The official Justice and King Friday have a frickin' baby thread.

Justice4243 · 2012-01-05 22:32:29

January 4th, 2012: 5:30 PM

King Friday: "I'm starting to get these pains. I'm not sure if they're contractions or not....I don't even know what contractions are suppose to feel like."

Justice: "Do I need to take you to the Hospital?"

King Friday: "They might be fake contractions... "

Justice: "Should I go online and look up what contractions are suppose to feel like?"

King Friday: "Sure."

Justice: *gets on computer, checks first site* "Well this site sucks..." *checks another, starts reading* "OK, well apparently there's a million different ways your contraction can feel....although THIS post makes it sound like you've started going into labor."

King Friday: "According to my sheet here, I don't need to worry until they're 5 to 10 minutes apart and 45 seconds long."

Justice: "...ARE they 5 to 10 minutes long and lasting more than 45 seconds?"

King Friday: "I'll start timing them."

January 4th, 2012: 6:45 PM

Justice: "Well, do we need to go to the hospital?"

King Friday: "They're not frequent enough, they could be fake"

January 5th, 2012: 1:30 AM

King Friday: "I think we need to go to the hospital."

Justice: * groggily* "Are your contractions longer?"

King Friday: "They're more frequent, and 45 seconds now. I timed one with stop watch."

Justice: *Gets up* "I'll get dressed" *puts on WWBatmanD T-shirt, starts packing computer*

King Friday: "Ulg, I'm adopting from now on."

Justice: "Yep, you're in labor."

King Friday: "How do you know?"

Justice: "You hit the stage in labor where you start spouting cliches."

King Friday: *laughing* "Shut up!"

January 5th, 2012: 3:30 AM

Nurse: *applying epidural (numbing drugs for pregnancy)* "You're actually having your contractions pretty quietly, most women are a lot more vocal at this stage. You're legs might start to go numb."

Justice: *pokes King Friday in the leg* "Can you feel that?"

King Friday: "If I kick you in the nuts, will you feel that?"

Nurses: *start laughing*

Justice: "You might need to prep another one of those."

January 5th, 2012: 9:30 AM

King Friday: *talking to nurse* "I think I actually started labor at around 5:30 last night."

Justice: "I warned you about labor bro!!! I told you dog!"

January 5th, 2012: 10:13 AM

Laila-Lain (middle name to be determined) Sauby is born. She's an arbitrary weight, height, and mercifully quiet.

January 5th, 2012: 1:30PM

King Friday: "What room are we in, now?"

Justice: "420, have babies all day."

King Friday *Starts singing "420 smoke babies all day."

January 5th, 2012: ???PM (While Justice is at home feeding cats

King Friday: *while feeding Lain, messes up* "Oh fuck" *realizes she just cussed in front of baby* "Oh shit!...Oh fu....Oh shi...Oh..."

January 5th, 2012: 7:00PM

Justice decides to note more memorable parts of birth on Heaper's Hangout.

Anonus · 2012-01-05 22:33:36

Is the baby healthy?

Tnu1138 · 2012-01-05 22:33:42

Wait a baby!? Congrats guys have fun with that before the disillusionment hits.

Tachyon · 2012-01-05 22:34:21

!

Congratulations, both of you!

Justice4243 · 2012-01-05 22:37:35

Baby is indeed healthy. Friday is recovering at the moment and baby is with us.

Also, this was helpful.

Princess Alice · 2012-01-05 22:37:47

Congratulations you two!

Imipolex G · 2012-01-05 22:38:14

Congratulations, Justice and King Friday!

Tnu1138 · 2012-01-05 22:40:37

Break a leg you two. You have a long hard road ahead that I can say I doubt I would be able to do mostly because I have the emotional maturity of (help with an example here). Came here to do some venting but this is too happy an occasion to do so.

Haven · 2012-01-05 22:50:51

King Friday: *while feeding Lain, messes up* "Oh fuck" *realizes she just cussed in front of baby* "Oh shit!...Oh fu....Oh shi...Oh..."

...XD I get the feeling this is going to happen a lot.

Anonus · 2012-01-05 22:52:16

^^Yeah, this isn't the place for that.

Tnu1138 · 2012-01-05 22:54:44

r mouth on that one. But then again the notion of profanity is pretty arbertary so meh.

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Justice4243 · 2012-01-06 02:49:04

And then THIS came to mind! :D

D:

Vriska · 2012-01-06 11:24:02

Yay, congrats on your new8orn little wiggler! ::::)

Justice4243 · 2012-01-06 13:14:16

Hehe, Friday is still dropping tons of "S" bombs.

Rottweiler · 2012-01-06 13:36:46

Congratulations! I just hope Laila's first word isn't the S-word.

