The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Everything's worse without squid.
    Indeed, squiddLeTron is just a heap of fun.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I've enjoyed you being around, too, squid. Thanks.

    Also, aren't some rhinos fat bicorns, or is my memory derping out?
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    "I found something while Googling.
    Rhinos are just fat unicorns."

    Counter point: 

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  • Or when one's spine is eaten 8y Aon. ::::P
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  • The sadness will last forever.
    ^ Thanks.
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  • ::::)
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    Monster High looks cool. I don't get why people are comparing them to Bratz. They're nothing like those stupid ugly dolls!
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-03-30 22:13:08
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    Well, Mattel did draw a bit of a design influence from the Bratz. That's obvious.

    They aren't anywhere close as whoresome as the Bratz are though. So there's that.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    PB&J Otter having ended eleven years ago makes me sad. There is a part of me that wants to devour it and other childrens' cartoons.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I watched Playhouse Disney back when it was on. I remember liking Out of the Box even though I don't think I got to see it very much.
  • edited 2012-03-30 22:22:20
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    ^^Maybe you did. 

    Maybe that's why it ended.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    So I may have voraciously devoured Lake Hoohaw without knowing it? NOOO!

    @ noodle dance

    I foresee this becoming annoying quickly if I watch more... (I'm on "The Ice Moose".)
  • edited 2012-03-30 22:44:11
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    "Ice Moose, bah-hooey!"

    how obvious of you, Flick
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    imageThis is one of my favorite SA smileys.
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    Sam Axe Bruce Campbell is awesome.


    As is Spider-Man.
  • I like to think that somewhere in Japan, there is an artifact called the animizer, it does things like this:


  • That thing needs to be nuked bombarded by ion cannons from orbit.
  • Y'know this is actually very American-esque for an anime.

    So, they take an already animesque American show, make an anime out of it, and then make the anime less anime than the original.

    That makes sense.

  • Actually I take that back this is very Japan.

    Come to think of it it rather reminds me of Astro Boy.

  • Actually, I like this. It's funny.

    edit: er. Not that.^, that ^^^^^

  • The sadness will last forever.
    CONSTRUCTIVE

    Durrr
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I'm going to turn in for the night. See you tomorrow.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Good night Gator.


  • This bassline is simply godlike.
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    ^ Yay!
  • [07:H 36:M 41:S]
    My auxiliaries are momentarily stunned by Mendicant's opening move -
    1,784,305 leisure craft ranging from [45 ~ 5769 tonnes] advance in hopes
    of overwhelming my comparatively tiny force. I do not have enough
    [weapon systems] to target them all.

    It is a mathematical certainty that some of them will get
    through and attempt to board. There isn’t a single warship with this
    first wave. It seems my opponent’s rage has left no room for respect.



    [04:H 01:M 55:S]
    I could have countered its move if I had released my fighters. They
    are ready but idle; making their base vessels more attractive prizes
    than targets. Now the first of many waves of commercial vessels mixed
    with single ships and assault craft surge forward. The first ship from
    my fleet to be boarded breaks formation and races into the oncoming
    vessels - striking one amidships. The cargo vessel’s hull split open and
    out of it explodes not the expected consumer goods but 31,860 dying
    warriors.



    [00:H 19:M 02:S]
    The seventh and final wave of container ships, barges, tankers, and
    military vessels engage my fleet; another 214,320 ships, many in excess
    of [50,000 tonnes], engage my seemingly disrupted vanguard. I continue
    to fight just well enough to seem lucky.



    Mendicant, or the enemy, has been sending a small percentage of its
    fleet elsewhere. Good. Let them believe they can seize a foothold
    somewhere inside the sphere.



    [00:H 00:M 11:S]
    Despite all its faults, 05-032 has fought remarkably well.

    My auxiliaries lay in tatters - more than half of them are now
    part of the enemy fleet. But just as I had predicted, 05-032
    concentrated them like they were the sole key to victory. Its desire to
    punish our creators blinded it to the true purpose of my [feints]. I
    have reduced the combat effectiveness of its core fleet to 79.96
    percent. Surely now it must realize that something is amiss.



    [00:H 00:M 00:S]
    The [Halo effect] strikes our combined fleets. All ships piloted by biological are now [adrift].

    I can trade Mendicant ship for ship now and still prevail.



    [00:H 00:M 01:S]
    Of my ships that had been captured, 11.3 percent of them are close
    enough to Mendicant's core fleet that they can be used offensively -
    either by initiating their self-destruct sequences, or by opening
    unrestricted ruptures into [slipstream space].

    It is best that our crews perished now; because the battle that is about to ensue would have driven them mad.

  • The sadness will last forever.
    "You can save that to buy a car blah blah blah"

    Shut the fuck up, cunt.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    "Be realistic blah blah blah money bullshit"

    "Not your major"

    "You can check that thing in the library don't buy it"

    "Money this money that"
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I watched episode 1 of Powerpuff Girls Z in anime club.

    I was not entertained. 

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  • There is something decidedly off about that picture.

    Anyway, I find it hilarious on several levels.

    "MOJO DRESSED AS A WAITRESS?!"

  • I can see how it having almost no connection to the original PPG would annoy some folks though.

    Also I keep seeing ads in the corner of these rips for a show called Horseland. I like to imagine it's some sort of anime equivalent of MLP:FIM.

  • edited 2012-03-31 00:55:04
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    It's not. It's a DiC/Cookie Jar show that used to be on CBS. I remember my uncle in Texas inadvertently slowing down Mother's DVR so that there was an episode of it playing at like one frame every few minutes or so several hours after it had aired.
  • A shame.

    I was thinking MLP characters in a Thundercats-style universe.

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...apparently they reinstated the show last year.

    I remember it being pretty bland.
  • Donatello's Pizzeria

    "Nickelodeon, Please Don't Sue Us!"
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I remember my uncle in Texas inadvertently slowing down Mother's DVR so that there was an episode of it playing at like one frame every few minutes or so several hours after it had aired.
    ...How do you even do that?
  • On Time Warner DVRs you press the Play button twice.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    I drank alchohol...I want to..I don't want to die...mom yelled...
  • edited 2012-03-31 01:23:28
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^^He had a long-distance connection to it. I think it was a SlingBox.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    -sob-
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    ...I'm sorry.......I can't......
  • The sadness will last forever.
    .....I had enough living with mother....
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    No I didn't..
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