the sad realization that no matter how interesting a conversation a stranger strikes up with you is, it's going to end with being invited to their church
the sad realization that no matter how interesting a conversation a stranger strikes up with you is, it's going to end with being invited to their church
this has never happened to me except for the time I ended up chatting with that Jehovah's Witness
i was wondering how he knew i wasn't christian, before remembering that he asked me if i was doing anything for easter and i said i didn't know when it was
i was wondering how he knew i wasn't christian, before remembering that he asked me if i was doing anything for easter and i said i didn't know when it was
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I suppose I'm rather lucky that my corner of the Great Lakes seems to have been having decent springlike weather lately...
the sad realization that no matter how interesting a conversation a stranger strikes up with you is, it's going to end with being invited to their church
The only time someone did the "but what if a bus hits you and you go to hell" routine on me, I actually responded by telling them my name...my real name, before I had legally changed it. They were the first person I introduced myself that way to, actually.
It was a disorienting experience for both of us, but I felt really good afterwards.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
How do you non-royalty types survive without maidservants waiting on you? The mere thought is maddening!
I rarely read the Post anymore anyway, and subscribing is shocking!y expensive, even more so than the New York Times. It's almost like they want to just cede DC news to the AP and the radio and TV stations. (No one reads the Washington Times, so they don't count)
I rarely read the Post anymore anyway, and subscribing is shocking!y expensive, even more so than the New York Times. It's almost like they want to just cede DC news to the AP and the radio and TV stations. (No one reads the Washington Times, so they don't count)
i think it's kinda funny that they do the whole "physical + digital is cheaper than just digital" ploy
I rarely read the Post anymore anyway, and subscribing is shocking!y expensive, even more so than the New York Times. It's almost like they want to just cede DC news to the AP and the radio and TV stations. (No one reads the Washington Times, so they don't count)
i rarely even read my local news because the Denver Post is markedly better than the TV stations here are
the sad realization that no matter how interesting a conversation a stranger strikes up with you is, it's going to end with being invited to their church
The only time someone did the "but what if a bus hits you and you go to hell" routine on me, I actually responded by telling them my name...my real name, before I had legally changed it. They were the first person I introduced myself that way to, actually.
It was a disorienting experience for both of us, but I felt really good afterwards.
the sad realization that no matter how interesting a conversation a stranger strikes up with you is, it's going to end with being invited to their church
The only time someone did the "but what if a bus hits you and you go to hell" routine on me, I actually responded by telling them my name...my real name, before I had legally changed it. They were the first person I introduced myself that way to, actually.
It was a disorienting experience for both of us, but I felt really good afterwards.
Is knowing your name necessary context
Nah. I dunno, maybe I'd have to tell my whole life story up to that point for it to really make sense.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
the sad realization that no matter how interesting a conversation a stranger strikes up with you is, it's going to end with being invited to their church
The only time someone did the "but what if a bus hits you and you go to hell" routine on me, I actually responded by telling them my name...my real name, before I had legally changed it. They were the first person I introduced myself that way to, actually.
It was a disorienting experience for both of us, but I felt really good afterwards.
Is knowing your name necessary context
Nah. I dunno, maybe I'd have to tell my whole life story up to that point for it to really make sense.
I choose to assume that the context is that you're a superspy and you formed such a bond with this person that you told them your real name instead of your spy name.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
why the fuck am i not a cute preteen girl in real life right now
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
*steps out of a fancy closet, magical mist pouring out from behind me*
Have you ever tried exploring alternate timelines for fun?
The one with "Normal Al" Yankovic was pretty boring, to be honest.
It's so weird when the ancients struggle to express concepts we can express easily.
Pausanias, a Greek traveller, geographer, and proto-archaeologist describing Greece for a Roman audience, records going to the temple of Apollo at Delphi and seeing an offering reportedly brought by Hippocrates, the father of Greek medicine. The offering is a statue of "a man's body in an advanced state of decay, with all the flesh already fallen off and nothing left but the bones"
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
i was wondering how he knew i wasn't christian, before remembering that he asked me if i was doing anything for easter and i said i didn't know when it was
I'm ok with this
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
All is well.
why would you ever make a legitimate download button look like this