I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
Do they think that homosexuality is a disease because same-sex couples can't impregnate each other and thus the reptilians are trying to lower the human population?
That was a proposal made by one user SalamiSwami. Dude was sort of noted for being shoelace-eating crazy even by the site's standards. He claimed to be a Scottish reincarnation of a Hindu mystic who was living in Australia, and he also claimed to be an alien, simultaneously.
It's been a while, but as I remember it his exact theory was that the reptilians were crossbreeding humans and some sort of coral monster species he believed in, which is what resulted in the red hair. I believe his stated solution this problem was to send all red-haired people to Mars where they could live peacefully and not infect the human race.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.
My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?
Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?
The bears made that tombstone.
A warning, and a prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.
This is too badass not to reblog.
#i had 99 problems and they were all bears so i fucking killed them
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
This is the second time I've heard fedora's associated with the MLP fandom, today.
Is that a thing? I've heard it with the Sonic fandom, but kinda surprised to start hearing it with the MLP fandom.
The only one I'm aware of actually wearing a fedora and MLP merch is me, and I only do it if I'm also wearing a matching tench-coat for my hat and it's raining.
Someshing you may not know about me… My bad self DMs for an almost weekly Dungeons & Dragons group (because dork awesome). If you have never played, I highly recommend finding someone who can guide you through the learning curve and giving it the old college try.
A few weeks ago, one of my players found their character (a level 8 wizard named Abadon) in a really bad spot— separated from the rest of the group and just a turn away from irreversible death at the hands of a very powerful wizard. Having already exhausted every obvious possibility for survival, he began scrambling through the notes and spells and items scrawled in every margin of his character sheets, looking for some means of saving himself. He tells me Abadon pulls out the Charming Dreamcatcher, an item that allows the user to control the actions of an opponent to a point (don’t worry, I am careful with item creation), provided that the user can keep sight of his target through the center of the dreamcatcher. He tells me that he uses it to force the enemy wizard to “Uhhm… Teleport to his mother’s house!”
I’m like, “But then you won’t be able to see him anymore, and he’ll just teleport right back!”
Eager to defend Abadon’s rationale, another player chimes in with, “No way, he’s a member of the prestigious Red Guard, so he probably NEVER visits home! He just appears at home and mom’s just gonna let him leave? UNLIKELY.”
So I grab my dice and do a bunch of rolls to determine if mom’s even home, and of course she is, and the players are going crazy trying to convince me of how overbearing and controlling this particular guard’s mom is.
They are just tickling me with all of this, so I say, “Okay okay, we’ll do opposing Diplomacy checks. I’ll roll for the Red Guard wizard, and one of you rolls for mom.” As they roll for mom, one of them says (in their best Mrs. Costanza voice), “I haven’t even met your girlfriend, for cryin’ out loud!”
The above picture was the result. I rolled a paltry seven, and they totally dominated me with a 20. Abadon was able to escape death because he sent an enemy home to his mother, who then guilted him into sitting down to a home-cooked meal. “You’re always out guarding this, or killing that— never any time to visit your poor mother!”
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I have seen many, many multi-page arguments about the minutae of this kind of thing.
oh no
it's weird to me that that's a real prejudice, somehow
his avatar was Him if I remember right.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
girlgotmuscle:
My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?
Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?
The bears made that tombstone.
A warning, and a prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.
This is too badass not to reblog.
#i had 99 problems and they were all bears so i fucking killed them
Reblog for last comment
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
spookydimensionjumpingmagician:
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
fedoras are just associated with insufferable nerds, as are those two fandoms
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
if you mean that it used to be popular and now it's considered poor, i get what you mean
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Because your mammalian heats tend to not like us reptilians.
you seem to dislike mammals, though
Hey! I like Fedoras!
i also like Sonic so i guess there's no hope for me
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis