The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    He's kind of a dork.

    It's like what would happen if a really insecure nerdy kid suddenly got massively famous and was surrounded by yes-men yet still felt like he had to look "cool" and take on "haters."
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Heh, yeah, that sounds about right. It certainly explains the incident with Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMAs.
  • kill living beings
    london surrounded is kinda neat.
  • yeah perc is dope
  • edited 2014-07-08 15:12:29
    kill living beings
    maybe a bit too pulsey for me though

    was kind of surprised the static ended.

  • I recognize that this is supposed to be funny but this kind of thing creeps me the hell out on a very fundamental level.
  • kill living beings
    what do you think the proper response to finding a vial labeled "VARIOLA" in an old freezer is? i'm thinking screaming
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    clorox, and quite a bit of it
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    image

    O_O
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    WOW is coming this afternoon to hook us up a new cable package

    Bluh
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Today I had to call Comcast about charging me for the month of July when I cancelled service before it started

    Turns out it was purely a clerical error and I only owe them 6 bucks instead of 60

    neat
  • i would like to spend this time playing games

    except
    i have work to do

    except
    my parents want me to help them with things

    so instead
    i spend all my time posting short messages on internet forums
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Jesus christ, there's going to be riots after this World Cup match.
  • aren't there always riots after soccer matches tho
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    It's a bit different when the host country is down 0-5 by the end of the first half, and had riots prior to the World Cup starting.
  • kill living beings
    were those riots about the scores or riots about the usual sports economics stuff though
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    It was about the money being spent on the World Cup instead of, yannow, Brazilian infrastructure.
  • It's a bit different when the host country is down 0-5 by the end of the first half, and had riots prior to the World Cup starting.

    wait what

    oh fuck
  • kill living beings

    It was about the money being spent on the World Cup instead of, yannow, Brazilian infrastructure.

    yeah that's what i was thinking of. i mean, i guess sports scores could increase that, but iunno
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Winning at sports breeds goodwill. Losing by a landslide... less so.
  • kill living beings
    rite.

    my only experience with this is living around boston during the curse of the bambino. ha ha.
  • You pair the wrong gathered sweatpants with these and you'll look like a weird geriatric pedophile from the future.
    fashion blogs
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I have the music from WarCraft 2 stuck in my head now.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    1-7 at full time. Did somebody drug the Brazilian team?
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    naney said:

    You pair the wrong gathered sweatpants with these and you'll look like a weird geriatric pedophile from the future.
    fashion blogs
    What where they describing?
  • 1-7 at full time. Did somebody drug the Brazilian team?


  • edited 2014-07-08 18:00:35
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Oh my, German fans told to stay in the stadium and that they will be escorted out.
    Welp.
  • naney said:

    You pair the wrong gathered sweatpants with these and you'll look like a weird geriatric pedophile from the future.
    fashion blogs
    What where they describing?

    http://four-pins.com/style/bow-biters/
  • well there goes all three countries i was rooting for

    (brazil, costa rica, and USA)
  • Juninho: 'football is the winner. so i am happy.' *dead eyed stare into middle distance*
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Interviewing the Brazilian players seems like an experiment in sadism.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Reading the initial reactions to the Disney-Marvel deal is bizarre

    There were a lot of nerds terrified that Disney would contaminate Marvel with Disney Channel influence
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    A lot of it has these overtones of "comics are totally for mature adults"
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Anonus said:

    A lot of it has these overtones of "comics are totally for mature adults"

    People who want their superhero comics to seem "mature" tend to produce less mature work than those who just want to tell a good story about someone who can, y'know, fly or something.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    They think "mature" means something like The Goddamn Batman, with lots of sex and violence, because that's what dumbass 12-year-olds think "mature" means.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    And those who have not emotionally progressed beyond that age.
  • i really like margelia lows
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Anonus said:

    Reading the initial reactions to the Disney-Marvel deal is bizarre


    There were a lot of nerds terrified that Disney would contaminate Marvel with Disney Channel influence
    They did this with Star Wars too.

    They don't really understand Disney is more than stuff that just gets the Disney lable slapped all over it.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Superhero comics: We must tell relevant stories by stuffing in rape, school bombings, and brutal murder.

    But Spider-Man can't be married and have a kid because that's tantamount to him growing old and dying, which we Cannot Have
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Odradek said:

    Anonus said:

    Reading the initial reactions to the Disney-Marvel deal is bizarre


    There were a lot of nerds terrified that Disney would contaminate Marvel with Disney Channel influence
    They did this with Star Wars too.

    They don't really understand Disney is more than stuff that just gets the Disney lable slapped all over it.
    They also furnished Princess Mononoke with a dub written by Neil Gaiman. With a cast that actually works.

    I can't see how that is a negative thing.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Odradek said:

    Superhero comics: We must tell relevant stories by stuffing in rape, school bombings, and brutal murder.


    But Spider-Man can't be married and have a kid because that's tantamount to him growing old and dying, which we Cannot Have
    But not everyone can be writing Animal Man, having a protagonist with actual domestic concerns and political undertones deeper than "'MURRICA!" No, no, we can't have comics written by adults that actually address what being an adult means! That would ruin everything. Forever.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Clearly all comics should take inspiration from Holy Terror.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    But of course. The only way to be patriotic is to show that you are exceptional, by jingo!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Odradek said:

    Superhero comics: We must tell relevant stories by stuffing in rape, school bombings, and brutal murder.

    also Doctor Doom crying over 9/11
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Anonus said:

    Odradek said:

    Superhero comics: We must tell relevant stories by stuffing in rape, school bombings, and brutal murder.

    also Doctor Doom crying over 9/11
    Hasn't Doom always been more complicated than just wanting to take over the world?
  • kill living beings
    everybody in comics has always been more complicated than whatever, and yet they're all pretty fucking boring! weird
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    As has been pointed out, if Doom was seriously offended by 9/11, he would have Osama Bin Laden's corpse in front of the whitehouse lawn by the next day.

    It's not entirely uncharacteristic though. It's not like Galactus shedding a tear.
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