The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Maybe I should leave.
  • ive ruined the entire forum
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    MachSpeed said:

    Maybe I should leave.

    why?
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    It isn't you.

    But I should also physically leave, because I have to go see my therapist.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Utilitarians are insane villains from pulp SF who have a borderline Pre-Socratic understanding of the world.


    ...I actually hold a lot of utilitarian views. I'm not one in the absolute sense, in the same way that I'm probably not a pure ethical hedonist, but I sympathise with many elements of the philosophy.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Tachyon said:

    why?

    I'll PM you later today.

    But it's something I've been feeling for the past few months or so.
  • Utilitarians are insane villains from pulp SF who have a borderline Pre-Socratic understanding of the world.


    ...I actually hold a lot of utilitarian views. I'm not one in the absolute sense, in the same way that I'm probably not a pure ethical hedonist, but I sympathise with many elements of the philosophy.
    and you are also most certainly a pulp SF villain!
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I guess I'm utilitarian too.

    Although, psychopaths get it the roughest in fiction.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Utilitarians are insane villains from pulp SF who have a borderline Pre-Socratic understanding of the world.


    ...I actually hold a lot of utilitarian views. I'm not one in the absolute sense, in the same way that I'm probably not a pure ethical hedonist, but I sympathise with many elements of the philosophy.
    and you are also most certainly a pulp SF villain!

    That is potentially true.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    MachSpeed said:

    Tachyon said:

    why?

    I'll PM you later today.

    But it's something I've been feeling for the past few months or so.
    Alright then.

    i might be slow to respond due to time zones, but PM whenever you want.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    muahahahaha
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I don't want to be Fu Manchu though. 滿族 I am not.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    it depends what's meant by utilitarianism, really

    if it's interpreted broadly then i guess i'm sympathetic to the general idea

    if it's something that results to formulations like "x human deaths = y specks of dust to the eye" then it's a joke
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Utilitarians online are the kind of people who will spend literal weeks arguing about the moral weight of dust specks before they admit that there might be alternative forms of morality.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Utilitarians are the kind of people who will invent a charity movement that goes out of its way to make sure people know where their money goes and how it's helping when they donate to charity, and then let the whole thing get hijacked by robocultists
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I think you're talking about a very extreme kind of utilitarian, in the same way that antinatalist bloggers are a very extreme (and stupid) variety of existential pessimists.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Roaz Kwortz
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I will strangle every person who says utilons.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Or hedons.
  • Or hedons.

    i thought those were one of your favorite Planescape critters
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Quantifying universal happiness seems like a fool's errand, but that doesn't mean that I don't want as many people to be as happy as possible.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Those are Modrons.
  • i know i was making a funny
  • universal happiness:

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  • the correct way to maximize utility is to put every single person to work making boxes for maru to sit in
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    apply directly to the forehead
  • kill living beings

    What would even differentiate "extreme pedophilia" from regular pedophilia?


    ...

    You know what? Don't answer that, please.
    image
    for me, the best part is that some animals do get pregnant in the womb, though not from outside
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Treena you silly
  • edited 2015-12-31 05:52:27
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Book of Mormon Musical coming to Tucson in February.

    Am in Tucson now.

    Come November, I'm voting for Trump. I want to watch the world boil, want to punish the internet and the world and humanity for letting this anathema happen.

    Hiding all this from family. Only telling you guys because TUCSON HAS DISPLEASED ME! THE HEAPERS MUST KNOW THIS!
  • lately i have been thinking about shaving all my hair off, Y/N
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I have an aunt & uncle in Tucson, you know

    I've been there
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    sunn wolf said:

    lately i have been thinking about shaving all my hair off, Y/N

    do it
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    You know, we spent yesterday and most of today at the Grand Canyon. For a while there, after finals week, life was really really good.

    I guess I'm just realizing that things have to go back to normal.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    turn around bright eyes
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Feeling better.

    I watched Jurassic zworld in the car.

    Needed more dinosaurs and less dialogue. Otherwise fantastic.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    every now and then I fall apart
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Aliroz said:

    Feeling better.

    I watched Jurassic zworld in the car.

    Needed more dinosaurs and less dialogue. Otherwise fantastic.

    honestly if the movie were nothing but dinosaurs that might have been preferable

    also if the logos prefacing the movie had their jingles, because I need my Brian Tyler Universal fanfare
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Twoson
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    tuckson.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    onett
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    gigyas
  • Pokey

    (actually no fuck that guy)
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Luca Blight
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Not only do the jokes write themselves, he actually owns his very self. Pwns, even.

    What an amazing specimen of the thing we call "human."
  • happy new year from taiwan
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • kill the sun and make a cooler one is a good strategy imho
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