Justice4243 · 2012-01-06 13:53:18

Maybe I'll corrupt her enough that it'll be "Ponies" or "Yoda" or some-such. :P

Ace Rimmer · 2012-01-06 14:00:57

I got a crisp fiver which says shit will be Lailas first word btw :)

Justice4243 · 2012-01-06 22:07:27

Apparently an Ethiopian Vampire named "Tibi" came to get some blood off my wife at 5:30 AM.

I think she used some sort of sleep spell on me, cause I didn't wake for it.

Imipolex G · 2012-01-06 22:09:38

spawn camping, lol

Spacey · 2012-01-06 23:30:42

Congratulations, Justice! :D

About the baby, not about the vampire.

Justice4243 · 2012-01-07 01:53:30

Hmmm...hopefully my wife isn't a vampire now...

She's kinda screwed if she's the kind that is repulsed by holy symbols if she looks at my bookshelf, or her own, even...

I wonder if Lain keeps on suckling from her she'll turn into a day walker or something similar to a Dhampir...

Justice4243 · 2012-01-07 16:34:00

We're all home finally.

Getting checked out was a pain. Lain continues to be mercifully quiet.

Boney · 2012-01-07 16:49:00

Congrats, Justice. I hope your baby has a good, happy life.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-01-07 23:54:46

YOU NAMED YOUR CHILD LAIN

I LOVE YOU FOREVER

Justice4243 · 2012-01-08 02:02:51

What ever are you talking about...

>:D

Tnu1138 · 2012-01-08 02:07:11

I can't believe they're already eighteen.

Justice4243 · 2012-01-08 16:48:10

Here's pictures of a baby:

fig. 1

fig. 2

Here's a man holding a baby while playing Angry Birds:

fig. 3

I'm not convinced the man in fig. 3 can be trusted with a baby. Someone call the cops!

Ace Rimmer · 2012-01-08 16:49:38

I think the man is happy because of what is happening on angry birds than with holding his babby

Justice4243 · 2012-01-08 16:55:23

The eyes are looking at the angry birds. Though the smile was because he knew he was about to have his soul stolen photo took.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-01-08 16:56:23

I still wouldnt trust him though :P

Justice4243 · 2012-01-08 16:57:16

And yet, they let him out of the hospital with a baby.

They're not good judges of character...

Haven · 2012-01-08 17:02:02

Awwwww.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-01-08 17:08:42

@Justice, no no they aren't :P

Salix Babylonika · 2012-01-09 00:34:16

I'm sorry I can't hear you over how I'm squeeing like a little girl.

PlutoniumFist · 2012-01-09 02:39:53

Congratulations, dude(s)!

Justice4243 · 2012-02-05 19:24:20

OMIGOSH!

Imipolex G · 2012-02-05 19:25:56

Aww.

Haven · 2012-02-05 19:26:59

Awww. It's especially good to see Kitsune is willing to get that close.

Justice4243 · 2012-02-05 19:28:10

Boogly is practically a permanent fixture in the crib at times.

Seeing Kitsune in it with the baby and next to him is pretty much unheard of.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-02-05 21:48:36

OH MY GOD THAT IS SO FUCKING ADORABLE 8D

Viani · 2012-02-05 23:14:16

LainLainLainLainLainLainLainLainLainLainLainLainLainLainLainLainLainLainLainLainLainLain

Rottweiler · 2012-02-05 23:49:16

D'awww look at 'em.

Justice4243 · 2012-02-05 23:51:54

I'll have to add more later.

We got one with her between the two cats.

lee4hmz · 2012-02-05 23:52:29

Awwwwww. :D

Viani · 2012-02-05 23:53:09

Justice and KingFriday are together?

Justice4243 · 2012-02-05 23:54:49

No, we just occasionally have children toOFCOURSEWE'RETOGETHER.

Viani · 2012-02-05 23:55:30

I never made the connection until I read this thread, or thought of you both together. how did this happen and what not?

Salix Babylonika · 2012-02-05 23:56:46

I'm fairly certain Justice and Friday were married long before they met any of us.

Viani · 2012-02-05 23:58:32

YOU ARE NOT JUSTICE OR FRIDAY

I DID NOT ASK

Haaaaaaaaaaay superglobe, do you know much about Friday and Justice's relationship?

Justice4243 · 2012-02-05 23:59:01

We met on an Anime web forum and had an online relationship for a bit.

I flew her down to America and she invited me to England.

The next time she came to America we did the whole visa+marriage thing, which is not a process I would wish on my worst enemy (I understand America is a great deal better about it than many countries, to boot).

We've been married for close to three years now.

"I'm fairly certain Justice and Friday were married long before they met any of us."

This is also true.