He's not disillusioned or cynical, he's an empty shell with a book of regulations where his heart should be
oh that explains why i could never finish that game
>>H.P. Lovecraft's early works.
>>The touch of a beautiful centaur.
>>The Armenian alphabet.
>Discuss.
as the first independent politician to fuck a centaur...it's overrated
armenian isn't an alphabet what are you babbling abou…
I'm in Pennsylvania, I don't give a fuck about the nypd.when i was mayor of new york we didn't let any americans say anything like this without getting three bullets in the back
"Slayer is better than Metallica" is a borderline objective statement
nah
(real talk: pretending that the band that made master of puppets isn't deserving of all of your love is a war crime in at least 9 countries)
it depends on what era of Metallica were talking about though.
Anyway, for Mr. Bloomberg: Super NES or Sega Genesis?
actually.....................................N64. i like my controllers to be multi-pronged, just like my tentacles
boy, the acc in brooklyn, isn't that some weird shit
actually basketball is badas mayor of new york i had to take all of the money from the knicks to fund my state dinners and do more racism
Wait you like Slayer better than Metallica?
im a new yorki…
How do you feel about CNBC
the canadian national broadcast company is a war crime and its CEO should go to the hague where i have both a time share and a part time gig as judge
What is an example of a space your musty dick cannot fit into?
Thank you for asking this.
As a new yorker, born and bred, i have long held my dick and thrusted it into the worst fucking places. It's what being a ghoul is all about.
With that said, …
By that logic, A Modest Proposal is "not a very good joke" either
The difference is that A Modest Proposal is funnyThat's fair and all but my point is more that a satiric joke's quality shouldn't be measured by how many people get it, that's all
I follow 403ish blogs. Keeps things much less repetitive, even if a lot of the time, obviously, you have to scroll through at least one repetition or two. - shrug -
I wish you could program an extension that hid repeated reblogs but I don't really m…
if you ever choose a career
don't choose writing
you will starve and hate yourself a lot and really even customer service is better trust me on that i did both and here i am starving cuz i didn't listen to my future self when he appeared in my past
I wouldn't call them incompetent, though. They are the ones who made Tumblr the way it is now in the first place, after all.
I feel that Tumblr's popularity is not due to David Karp's design so much as the fact that it basically combines Livejournal…
yo sunnybro
so the rx bandits are pretty great
i feel you needed to know that
i already know that
did you know they are reuniting and doing some kind of 10th anniversary tour for The Resignationalso i am seeing them for free because im working at l…
what are lies but the end of all things and the things that we don't understand so here i am at the edge of my seat and bringing you with me so that you understand finally the thought process behind it all
Season 1 is top-notch. Season 2 is eh by virtue of the book it's based on being eh. Apparently book 3 is one of the better books in the series so fingers crossed for a nice adaptation.
NOOOBOOODYYY IS HEAAAARD
compass wilting in the wind
NOOBOOOODYYY IS HEEEAARD
ROWING SHEEEEP SMIIILES FOR THE DEAAAAAAAAAAD
TRANSOCEANIC DEPTH IN THIS EAAAAAAAAARTH
IN THIS CENOOOOTAAAAPH
poison behind the things in the vertigo of the truth that populates the very purposes of dreams is the reality that defines the steps that we undertake in order to get to the places, emotional or otherwise, that we desire to go to, after all it is o…