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edited 2012-01-25 01:22:13 in General
A stupid snowclone I made to satisfy my stupid sense of humor.
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    No, I don't wanna install Heaper updates! I'll have to reboot! Just close already!

    Oh wait, it's a thread. Nevermind then.

    (This isn't that funny, but I typed it so I might as well post it.)
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Well this is a place to act like an idiot (just not too much of one), so...
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I'm going to bed soon.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Good night, I guess.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Good night, then.

    It's too bad you can't make the clock in your avatar display the actual time. (Random thought that popped into my head, that.)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    In the future, that will be possible.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Anyone else think this theme is a bit frigid-looking? It's almost exactly what I had in mind, but still.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'd agree, but having seen the other available themes when GMH would screw with us on IJBM, I don't really remember there being a better one.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I can custom make my own theme, but I don't know HTML or CSS that well.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I suppose you could tell me what colors you want, then give me admin access, and see if I could hack together a usable theme. If you care that much, I mean.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Imipolex could have an avatar for every hour.  It would be the next best thing.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Oh that meme
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    You recognised it.  I thought everybody had forgotten it.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    This is Anonus we're talking about. He and I never forget anything.

    Also, hi.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I imagine everyone got bored already.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Well, there's barely any people here, for one.

    If we were gonna shitpost and/or discuss things in a Heaper megathread, we'd just use the original Trash Heap.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I meant the board in general. I guess it is kind of pointless, sadly.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    We need more sanitation workers.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Indeed. I should invite them.
  • I thought Parablastica had an avatar for every five minutes.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Oh,  I see we have a glennmagusharvey now. That's good, every forum needs one of those.

    (And it's appropriate anyway, given that this was inspired by a thread he started)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Candy canes are raining from the heavens
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *snatches up candy canes, begins eating them*
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^:D
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    We need more posters here.

    Quick, let's put together an aggressive advertising campaign!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    But where will we advertise?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    In all the most popular magazines, of course.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    For some reason I pictured some bald guy holding up a piece of paper saying "HEY THERE, BITCH! heapers.vanillaforums.com" on it.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    *pat-pats SirReginaldTheThird*
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Starting to need a haircut.
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    Hey there neighb--wait wrong thread.

    I got one yesterday.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    This thread.

    It never really took off.
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    Maybe I can spam kitten pictures until it breaks and we can make a new one; that one might take off.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I'm giving it a second chance.

    Because I believe in second chances.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Well, like the Doctor, I don;t believe in second chances.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    KITTENS!imageimageimageimage
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    (allergic to cats)

    The Imimobile needs $700 in repairs. I kind of expected that, though.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Watching The Joy Luck Club.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Why, Imi?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    New tires. Also, rotors in the rear are rusted through. (Not sure what these "rotors" are, but...).

    Every yearly inspection ends with some work needing done. May be understandable given that the car is 10 years old.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    ?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    My hobbit is fine and dandy.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    My car has been having problems too. I think my shocks need work, going over even the tiniest bumps feels like it hits way too hard.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    My serpentine belt probably needs to be replaced. 

    It always make noises in cold weather. 
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Now watching Atonement.
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  • I have cats attached to my feet with Velcro.  They trot everywhere for me.  I am as light as a feather and this does not involve cat death at all. 
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