I Read That As: Trash Heap Edition

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• Vriska

  2014-01-14 12:06:20

  8luh 8luh.

  can I 8lame Tum8lr? ::::P
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-01-14 17:16:23

  "The Raketen-Stadt" => "The Radeken-Stadt"
  
  I have no idea what "Raketen" (or "Radeken") mean, nor what's in that thread (since I've never visited it), but this is just how I've been pronouncing it until I noticed just now.
  
• Tachyon

  2014-01-14 17:57:09

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  
  
  Dies ist ein Raketen.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-01-14 18:00:02

  The Rocket-State?
  
• Tachyon

  2014-01-14 18:00:04

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  und "Radeken" ist ein Nachname, anscheinend.
  
• Tachyon

  2014-01-14 18:00:39

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  The Rocket-City.
  
• Tachyon

  2014-01-21 01:51:17

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Did someone say dice roll? ::::D --> Did someone say rice doll? ::::D
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-01-21 13:39:01 edited 2014-01-21 13:39:12

  unfortunately here's where visual and aural language differ...the proper spoonerism would be "rice dole" due to the way "roll" is pronounced, but it looks wrong in visual medium...sigh.
  
• Tachyon

  2014-01-21 13:52:26

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i don't find that unfortunate, just mildly interesting :)
  
  although actually 'doll' and 'dole' are pronounced similarly in some accents anyway
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-01-21 14:03:22

  fair enough
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-01-27 13:04:17

  DungeonCrawl Stone Soup => Democrats Stone Soup
  
• Tachyon

  2014-01-28 13:31:19

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Do crocodilians eat starch? --> Do crocodilians eat the rich?
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-01-28 14:57:45

  The rich do have the capacity to eat a lot of starch.
  
• Vriska

  2014-01-30 08:49:12

  8luh 8luh.

  Heap of Tunes --> Heap of Tuna
  
• Tachyon

  2014-02-05 16:55:11

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  PIZZA, MOZZARELLA --> PIZZA, WONDERELLA
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-05 19:44:05

  Gary, Indiana treatment: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0edrVhxVuQu
  
• Tachyon

  2014-02-20 15:17:25

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i am a pleased sunn wolf because the head of eng lit gave me an A+ on the paper i did for him and also told me to do a masters.  --> i am a pleased sunn wolf because the god of eng lit gave me an A+ on the paper i did for him and also told me to do a masters.
• Tachyon

  2014-02-21 13:07:28

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Nancy? --> Naney?
  
• Obā-san

  2014-02-21 15:06:51

  
  

  Tachyon said:

  Nancy? --> Naney?
  

  
  I also did this, confused me for a moment
• Vriska

  2014-02-25 08:48:56

  8luh 8luh.

  "Belo never should have sold to Gannett" --> "Bob never should have sold to Gannett"
  
  Not that that makes any more sense.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-02-25 11:21:10

  Bob Gannett vs. Bob Saget
  
• Tachyon

  2014-03-11 16:28:38

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  EARWORMY AS FUCK --> EARTHWORMY AS FUCK
• Princess Alice

  2014-03-11 16:40:57

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  WE BUILT THIS CITY ON TOPSOIL
• Fossilmaiden

  2014-03-16 13:08:30

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Forum Software FAQs --> From Software FAQs
  
• Tachyon

  2014-03-20 14:21:18 edited 2014-03-20 14:21:49

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  not exactly an irta but i initially parsed
  
  religions that aren't Christianity are wrong and bad and alien and trans women should be beaten up when they use the bathroom
  
  as
  
  [religions that aren't Christianity are wrong and bad] and [alien and trans women should be beaten up when they use the bathroom]
  
  implying the religious right wish to beat up alien women when they use the bathroom
  
• Tachyon

  2014-03-21 20:49:06

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Beaten to the reference... --> Beaton to the rescue
• Odradek

  2014-03-21 20:53:47 edited 2014-03-21 20:55:38

  My dreams exceed my real life

  wrong thread
• Tachyon

  2014-03-21 20:55:21

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  wrong thread?
  
• Tachyon

  2014-03-22 00:42:15

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  So anyway, caestuses are astoundingly, absurdly, hilariously OP in Dark Souls 2. --> So anyway, cactuses are astoundingly, absurdly, hilariously OP in Dark Souls 2.
• Tachyon

  2014-03-24 01:57:46

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  heck, how is it not, frankly, amusing? --> heck, how is it not, frankly, arousing?
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-03-24 01:58:41

  ^ LOL
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-04-06 20:49:01

  "Cast Heapers in Works" => "Cat Heapers in Works"
  
• Obā-san

  2014-04-06 20:51:37

  
  

  (*totters about in a wee business suit*)
• Vriska

  2014-04-27 09:38:49

  8luh 8luh.

  The way "Partners" was cut off made me read "Sexual Partn" as "Sexual Putin"

  
  

  wut.
• Fossilmaiden

  2014-04-28 03:12:27 edited 2014-04-28 03:12:55

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Will Amy Rose die alone and unloved? -> Will Ayn Rand die alone and unloved?
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-04-28 04:26:40

  ITT: Morrissey is trapped behind an invisible wall -> ITT: Morrissey is trapped in an invisible well
  
• Tachyon

  2014-04-28 18:11:36

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Treman 2: The Somewhat Average Liberation --> Treman 2: The Somewhat Average Libertarian
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-05-05 22:13:47

  Toongraphy
  
  Typo Disney
  
• Tachyon

  2014-05-05 22:15:28

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Taste --> Tzetze
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-05-06 18:48:26

  On Bronies and Hypebeasts => On Bronies and Hypotheses, On Bronies and Hypotenuses
  
• Vriska

  2014-05-06 19:11:59

  8luh 8luh.

  Tachyon said:

  Treman 2: The Somewhat Average Liberation --> Treman 2: The Somewhat Average Libertarian

  Treman 2: The Somewhat Average Li8rarian
• Tachyon

  2014-05-06 19:13:56

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  perhaps Tre liberated a somewhat average libertarian librarian in a somewhat average fashion
  
• Tachyon

  2014-05-06 19:26:29

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  #latinelitist --> #antinatalist
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-05-06 20:26:13

  Havarti -> Hawaii
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-05-06 21:29:30 edited 2014-05-06 21:32:26

  On Bronies and Hypebeasts -> Of Bronies and Hypebeasts -> Of Bunnies and Hypebeasts -> Of Bunnies and Hyperbeasts -> Of Bunnies and Hyperbeats
  
  => bunny rave
  
  
• Calica

  2014-05-06 21:30:23

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Of Bronies and Hypotheses?
• Vriska

  2014-05-07 19:38:54

  8luh 8luh.

  "green Hemimorphite" --> "green Hermaphrodite"
• Tachyon

  2014-05-27 00:07:54

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Moderator Pantyhouse --> Moderator Pantyhose
• Tachyon

  2014-05-31 09:28:22 edited 2014-05-31 09:28:31

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  But, like...that only works if we assume your CD-ROM drive is always D: --> [But, like...that only works if we assume your CD-ROM drive is always] [D:]
  
  as in, the sentence ends with the word 'always' and an emoticon is appended to it
  
• Princess Alice

  2014-05-31 10:02:12

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Bizarrely, in 18 years of using computers, I never parsed D: (the drive letter notation) as an emoticon.