They're talking about how gator stowaways traveled to the new world from their home in the Dutch marshlands, eventually coming back and killing all the Dutch suchians with their gator-syphilis, to the point that we only know of gators as Americans
You can't start questioning the logic of these things, or else you start to wonder how we all type with bosing gloves on without dexterous finger joints. Or, indeed, how the LDS church accepted an alligator, and how a cat managed to have a ganster rap single called " Cuddlin' With Da Kitties".
Gator-syphilis?
Heh. Turns out, for alligators, the continent-wide exchange went the other way.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Oh come on, nobody's amused by my story of helping the lost pizza guy due to FOD screwing up the signs?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
-note: My summary of the columbian exchange is quite wrong. The american squirrel has all but replaced the native variety of the English Isles, and the american mink has replaced the english water vole. Also, the Rosy Wolfsnail has made a distressing number of other snail species extinct. American Bullfrogs outcompete so, so many native species, it's horrifying. The louisiana Crayfish eats fish eggs and utterly wrecks entire food chains-
The only really innocent continent in all of this is Australia, it seems. Marsupials can never outcompete placentals, and the only reason they survived on Australia was because it separated before placentals happened.
The only place where Australian animals have become invasive is New Zealand, which is similarly isolated enough to be on Australia's level.
Australian plants, however, have been invasive in places. Most notably, in the everglades, the broad-leafed paper bark, which can only be killed by the australian beetle, which would be an invasive species if it weren't, well, australian, and were able to eat things other than the broad-leafed paper bark.
And acacia in Africa.
Also, the biddy-biddy, but that might be from New Zealand.
And several more plant species.
But, animal-wise, Australia really hasn't done much damage.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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I want to start a humorous blog where my persona is a magical girl princess who lives in unicornrainbowcandyland but chooses to entertain herself by snarking at mediocre earth media
I want to start a humorous blog where my persona is a magical girl princess who lives in unicornrainbowcandyland but chooses to entertain herself by snarking at mediocre earth media
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I had to walk a long distance in 1 degree weather for something pointless, and now I have to wait for an indeterminate amount of time for my mom to get here so I can go home.
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My anger thus can only be on a biological "paradise has been ruined, and invasive species have been introduced" level.
Gosh dang it, Erikson, Columbus, and Cook. The Continents were separated for a reason.
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guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Gator-syphilis?
Heh. Turns out, for alligators, the continent-wide exchange went the other way.
American alligators have incredible immune systems. Poor dutch suchians didn't stand a chance.
-note: My summary of the columbian exchange is quite wrong. The american squirrel has all but replaced the native variety of the English Isles, and the american mink has replaced the english water vole. Also, the Rosy Wolfsnail has made a distressing number of other snail species extinct. American Bullfrogs outcompete so, so many native species, it's horrifying. The louisiana Crayfish eats fish eggs and utterly wrecks entire food chains-
The only place where Australian animals have become invasive is New Zealand, which is similarly isolated enough to be on Australia's level.
Australian plants, however, have been invasive in places. Most notably, in the everglades, the broad-leafed paper bark, which can only be killed by the australian beetle, which would be an invasive species if it weren't, well, australian, and were able to eat things other than the broad-leafed paper bark.
And acacia in Africa.
Also, the biddy-biddy, but that might be from New Zealand.
And several more plant species.
But, animal-wise, Australia really hasn't done much damage.
I want to start a humorous blog where my persona is a magical girl princess who lives in unicornrainbowcandyland but chooses to entertain herself by snarking at mediocre earth media
Is this a funny enough premise or not?
Clearly, Antarctica is the true innocent in all of this.
Good old Antartica.
R.I.P.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
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