So scream and shout, make a whole lotta noise Don’t be afraid, let the night run out Well, after all, it’s a television show A telecast promoting vertigo
[… You’re wondering who I am, aren’t you? Yes, you’ve seen me before. However, I like surprises. I think I’ll wait a bit longer.]
If you beat every song in Project Diva Future Tone perfectly, on every difficulty, and on your first attempt, the game would take approximately 45 hours to complete. You would also be the best rhythm game player of all time.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
this christmas, give the gift of two headed snakes
La-Mulana
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Now, most of the link in question is just flaming and “he’s full of shit,” and I don’t care about that, because either you enjoy reading John Solomon and company’s rants or you don’t. It’s a taste. Presumably the people who don’t like reading John Solomon likewise have an intense dislike for the works of Joe Queenan or Ambrose Bierce or Lester Bangs, and this is, I believe, their loss.
(It’s certainly stupid, of course, to suggest, as some have, that John Solomon is a “bad writer.” I recognize the need to claim bullshit as gospel truth out of a sense of spite, but come on – either you recognize simple writerly skill at crafting inflammatory rhetoric, or you don’t. As Penny Arcade once said, paraphrased – which is it, are you stupid or a liar?)
But one thing about it caught my eye – not least because the author took double-plus care to make sure it would catch any reader’s eye by bolding and italicizing it, so I don’t think it’s presumptuous to think this the main idea he wants to communicate with his essay:
The moment you really give a shit what a site like this (or any other) says about your webcomic, you lose.
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Don’t be afraid, let the night run out
Well, after all, it’s a television show
A telecast promoting vertigo
[ …
You’re wondering who I am, aren’t you?
Yes, you’ve seen me before.
However, I like surprises.
I think I’ll wait a bit longer.]
HAHAHAH.
No it wasn’t.
You see, I’m just getting started.]
Turn up the volume
I said, I said
It’s a beautiful day
We’re voiding our heads
In all respect I could see the end
Of a beautiful day
We’re screaming again
La-Mulana
is an “Archaeological Ruin Exploration Action Game,” bringing the
classic appeal of adventure with the punishing difficulty of
retro-inspired gaming. Search inside ancient ruins, seeking out the
“Secret Treasure of Life” – which sleeps in the sprawling ruins of
“LA-MULANA” and is said to...
Send gift...
THIS IS WHAT YOU'VE WANTED,
RIGHT!?
SACRIFICE ALL I KNOW
I WILL TEACH MYSELF TO LET GO
*sings Auld Lang Cosecant*
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conservation as in filling swampland in the 1900s
conversation
conversace
stop conversating
Satchmo