The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • edited 2014-11-16 17:55:15

    I'm not even sure I, like, get that joke

    some people criticize Democratic Party politicians as moving rightward even while trying to maintain ("keep") their status as a liberal/progressive/left/etc. party (while Republicans just keep throwing shit at them for being a liberal/progressive/left/etc. party anyway)

    tl;dr this criticism is basically that they are moving right while trying to keep left

    your sign shows a left arrow with the text "keep right"
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Whatever happened to Suke Sho/Saturn/Vivi/that guy who went by multiple names and genders?
  • kill living beings
    think they got banned from irc at some point or another
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I always felt weird for seemingly being the only person who didn't find him all that annoying

    Perhaps because I saw a lot of myself in him
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    naney said:

    boobiesnotmalware.bmp

    imi's computer is now infected. thank you for shopping virus marketplace
    son of a
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    Imi, why is Hölle Woche hell week for you?

    explain this inquiry
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Effective immediately, Central Avenue is gonna use baby talk whenever she can just to see it annoy those big dumb grown-ups
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I would advise against it
  • You have a thing that you call Hell Week, just as I have one. One that I have just started, in fact.

    I know yours has to do with your place of business, but I'd like more context
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    do you wanna build a snowman
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    it doesn't have to be a snowman
  • kill living beings
    recent research suggests that it does in fact have to be a snowman
  • edited 2014-11-16 19:37:02
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    Twice a year, usually, my direct supervisor at work takes a week-long vacation. This pretty much doubles my workload as well as increasing the number of hours I have to work, with much of it being morning shifts, which I despise.

    Now, as for the term "Hell Week," I actually took it from an article I read many years ago about Nintendo's phone representatives. For them, the week of Christmas is (ironically) Hell Week, due to the sheer volume of "help, my kid just got a WiiCube 64 and we can't figure out how to work it!"-type calls they get.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    recent research suggests that it does in fact have to be a snowman

    lolz
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Twice a year, usually, my direct supervisor at work takes a week-long vacation. This pretty much doubles my workload as well as increasing the number of hours I have to work, with many of it being morning shifts, which I despise.

    Now, as for the term "Hell Week," I actually took it from an article I read many years ago about Nintendo's phone representatives. For them, the week of Christmas is (ironically) Hell Week, due to the sheer volume of "help, my kid just got a WiiCube 64 and we can't figure out how to work it!"-type calls they get.

    fun fact: "WiiCube64" was my handle on Super Mario Wiki
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    aw man, I thought I was being original :(
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Super Manic Pixie Dream Girl WiiCube 64 was an ok game
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I preferred Accounting Wiicube64.  And it's expansion pack with the Actuary levels.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    So, I hate the show Good Luck Charlie.

    In one episode, Teddy gets trapped, by a snowstorm, in a house with her best friend's parents.  She is then forced to put up with her best friend's parents and their terrible amusements, such as jigsaw puzzles, singing "row row row your boat" in German, and discussing the relationship between barometric pressure and temperature.

    What the heck is wrong with jigsaw puzzles?
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    what's wrong with the relationship between barometric pressure and temperature?
  • the netflix support person does not know what windows XP is

    ????
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    naney said:

    the netflix support person does not know what windows XP is


    ????
    wait what
  • Man, jigsaw puzzles used to be my thing back in the day.

    In my school's culture, Hell Week is the week before any performance group's show. During this week, every member is expected to keep long hours into the night and eventually morning for 4-7 days before the performance. Besides not wanting to be working past 10 with others under any circumstances, I have always thought that this is a stupid, stupid idea that grew out of the tendency for college students to wait until the last minute to put literally anything together bleeding. How stupid it is depends on the group.

    For the other group I'm in, hell week has its uses. For one thing, it's primarily review and practicing with the band we hire for the show. Unless a song is in worrying condition, which doesn't happen too often, it's just a matter of getting everything really clean. It's also almost a solid 90% work, which is tiring, but appreciated. If I'm going to be kept from my room, I'd rather be working than wasting my time.

    This Hell Week is...different. At least one song is in critical condition every time (and this time, unfortunately, I'm in charge of said song), and the others usually have some issues as well. Only half of the week has to do with the actual practicing; everything from the promo video to the advertisements are left for this week. And yet, there's still enough time wasted between the important stuff that I feel like I'm not doing anything useful.

    The piano isn't broken anymore, at least
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    working with other people is great, huh?
  • image

    Okay, writers of the Heap, listen up.

    This book is called Twisted. It's about were-roller coasters. It's written horribly, very horribly. I just read a chapter of it, and it has 7 typos, illustrations that came from Deviantart (literally), no sense of setting or realistic dialogue, and characters that make the Twilight cast look likable and human. And this book has been published. And it got three 5-star reviews on Amazon, and one of them isn't an obvious joke (though it's obviously the author or a friend trying to goldplate a mudpie).

    A 17-year-old girl has written a childish wet-dream fantasy into existence with nothing resembling an editor, and people have bought her book.

    What I'm trying to say is this: nothing you write will be worse than this book (which was published, mind you), and you can follow your literary dreams (no matter how far from the mainstream) and still get people to buy your book.

    -throws down
    hat in disgust-

    Man, remember this?

    I still stand by everything I said about this book, but it's more hilarious than unspeakably wrong

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    People who need to come back to the Trash Heap (in no particular order):

    • Jumpingzombie
    • Midnight Velvet
    • Tachyon
    • Idler
    • Saturn or whatever he was called here
    • thespacephantom
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    PlutoniumFist
  • who is that saturn person anyways
  • edited 2014-11-16 22:22:52
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^Suke Sho
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    one of those dudes looks really girly
  • Anonus said:

    Suke Sho

    this name means nothing to me

    did i ever meet this person or?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I think Suke Sho was some kinda troll or something
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Wait, is Suke Sho the one whose posts were all deleted?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Not a troll, just really mentally unstable
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Aliroz said:

    Wait, is Suke Sho the one whose posts were all deleted?

    That was Miko's first account

    Also, I forgot Miko in that list, though I guess she's kinda still around anyways
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    Neko Miko Reimu
  • kill living beings
    i stand by my statement
  • You know what I always found weird? Games I usually describe as "Breakout clones" everyone else seems to call "Arkanoid clones"

    the two came out not too far apart from each other and I think Arkanoid is generally considered to be better, that might be why.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Ah, back to my old avatar.
  • People who need to come back to the Trash Heap (in no particular order):


    • Jumpingzombie
    • Midnight Velvet
    • Tachyon
    • Idler
    • Saturn or whatever he was called here
    • thespacephantom
    Justice
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    King Friday
  • kill living beings
    the messiah, jesus christ
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    the national map is down >.<
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    misery mire
  • eastern palace
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