In which we spam II

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• Tachyon

  2013-03-03 05:16:32

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  O_O
• Section42L

  2013-03-03 05:18:46 edited 2013-03-03 05:19:40

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  
• Tachyon

  2013-03-03 05:19:04

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  ಠ_ಠ
• Tachyon

  2013-03-03 05:19:58

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  RIP loop bug ;_;
• Tachyon

  2013-03-03 05:28:53

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

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• Section42L

  2013-03-03 05:35:46

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Claiming this thread in the name of golden age hip-hop.

  
  

  
• Tachyon

  2013-03-03 05:59:40

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  
• Tachyon

  2013-03-03 06:33:58

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  BE PRETTY
  
  BE BOLD
  
  i can tell a big difference. Decisions come quicker, i'm more productive – it's serious brain-training, it just feels like games.
• Tachyon

  2013-03-03 06:53:49

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  LET'S@X DA!ZNCE
  
  f4va1zther i a1zj7m no gl9ood3c a1zt d3ca1znd3cingl9
  
  COME ON CHILD
  
  LET'S@X GET FUNKY
  
  it's2x nid3ce to s2xee you a1zre not bera1ztingl9 j7me f4vor ond3ce
  
  I DON'T KNOW CHILD
  
  I MIGHT CHA!ZNGE MY MIND
  
  I MUS@XT REMIND YOU THA!ZT I A!ZM YOUR KING
  
  A!ZND I A!ZM NOW WHA!ZTEVER S@XUPPOS@XED BEA!ZUTY HOLLYWOOD IS@X TRYING TO MA!ZKE EVERY GUY IN THE U.S@X. HOT FOR
  
  it's2x j7megl9a1zn f4vox rigl9ht now rigl9ht
  
  MA!ZYBE
  
  NOW GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
  
  but it's2x j7my a1zl9.l9.owa1znd3ce
  
  whid3ch is2x j7mea1zgl9er
  
  $200 A!Z WEEK IS@X MEA!ZGER
  
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  i thougl9ht this2x wa1zs2x rus2xs2xia1z
  
  WELL IT'S@X A!ZMERICA!Z NOW
  
  CHILD
  
  I A!ZM YOUR KING
• Tachyon

  2013-03-03 06:59:50 edited 2013-03-03 10:00:05

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  chef the people at table 2 2ay they have fliie2 iin theiir EVERYTHIIGN
  
  what'2 an EVERGTYHIING?
  
  ii thiink they mean the food they ordered chef
  that your prepared and ii rbrought two them
  
  oh riight
  2o wht'2 the problem
  
  there'2 fliie2 iin iit
  
  oh that2 not a 2urp2ii2e
  
  what?
  
  well ii left the 2creen door open all day
  
  why
  
  becau2e ii wa2 playiing target practiic3
  
  wiith what
  
  2ee for yo2urefl
  
  ii2 that a piile of briick2
  
  2ure ii2
  they're fu n two chuck out the back door
  
  you mean iit wa2 YOU who through that briick through my car wiindow, chef?
  
  well no
  except ii'm lyiing
  2o ye2
  
  FUCK YOU CHEF
  
  now waiiterman, that'2 no way two talk two your bo22
  
  ii thought you were the chef, not the owner
  
  riight, but you 2houldn't talk two the owener that way eiither
  
  faiir enought
  what about table 2'2 order
  
  here giive them thii2 kroger giift card iin2tead
  2o they can buy theiir own food
  
  but thii2 ii2 beautiiful Lakewood, OHiio
  there are no Kroger 2tore2 iin the cleveland area
  
  not my problem
  take them the card2'
  
  fiine
  
  and then clean up the2e briick2, plea2e
  
  ii'm takiing tomorrow off, chef
• Tachyon

  2013-03-03 07:16:38 edited 2013-03-03 07:20:02

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  So after much running around, many wrong turns, stupid stunts, narrowly-evaded bullets and narrowly-evaded bulls, I was facing down the boss, the top dog, the one who’d been working so hard to make my life hell for the past 24 hours.
  
  I pulled out my knife. "That's not a knife!" he declared.
  
  I stared at him.
  
  "OK," he conceded, "That is a knife. BUT THIS IS A PAIR OF SCISSORS!"
  
  He pulled what looked like a pair of red safety scissors out of his desk and lobbed them at me. They missed me by a hair’s breadth and sliced through one of the cables on the wall behind.
  
  He pulled another pair out of his pocket. I ran.
• Tachyon

  2013-03-03 07:32:50

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  
• Tachyon

  2013-03-03 07:48:32 edited 2013-03-03 09:59:49

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  So+ ummm...
  
  In celebratio+n o+f Tamriel Histo+ry Mo+nth, apparently we're talking abo+ut "blades". It's no+w "o+fficially a thing"
  
  http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Blades
  
  This is no+w a thing that warrants discussio+n.
  
  The fact that there are No+rds who+ are interested in drago+nslaying stuff...
  
