I Read That As: Trash Heap Edition

Justice4243 · 2012-11-06 01:16:10

"We're in a country run by autistic people" = "We're in a country run by racist people"

Obā-san · 2012-11-06 01:18:38

I Read That As: Trash Heap Edition = I Read That As: Trap Edition

Jumpingzombie · 2012-11-06 01:19:34

Check your -ist privilege

Justice4243 · 2012-11-06 01:25:01

^^Not the trap I was thinking off...

Obā-san · 2012-11-06 01:26:05

too feminine.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-11-06 01:26:42

I really just adore the phrase "get down to the brass tracks".

Also Sinbios should have his own spinoff or something.

Justice4243 · 2012-11-06 01:27:27

^^ Take THAT, Forsythe.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-11-06 01:28:42

The Trapadelic Life of Sinbios no-Vagina

Princess Alice · 2012-11-06 09:52:50

Justice42 said:
"We're in a country run by autistic people" = "We're in a country run by racist people"

Insert joke about that being true here

Justice4243 · 2012-11-11 19:37:29

"I have Anonus-pangs right now..." = "I have Anonus-pants right now..."

Sredni Vashtar · 2012-11-12 09:59:03

PANTS.

lee4hmz · 2012-11-12 10:11:14

SING THE PRAISES OF PANTS

Sredni Vashtar · 2012-11-12 10:16:04

I'll put on my...

LIEDERHOSEN.

*ba-dum-tish*

Vriska · 2012-11-19 08:45:17

"Hokey religions" --> "Homestuck religions"

oh dear.

Vriska · 2012-12-15 12:18:05

And now I read "Spellblades!" as "Squiddles!"

I may have a pro8lem.

Vriska · 2012-12-23 23:54:48

Not here, 8ut I managed to read "checks his envelope" as "checks his privilege".

I don't want to know how I did that. I 8lame Kankri and/or Tum8lr.

Justice4243 · 2012-12-26 02:13:50

Ouch...

Probably Kankri...who is a represntation of Tumblr though...

I never seen anyone literally say "check your privilege" , only implied.

Sredni Vashtar · 2012-12-27 03:15:47

I think that I have, but only once.

Vriska · 2012-12-27 08:43:46

I have a couple times though it was hard to tell whether or not they were serious or trying to parody other SJWs or what.

Justice4243 · 2012-12-29 01:33:21

"Album club" as "Anime club".

Every single time.

Justice4243 · 2012-12-29 03:21:40

"The government stole her brain" as "The government stole her bra"

To be fair:

thenamelesssamurai · 2012-12-29 03:29:57

Justice42 said:
"Album club" as "Anime club".

Every single time.

A Heaper anime club would be pretty fun.

Tre · 2012-12-29 03:40:16

It'd remind me of the comics too much.

Sredni Vashtar · 2012-12-29 05:23:13

thenamelesssamurai said:

Justice42 said:
"Album club" as "Anime club".

Every single time.
A Heaper anime club would be pretty fun.

Then I could subject everyone to Yuasa and Shinbo shows! Awesome!

Irene · 2013-01-01 04:24:12

"Lain's Horrible Adventure" > "Link's Horrible Adventure"

I didn't realize this till after I clicked on the topic.

Vriska · 2013-01-14 12:48:13

"Sexism in Nerd Culture" --> "Sarcasm in Nerd Culture"

Tachyon · 2013-01-14 20:02:53

It's like watching the fandom implode --> It's nice watching the fandom implode

past me just wants to watch the world burn

this is my cue i should go do something else

Vriska · 2013-01-16 18:02:19

I read "We discuss logos" as "We discuss legos" so I made a snowclone.

Tachyon · 2013-01-27 00:26:51

Dexter's Meth Laboratory --> Dexter's Math Laboratory

Justice4243 · 2013-01-27 00:34:40

A Dexter that just spends all his time trying to discover more about math doesn't sounds that interesting.

Tachyon · 2013-01-27 00:38:58

Maybe it was like the educational spin-off or something.

i'm sure whatever calculations he's doing have applications relevant to some device or experiment, probably one that, when tampered with, has ridiculous and/or highly destructive consequences.

lee4hmz · 2013-01-27 00:50:24

a8 said:
Dexter's Meth Laboratory --> Dexter's Math Laboratory

Hmmm...

Viani · 2013-01-27 03:11:02

They Saved Disney's Brain

Tachyon · 2013-01-27 21:38:34

Kexruct permits you to choose your own adventure. --> Kermit permits you to choose your own adventure.

Several times.

Tachyon · 2013-02-03 02:18:35

The Problem of Evil - Heapers' Hangout --> The Problem of Evil Heapers

Justice4243 · 2013-02-03 02:24:39

*starts to burn down a forest, but realizes not enough baby dear will be caught in the flames, so steals all the animals from the petting zoo and adds them to the flames*

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Princess Alice · 2013-02-03 02:25:45

Tachyon · 2013-02-08 14:00:34

While most of jury duty was boring as fuck, being on a trial was actually kinda fun. --> While most of jury duty was boring as fuck, being on trial was actually kinda fun.

Weirder because i read it in Mabel Pines' voice.

Justice4243 · 2013-02-08 15:59:14

Strife Speci8us: diceKind = Strife Speci8us: dickKind

Whoops.

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-02-09 12:09:55

a8 said:
While most of jury duty was boring as fuck, being on a trial was actually kinda fun. --> While most of jury duty was boring as fuck, being on trial was actually kinda fun.

Weirder because i read it in Mabel Pines' voice.

You get the best misreadings.

ProfessorGator · 2013-02-09 16:38:48

The fact that CA and Anonus like Ace Attorney makes it even funnier to me somehow.

ProfessorGator · 2013-02-09 22:56:21

The one that is fangirl'd by Bam Margera --> The one that is fangirl'd by Batman

Viani · 2013-02-09 23:16:48

Lewl

Tachyon · 2013-02-19 23:41:05

In the embed at the bottom of the first page of the tumblr thread, i always misread CityTV as CITV.

Princess Alice · 2013-02-19 23:44:27

"Tabitha St. Germain (also Rarity) was Nazz's voice actress once." --> "Tabitha St. Germain (also Rarity) was a Nazi's voice actress once."

glennmagusharvey · 2013-02-20 02:08:18

<Anonus> Why are they all wearing pajamas

<Anonus> Why are they all warring pajamas

Fossilmaiden · 2013-02-20 16:45:37

"You don't have to like Nicki Minaj, but you have to shut up and give her respect" ->
"You don't have to lick Nicki Minaj, but you have to shut up and give her respect"

Justice4243 · 2013-02-20 17:00:54

Can O' Soup vs Cat Soup

Justice4243 · 2013-02-21 11:11:57

Cat Heapers in works.

I think there's a pattern here, I'm just not sure what...

glennmagusharvey · 2013-02-21 21:59:55

I keep reading YNTKT as "you (k)no(w) that think [sic] there".

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