr baby

Obā-san · 2012-06-23 18:25:45

Post-bop has the word post, so it is hipster music.

Jumpingzombie · 2012-06-23 18:33:17

^You just posted, you hipster motherfucker

Justice4243 · 2012-06-23 18:38:20

Hey guys, what do you think of my web-comic:

Note: I'm not looking for criticism here, I can't help it if people don't like my style.

King_Friday · 2012-06-23 18:41:54

I just smoked the wrong side of a bee.

Justice4243 · 2012-06-23 18:42:32

Oh God! That's totally going to be my next comic!

Justice4243 · 2012-06-23 18:48:31

Also updated my style a bit.

Tre · 2012-06-23 19:05:33

Transformers 4 ought to be named Transfourmers.

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-06-23 20:19:28

There, he took her steamcycle, wheeled it out of town until no one would hear its engine, then revved it up and took off without a backward glance. If he had bothered to look down at the sidecar, perhaps he would've seen a few purple hairs, those hairs connected to a head, the head connected to a body, the body being Nina's who, nestled in secret among the lilylips, clockwork honeysuckle, and supplies, smiled her inscrutable female smile.

Imipolex G · 2012-06-23 21:05:05

O hay, I won the thread while I was out. And yet you all kept going.

Dumbest post wins.

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