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The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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  • SF_SorrowSF_Sorrow

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  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    D:
  • Section42LSection42L
    We can do anything if we do it together.
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  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    BAH
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    DUMB
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2014-06-27 02:08:23
    TISH
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    ba dum tish

    tish dum ba

    ba tish dum
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    MythOS
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    some jackass

    less jackass

    more jackass

    an insignificant quantity of jackass
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    zettai unmei mokushiroku
  • TreTre
    image
    MATOI RYUKO
  • QuipQuip
    Father shall be swallowed by the son, and brother shall be swallowed by brother.
    KIRYUIN SATSUKI
  • TreTre
    image
    MATOOOOOI RYUKOOOO
  • QuipQuip
    Father shall be swallowed by the son, and brother shall be swallowed by brother.
    KIIIIRYUIN SATSUKIIIIIII
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    kazuraba kouta
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    KOOOOOOOOOUTA OTOYAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Aliroz said:

     I won't hear anything against Carl Gustaf.



    well why don't you go carl-gust off

    see i both made a pointless and meaningless insult and did it off of carl gustaf's name lololol i am so clever
  • SF_SorrowSF_Sorrow

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  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    a list of the elements of the periodic table, written as though they were living organisms

    a list of the subdivisions of The Walt Disney Company, written as though they were Japanese prefectures

    a list of Fields Medal winners, written as though they were brands of toothpaste
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    a list of the Disney Princesses, written as though they were files on an early Microsoft Windows PC
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    a list of integers, written as though they were German experimental filmmakers
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    a list of snowclones, written as though they were overpaying but getting it
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i laughed
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    The Disney Princess line: robbing characters of character since 1998!
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    we should call the cops on them
  • SF_SorrowSF_Sorrow

    a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything, written as though they were a list of everything,
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    while it had beans up its nose
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    > beans

    the script of the Magical Trevor flash cartoons, written as though it was an ancient Greek tragedy
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    CLASSIC MEDIA

    IS GONNA DELIVER

    THE DICK
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    image
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    The Richard Nixon Cartoon Show
  • Section42LSection42L
    edited 2014-06-29 15:14:42
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    Our forum has been through a lot over the years, but we have not forgotten what is truly important... the great taste of Charleston Chew!
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Carleston Chowder

    Charleston Cowder
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE C
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    unless there are two

    then it's a farm

    unless it's a zoo
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    soldier, stop teleporting bread
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    anti-nato-ism
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    ----------------
    | yo |ding|dong|
    |man |ding|dong|
    |ding|dong| yo |
    ----------------
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    the dings are consecutive with the dongs, but may be displaced laterally
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    yo up northwest, yo down southeast

    yo washington, yo florida
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    rick smut vs. charlie cruft
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    train to become stronger => car to become weaker
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    SUCK IT, CARS

    RAIL TRANSPORTATION FTW

    FUCK YER CONSERVATIVE ANTI-TRAIN BULLSHIT

    AND YER SUBURBS
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    timely, timely, timely , targeted, timely, timely, targeted, and timely
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    If you break a digital scale while trying to weigh something, the scale might read "error".

    In that case, you may have found the error of its weighs.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Sometimes I screw around with the digital scales at work.

    I'll put on something weighing a pound, hit the "zero" button, then take it off.

    You'd think that would result in a negative value being displayed, but it doesn't--the LCD on the scale itself just shows [____] and the software on the computer it's connected to shows a positive weight.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    And yes, since I know y'all will reprimand me otherwise, I always make sure to fix it before anyone uses it to actually weigh a package.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    What kind of positive weight does it show?
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It shows whatever weight I deliberately offset it by...I guess it's taking the absolute value of the reading, since it knows a package can't have a negative weight?
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Check your plutonium
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