The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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• glennmagusharvey

  2014-07-16 21:48:40

  what's Microsoft Exchange?
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2014-07-16 21:51:28 edited 2014-07-16 21:51:51

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  A mail server. (And formerly, client.) The client part being the predecessor to Outlook.
  
• Princess Alice

  2014-07-16 21:58:28

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-07-16 22:01:19

  AH^EAD
  
  STOP
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-07-16 22:34:54

  no
  
  fuck you
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-07-16 22:34:58

  fjck you too
  
• lee4hmz

  2014-07-16 22:46:03

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Central Avenue said:

  System requirements for installing Windows 95:

  • Personal computer with a 386DX or higher processor (486 recommended)
  • 4 megabytes (MB) of memory (8 MB recommended)
  • Typical hard disk space required to upgrade to Windows 95: 35-40 MB The actual requirement varies depending on the features you choose to install.
  • Typical hard disk space required to install Windows 95 on a clean system: 50-55 MB The actual requirement varies depending on the features you choose to install.
  • One 3.5-inch high-density floppy disk drive
  • VGA or higher resolution (256-color SVGA recommended)

  To use Microsoft Exchange and The Microsoft Network:

  • 8 MB of memory
  • 20 MB of additional hard disk space
  • Modem (required for using The Microsoft Network)

  Optional components:

  • Microsoft Mouse or compatible pointing device
  • Modem or fax/modem
  • Audio card and speakers for sound

  My brother once tried installing Windows 95 on a spare 386SX/20 we had. It was unusably slow.
• Imipolex G

  2014-07-17 00:20:15

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  acoustic guitars
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-07-17 01:01:16

  gacoustic uitars
  
• Calica

  2014-07-17 01:01:42

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  gacoustic bypass
• Princess Alice

  2014-07-17 01:08:57 edited 2014-07-17 01:09:10

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  SHIP FROM:

  HRH PRINCESS ALICE

  1 PRINCELY PALACE

  QUEEN CITY, CENTRALIA

  
  

  SHIP TO:

  UNIVERSITY OF CENTRALIA

  MATHEMATICS DEPARTMENT

  ATTN: PROFESSOR LILLY

  COLERAIN, CENTRALIA

  
  

  -- NEXT DAY PEGASUS --
• Imipolex G

  2014-07-17 01:17:09

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  that must be important
  
• Calica

  2014-07-17 01:27:14

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  that or the princess is abusing her franking privileges again
• Odradek

  2014-07-17 01:40:08

  My dreams exceed my real life

  #PrincessPrivilege
• Princess Alice

  2014-07-17 01:41:38

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  It's the Postmaster's fault. He should know better than to let me play with the label printer.

  
  

  *sticks "FRAGILE" labels on Odradek's face*
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-07-17 02:01:59

  Lilly said:

  that or the princess is abusing her franking privileges again

  but she doesn't need to campaign for her own office
  
  so does she really need to have a means to officially inform people of her accomplishments in public service that are definitely genuinely performed with the public good in mind
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-07-17 02:22:14

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  impeach the princess
  
• SF_Sorrow

  2014-07-17 22:28:29 edited 2014-07-17 22:32:19

  
  

  あぁ、あの頃の僕より、今のほうがずっと若いさ。
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-07-18 11:10:45

  your ass is a ripoff of my ass
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-07-18 11:10:56

  i accuse you of donkey cloning
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-07-18 11:11:27

  > donkey cloning
  
  that's why the dems are more unified than the repubs these days
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-07-18 11:11:48 edited 2014-07-18 11:12:42

  see, i just went from snowcloning to a bad pun to politics in the span of less than a minute
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-07-18 11:12:05 edited 2014-07-18 11:12:18

  and i just went additionally to meta-commentary in two minutes
  
• Princess Alice

  2014-07-18 12:19:29

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Section43L beta
• Imipolex G

  2014-07-18 12:20:51

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  *double guitar solo*
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-07-18 12:35:23

  performed on a quadruple horse
  
• Calica

  2014-07-18 12:49:36

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Central Avenue said:

  Section43L beta

  :o
• Imipolex G

  2014-07-18 13:04:28

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Red Sector A
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2014-07-18 13:08:32

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  195312500 bad sectors.
  
• Section42L

  2014-07-18 14:20:58

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Lilly said:

  Central Avenue said:

  Section43L beta

  :o

  I'm onto you.

  
  

  Just try to replace me. :|
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-07-18 14:26:01

  they already got past the Section43G alpha version
  
  you better act quickly
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-07-18 14:36:47

  i don't like walking on the ground
  
  can i climb on everything
  
  pplease
  
• Princess Alice

  2014-07-18 14:37:41

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  gmh, your report on the migration patterns of the double horse was due yesterday

  
  

  why haven't you turned it in

  
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-07-18 14:50:21

  *feels very guilty, ignores e-mail from professor avenue, tries to work more furiously, and instead just ends up procrastinating more*
  
• SF_Sorrow

  2014-07-19 05:41:50

  
  

  

  
  

  brotherly love never dies
• Imipolex G

  2014-07-19 11:57:21

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  o_O
• lee4hmz

  2014-07-20 17:45:51

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-07-20 18:11:10

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  There's no way Luigi has that much spine in him.
• Odradek

  2014-07-21 16:45:30

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Yarrun XIX said:

  There's no way Luigi has that much spine in him.

  That's mama luigi to you
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-07-21 16:47:28

  *wheeze*
• Princess Alice

  2014-07-22 01:45:54

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-07-22 01:47:27

  MAY CONTAIN EVIL
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-07-22 02:17:38

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  chastity
  
  a JZ classic
  
• Princess Alice

  2014-07-23 19:40:49

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  VALERIIIIE

  
  

  CALL ON ME

  
  

  CALL ON ME

  
  

  VAL-ER-IE

  
  

  COME AND SEE

  
  

  I'M THE SAME BOY I USED TO BE
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-07-23 20:20:59

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  2014-07-23 20:21:14

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• glennmagusharvey

  2014-07-23 20:22:13

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• glennmagusharvey

  2014-07-23 23:32:42

  spaz pirate
  
  var beam
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-07-24 02:16:19

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  spazer pirate?
  
  varia beam?
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-07-24 02:16:53

  spaze-time beam