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• Klinotaxis

  2014-12-05 07:25:12

  kill living beings
  

  
  
• Calica

  2014-12-05 07:26:18

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  empty post?
• Klinotaxis

  2014-12-05 07:30:12 edited 2014-12-05 07:30:49

  kill living beings
  

  mangaka dudebro, lord of the shitwanks
  
  oh great it's not even based on content
  
• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-12-05 09:13:08 edited 2014-12-05 23:41:12

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  H A P P Y    B I R T H D A Y    R O S E

  
  

  
  

  
  

  The best faces.
• lee4hmz

  2014-12-05 18:45:02

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  rose/jade is ridiculously cute
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-12-05 18:50:43

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  Rose/Kanaya is already canon, though. Maybe Jade could have ended up with Karkat or Tavros, or maybe not.
  
• lee4hmz

  2014-12-05 18:55:30

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  There's still a chance she could end up with Karkat, if John can save everyone anyway.
• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-12-05 23:44:08

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  Your cousin and your best friend will give you a nice peck on your cheek.

  
  

  But your brother?

  
  

  He's gonna just gnaw on your face.
• lee4hmz

  2014-12-06 04:27:45

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  I was reading about the Dancestors again, and my headcanon voice for Mituna is still Brak (specifically Andy Merrill's Brak from SGC2C and Cartoon Planet).
• Tre

  2014-12-06 20:29:55

  
  

  all aboard the john/roxy shipping train
• bRaHiAn

  2014-12-06 20:30:25

  choo choo
• Obā-san

  2014-12-08 09:28:40

  
  

  upd8
• Tachyon

  2014-12-08 09:31:25

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  what if the entire comic gets retjohned and that's it, it's gone from the internet forever
  
• Obā-san

  2014-12-08 09:34:39

  
  

  i can see that happening for like a few updates or something
  
• Haven

  2014-12-08 09:46:13

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  It looks like he came pretty close to doing exactly that.
• lee4hmz

  2014-12-10 05:51:01

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  updorts
• Klinotaxis

  2014-12-10 06:41:56

  kill living beings
  

  home
• Obā-san

  2014-12-10 06:46:25

  
  

  home
• lee4hmz

  2014-12-10 17:36:59 edited 2014-12-10 17:40:58

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  You know how Jade is part dog? I think John may be, too, specifically a doge
• lee4hmz

  2014-12-10 17:41:27

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  (a shiba inu or a corgi. such derp. much durr. wow.)
• Tachyon

  2014-12-10 17:43:55

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Thank you for clarifying that
  
  i was puzzled, because when i think 'corgi' i think of the Queen
  
• lee4hmz

  2014-12-10 17:44:53

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Yeah, I went and looked it up because I was sure I was getting the meme wrong x.x
• Tachyon

  2014-12-10 17:47:55

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i think corgis are derpier than shiba inus anyway
  
  what about pugs?  pugs are the derpiest
  
  maybe a bit too bad-tempered to be John though
  
• thenamelesssamurai

  2014-12-13 01:35:52

  
  

  update
• Tre

  2014-12-13 01:59:02

  
  

  omg they're dating aren't they
• lee4hmz

  2014-12-13 06:14:42

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  hehehehehehehe
• Obā-san

  2014-12-13 06:23:40

  
  

  pfthehehehehehehe
• lee4hmz

  2014-12-15 05:25:46

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  updorts

  
  
• Klinotaxis

  2014-12-15 05:31:30

  kill living beings
  

  cartographic masterpieces
  
• Haven

  2014-12-15 06:56:39

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  "god, you are so fucking weird." is the best reaction to a death in Homestuck yet.
• Obā-san

  2014-12-15 06:58:12

  
  

  prolly my fave character death so far tbh
  
• lee4hmz

  2014-12-15 06:59:05

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Yeah, at least John had a reaction beyond ":|" this time!
• lee4hmz

  2014-12-15 06:59:49

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Also, I wonder if we just saw Vriska and Meenah because Terezi killing Vriska is one of the things she wants John to undo...
• lee4hmz

  2014-12-15 23:04:00

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  In other news, someone keeps trying to get the list of dead characters on the MSPA Wiki deleted, ostensibly because it's "inappropriate and abusive". Gee, I wonder if someone's got some...issues with the unpause so far? :P
• Obā-san

  2014-12-15 23:05:29

  
  

  proposal: make the list of dead characters a redirect to the list of characters
• lee4hmz

  2014-12-15 23:06:07

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  bwahahahahahaha
• lee4hmz

  2014-12-15 23:07:34

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  By the way, this update means that all the trolls have finally died at least once, just as Sollux predicted way back in Hivebent.
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-12-19 06:50:51

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Update: Aranea thrown into the pile of Nepeta-variants, details at 11
• Obā-san

  2014-12-19 07:06:56 edited 2014-12-19 07:09:34

  
  

  wait nvm, overthought things
  
  i thought the password was back somewhere in homosuck
  
• Haven

  2014-12-19 07:12:22

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  That was way too cute.
• Klinotaxis

  2014-12-19 10:03:27

  kill living beings
  

  oh thank god i thought i had to listen to caliborn again
  
• Obā-san

  2014-12-19 10:04:09

  
  

  i did listen to caliborn again
• Klinotaxis

  2014-12-19 10:04:47

  kill living beings
  

  i'm sorry
  
  also rip other vriska
  
• Mandelbrot

  2014-12-20 04:55:33

  fight. dream. horse. love.

  this password business is throwing me off, why do the branching pages link to past pages?
• Klinotaxis

  2014-12-20 04:58:07

  kill living beings
  

  Because the idea is that John is retconning reality, which means retconning the comic. So the actual past comic pages now have branches.
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-12-20 04:58:24

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  Because the reader is supposed encounter the moment twice: one path teaches them the password and loops while the second path requires the password.
  
• Klinotaxis

  2014-12-20 04:59:08

  kill living beings
  

  like, when you click the link on http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=009108, that's going to the actual past page, 8132, which has the branch now.
  
• Obā-san

  2014-12-22 05:10:33 edited 2014-12-22 05:10:38

  
  

  HAIR GAME CHANGING UPD8
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-12-22 05:16:41

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Tre said:

  omg they're dating aren't they

  
  
• lee4hmz

  2014-12-22 05:20:31

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Spoiler:

  VRISKA: I 8et he never had anyone in his life who was actually important to him.
  VRISKA: Someone who could have helped him see that nothing is worth that kind of o8session.
  VRISKA: That it's 8etter to just try and 8e happy.
  MEENAH: poor skull guy 38(
  
  Hussie tried, Vriska. Hussie tried. :/