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I Read That As: Trash Heap Edition

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  • CalicaCalica
    edited 2014-05-31 12:37:31
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    D: on XP
  • VriskaVriska
    8luh 8luh.
    Treman Legends --> Transman Legends
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    This adds two more AFC markets to the ABC O&O roster, along with New York (WABC) --> This adds two more AFC markets to the ABC O&O roster, along with New York (WABAC)
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    mikos bowl (super miko megathread) => miko's superbowl megathread
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    that would be interesting
  • VriskaVriska
    8luh 8luh.
    "Groundbreaking" ---> "Groundhog Day"

    wtf. 
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    why do people like beer? --> why do people like bees?
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ISA PnP --> ISA PvP
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Tachyon said:

    why do people like beer? --> why do people like bees?

    Bees?
  • VriskaVriska
    8luh 8luh.
    I just read the title of THIS THREAD  as "I Read That As Trash Heap Eridan"
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    (They are from Zootopia) --> (They are from Zoophobia)
  • VriskaVriska
    8luh 8luh.
    "Quit swallowing acorns whole" --> "Quit swallowing actors whole"
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    "Weird e8ay Feed8ack" --> "Weird essay Feedback"
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    oh fuck i'm doing the homophone thing already and it's only two in the afternoon --> oh fuck i'm doing the homophobe thing already and it's only two in the afternoon
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    that one happens a lot somehow
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    one letter's difference + "homophone" is not a common word
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    b and n don't look alike though
  • MissUtilisMissUtilis
    edited 2015-06-24 04:55:45
    BEWARE OF GRRL!
    Yeah they do! They both have vertical stems and are linked to not-fully-circular curves

    It's vague but it's there
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    it's close enough when there's a one-letter difference
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    actually it's more significant that they're next to each other on a keyboard

    ^^ no they don't, one has an uppie and the other doesn't
  • TachyonTachyon
    edited 2015-06-24 11:00:39
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    no, that's less significant, since this was a misreading not a typo!

    and Miss Utilis' post is accurate; just because 'n' lacks an ascender does not mean there are no similarities between the characters

    anyway, i've made far stranger misreadings than that one in the past, as this thread will attest (including inserting entire letters or even substituting whole words)
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    actually i think most of my misreadings are simply me encountering an unfamiliar or unexpected expression and initially interpreting it as something more familiar ("CITV" for "CityTV", "cactuses" for "caestuses", "WABAC" for "WABC", "on trial" for "on a trial", "essay" for "e8ay" . . .)
  • PatchAwfulPatchAwful
    The Mysterious Ballerina and her Tree Stump Ghosts
    eßay
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i did think of that, actually

    but i don't speak German, so that probably wasn't it
  • VriskaVriska
    8luh 8luh.
    do my 8s lead to confusion? >::::D
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    IJBM: Corporate propaganda --> IBM Corporate propaganda
  • Section42LSection42L
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    Tachyon said:

    IJBM: Corporate propaganda --> IBM Corporate propaganda

    related
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    my ally Brandenburg has declared and lost three wars in as many years. --> my ally Brennenburg has declared and lost three wars in as many years.
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    sporty girls wearing swimsuits --> spotty girls wearing swimsuits
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Tachyon said:

    sporty girls wearing swimsuits --> spotty girls wearing swimsuits

    intermittently invisible girls wearing swimsuits
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Slapping Vriska would have been another move in that direction, since the Summoner killed Mindfang. --> Slapping Vriska would have been another move in that direction, since the Summoner killed Moldbug.
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    You know what I would have liked? --> You know who I would have killed?

    (in my defence this was in the landfill)
  • VriskaVriska
    8luh 8luh.
    "dubbing" --> "clubbing"

    lol kerning
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Vriska said:

    "dubbing" --> "clubbing"


    lol kerning
    key ming
  • VriskaVriska
    8luh 8luh.
    "Soundcloud" --> "Soulbound"
  • VriskaVriska
    8luh 8luh.
    "Trump" --> "Turnip"

    Close enough.
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Whenever I say that I do Forensic Science at Uni, everyone goes "Oh, like CSI?!" -_- -->Whenever I say that I do Forensic Science at Uni, everyone goes "Oh, like CS!?!" -_-

    (this one confused me quite a bit and took several rereads)
  • VriskaVriska
    8luh 8luh.
    "Lolicon appreciation thread" --> Lolcow appreciation thread"
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    which would also be a terrible idea for an HH thread, incidentally
  • VriskaVriska
    8luh 8luh.
    Now if it was just regular "cow appreciation thread" I'm sure that's a thread Imi would like.
  • Section42LSection42L
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    Tachyon said:

    which would also be a terrible idea for an HH thread, incidentally

    I had to resist the temptation to make that snowclone once I read Vriska's post, TBH. >_>
  • VriskaVriska
    8luh 8luh.
    "WarioWare" --> "Werewolf"

    I don't even want to know how that happened.
  • ToolsieToolsie
    ಠ_ಠ
    Vriska said:

    "The Human Rabies strain thing has struck!"

    I misread that as "The Human Babies stain thing has stuck!"

    Not sure what that means O_o
  • ToolsieToolsie
    ಠ_ಠ
    Yes, I realise that it was ages ago (from page two), but it disturbed me enough that I had to post it.
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ba;;s of stele --> bae of steel
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    I'm friends with the lobsters that's under my bed --> I'm friends with the lesbians that's under my bed
  • VriskaVriska
    8luh 8luh.
    "If you're evil and you're on the rise..." --> "If you're evil and you're on fire..."

    I blame Haven somehow.
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    A Moonlit Copse --> A Moonlit Corpse

    Every single time.
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    same
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png
    A Moonlit Corpse is the name of the thing I named the thread after.
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