  Is it OK that my first reactio+n was basically rage that peo+ple think this is even a thing wo+rth calling attentio+n to+?
  
  Then I read the article and then my rage turned into+ a white ho+t laser beam capable o+f explo+ding who+ever wro+te that article's head.
  
  Serio+usly, please tell me I'm no+t the o+nly o+ne kinda peeved o+ff that anyo+ne thinks that there are "No+rd mino+rities" is a fact wo+rth calling o+ut.
  
  Jegus, yes, No+rds can be into+ drago+ns, drago+nslaying, and Alduin. Remember Alduin? Remember ho+w he was sent thro+ugh time by No+rds IN THE GOGDAMN FIRST AGE?! The o+nly reaso+n it's "o+fficially a thing" no+w is because no+ o+ne THOUGHT WE HAD TO MAKE A DEAL OUT OF NORDS KILLING DRAGONS BECAUSE THEY EAT  EVERYONE REGARDLESS OF BLOOD COLOR, QUADRANT, OR SPECIES.
  
  tl;dr
  
  I ho+pe who+ever came up with the term "Blades" gets hit by an Elder Drago+n driven by Tiber Septim.
• Tachyon

  2013-03-03 09:51:38

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  O_O
• Tachyon

  2013-03-03 10:06:47 edited 2013-03-03 10:07:50

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  O_O
• Tachyon

  2013-03-03 10:40:13 edited 2013-03-03 10:46:11

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Look at this stuff! Isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my collection's complete? Wouldn't you think i'm the girl, the girl who has everything? Look at this trove, treasures untold. How many wonders can one cavern hold? Looking around here you'd think, sure, she's got everything. i've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty, i've got whozits and whatsits galore. You want thingamabobs? i got twenty. But who cares? No big deal. i want mooooore! i wanna be where the people are! i wanna see, wanna see 'em dancing! Walking around on those - what do you call 'em? Oh, feet. Flipping your fins you don't get too far. Legs are required for jumping, dancing, strolling along down a - what's that word again? - Street! Up where they walk, up where they run, up where they stay all day in the sun! Wandering free! Wish i could be part of that world! What would i give if i could live out of these waters? What would i pay to spend a day warm on the sand? Betcha on land they understand, bet they don't reprimand their daughters - bright young women, sick of swimming, ready to staaaaand, and ready to know what the people know, ask 'em my questions and get some answers: what's a fire, and why does it - what's that word? - buuuuurn? When's it my turn? Wouldn't i love, love to explore that shore up abooooove? Out of the sea, wish i could be part of that wooooorld.
• Justice4243

  2013-03-03 11:54:27

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  a8 said:

  

  God, this show is so great.
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-03-03 17:18:10

  Éclair - God is a Girl
  

  I now especially approve of this thread.
  
• RocketRunner

  2013-03-03 21:27:53

  OKAY
  
  LOOK
  
  When you play Call of Duty: God of War: Legend of Greg...
  
  "LEGEND OF GREG?!"
  
• millercross

  2013-03-04 04:09:06

  what are lies but the end of all things and the things that we don't understand so here i am at the edge of my seat and bringing you with me so that you understand finally the thought process behind it all
• Anonus

  2013-03-16 22:33:25

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  screaming inside

  
  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
• Anonus

  2013-03-16 22:33:32

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  animal droppings
• Anonus

  2013-03-16 22:33:38

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  FOX NEWS
• Anonus

  2013-03-16 22:33:56

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  bovinoid
• lee4hmz

  2013-03-16 22:34:23

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  distributed.net
• Anonus

  2013-03-16 22:35:43

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  have they come to eat DROPPINGS in Lacelet, California

  
  

  nya nya nya OOSHNICK
• Princess Alice

  2013-03-16 22:42:38

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  anonus is my favorite person
• Section42L

  2013-03-16 22:55:36

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Central Avenue is my favorite princess
• Obā-san

  2013-03-16 22:59:35

  
  

  Bunny is my favorite person

  
  

  
  

  (*Sobs quietly in the corner*)
• Section42L

  2013-03-16 23:04:19

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  The corner is my favourite place to hide in.
• Imipolex G

  2013-03-16 23:16:59

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  
• Viani

  2013-03-17 00:01:25

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  .dmx
  
  X GONNA GIVE IT YOU TA
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-03-17 00:20:09

  II
• Viani

  2013-03-17 00:32:09

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  LL
• Anonus

  2013-03-17 01:47:35

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  y u no posting in this one
• Section42L

  2013-03-17 01:51:57

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  
• Viani

  2013-03-17 01:59:42

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  This II is UNACCEPTABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  
• Tachyon

  2013-03-17 16:42:40

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  DROP IT
  
• RocketRunner

  2013-03-17 22:29:29

  OH SHAZBOT
  
• Viani

  2013-03-17 22:49:06

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Tachyon said:

  DROP IT
  

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