A farmer has a pair of talking horses. They're also good race-horses and repeatedly win races. We spend approximately forty-five minutes detailing the exploits of these horses and how they win increasingly high-profile contests. Then one day, while discussing their racing records, the horses are astonished to find out that the farmer's dog also talks.
It is a common misconception that in the film 300, Leonidas states "Tonight we dine in hell." In actual fact, the line is "Tonight, we dye ninhell.", ninhell being a colourful fabric that Spartans swaddled their children in, believing it would grant them martial prowess.
Everybody get up it's time to ban now We got a real spam goin' down Welcome to the Jace Spam Here's your chance tap your lands at the Jace Spam Alright
Everybody get up it's time to ban now We got a real spam goin' down Welcome to the Jace Spam Here's your chance tap your lands at the Jace Spam Alright
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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We got a real spam goin' down
Welcome to the Jace Spam
Here's your chance tap your lands at the
Jace Spam
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♓ ☯ & Yet This Planet Was A Horse ☯ ♓
#sucharebel
does the insult then suffer from an imbalance?
No?
Well, sucks to be you, then. Try being born a lizard instead. That'll help.