My little brother's friend, who, according to him, has watched all the Star Wars movies at least once a week for a year, wanted my brother to tell him if Luke is the bad guy, and also nothing else.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You people laughing at the poor rich lady clearly don't get what it's like to live without servants for a few days
Last Christmas my handmaiden went home to Buttercup Bay for a week and I spent the entire time in the same set of jammies because there was nobody to dress me
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
in a comic I read there's a basically sympathetic character who does some moderately scummy things to get money for his family, which, okay. but it's amazing how quickly the sympathy drives up when he talks about only having one servant
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Observation: There are at least five streets in the Columbus area with the name "Powell"
Powell Avenue (Hilltop)
Powell Avenue (Bexley)
Powell Avenue (Whitehall)
Powell Street (Brice)
Powell Road (Uh...Powell)
Most of you probably know why I chose to note instances of this name in particular.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Things I'm a big fan of: the unique vomit-piss-shit slurry of a delayed flight and a layover.
I feel ya.
On Monday I was planning to leave Denver International at 4:30 with a layover at O'Hare before I got back to Columbus, but the first flight was delayed long enough that I would have missed the second flight...so I switched to a flight that left Denver at 7:45, meaning I spent six and a half hours sitting around the Denver airport.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
If you end up in the situation that I was in (the first flight delayed song enough that you can't make the second), go to the airline counter and have them rebook you.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
*sends the Travel Fairy to help Kex's plane get to its destination on time*
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Actually I want that to be my superpower. Extradimensional cat cafe.
stuff, cook, and eat the rich
Fucking assholes!
maybe we should eat the rich for their own good
i'm just proposing that this christmas, we try a new type of meat
I knew showing up early was a good idea
Part of the problem is I woke up at 12 PM yesterday after going to bed at 8 AM and have had... maybe three hours of sleep since.
And now I learn the flight back will get me home around nine which leaves me with all of an HOUR to get ready for work. For fuck's sake.