I Read That As: Trash Heap Edition

Vriska · 2013-03-05 10:08:58

"DO THE HOMER SHAKE" as "DO THE HOMESTUCK"

Pro8a8ly an inevita8le misreading coming from me.

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-03-05 11:30:38

^^ I did need to know that, Glenn.

Obā-san · 2013-03-05 11:35:25

as i mentioned in the thread

"Anonus Watches Shasta McNasty" as "Anonus Watches Shota McNasty"

DON'T WATCH AN ANIME CALLED BOKU McNASTY

Tachyon · 2013-03-05 11:37:55

'Anonus Watches Shasta McNasty' reads like an outrageous allegation.

Shockingly, it's true.

Vriska · 2013-03-08 08:54:10

"ITT: You are a shmup" --> "ITT: You are a shrimp"

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-03-08 09:47:27

Vriska said:
"ITT: You are a shmup" --> "ITT: You are a shrimp"

Had the same reaction.

Tachyon · 2013-03-13 13:21:02

Mario Knows Diddly! --> Mario Knows Diddy!

Tachyon · 2013-03-14 13:45:16

Odradek streams stuff/hopefully eventually LPs stuff --> Odradek screams stuff/hopefully eventually LPs stuff

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-03-14 14:00:58

Initially I parsed "LPs" as "long-playing records" rather than "Let's Plays," both of which can hypothetically be streamed...

sunn wolf · 2013-03-14 20:01:24

i keep reading 'Poverty in America Today' as 'Poetry in America Today' and then being really disappointed

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-03-14 20:02:36

I've never read anything as anything else on the internet.

Vriska · 2013-04-03 18:16:13

"ITT: We are on Deimos" --> "ITT: We are on Deinos"

As in the Pokemon. Yeah.

glennmagusharvey · 2013-04-03 18:54:24

I should stream an LP sometime.

Fossilmaiden · 2013-04-13 19:11:04

Libertarian babies we make our dreams come true. --> Lithuanian babies we make our dreams come true.

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-04-13 20:38:48

Clearly the power of atavistic Baltic languages is enough to win us all that we desire.

glennmagusharvey · 2013-04-16 18:26:57

the 1960 sex is ted
the 1980 sex is ted

Vriska · 2013-04-17 21:36:06

My God Pure Fascism --> My God Pure Fashion

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-04-18 02:22:53

Vriska said:
My God Pure Fascism --> My God Pure Fashion

Hugo Boss 1939.

Justice4243 · 2013-04-19 23:33:25

Tanya · 2013-04-20 01:10:41

"I want all the cats" to "I want a wall of cats"

Vriska · 2013-04-21 20:44:56

"elliptic curves" --> "epileptic curves"

Is that anything like epileptic trees?

Section42L · 2013-05-23 18:56:26

"Retroactive Tums would be great." --> "Radioactive Tums would be great."

Justice4243 · 2013-05-25 18:44:06

"MyMathLab" --> "MyMethLab"

glennmagusharvey · 2013-05-27 00:34:30

"MyMathLab" --> "MyMatlab"

Tachyon · 2013-09-26 07:58:25

N-N-N-N-NECROBREAKER --> N-N-N-N-NECKBREAKER

Tachyon · 2013-09-26 10:40:18

also

I think my Asperger's Syndrome is fake --> I think Asperger's Syndrome is fake

glennmagusharvey · 2013-09-27 09:55:49

Entries from Central Avenue's dream journal -> Emissions from Central Avenue's dream journal

Vriska · 2013-10-12 15:54:40

"Dock Souls" --> "Duck Souls"

Justice4243 · 2013-10-12 18:37:21

We actually have a "Duck Souls" thread, hilariously enough.

Tachyon · 2013-10-13 13:29:38

http://cuteosphere.storenvy.com/products/3327048-neko-bitch-mens-tee-grey --> http://cuteosphere.storenvy.com/products/3327048-neko-bitch-mens-tee-ghey

Vriska · 2013-10-21 09:49:58

"Bad Posting Free Zone" --> "Bad Posting Friendzone"

Tachyon · 2013-11-02 17:28:16

a series of bullet hell shooter games starring a nearly all-female cast, with a large fanwork culture --> a series of bullet hell shooter games starring a nearly all-female cast, with a large fanwank culture

Tachyon · 2013-11-07 17:55:06

Bee --> Blee

lee4hmz · 2013-11-07 19:15:48

Blee!!!

Vriska · 2013-11-22 20:09:39

Google Books --> Garth Brooks

Fossilmaiden · 2013-11-28 22:13:40

New England is not a state --> New England is not a satire

glennmagusharvey · 2013-11-28 22:33:48

Well, that's true!

Fossilmaiden · 2013-12-12 14:55:51

My Little Pony, With Bitcoins --> My Little Pony, With Burritos

glennmagusharvey · 2013-12-12 20:41:24

Burritos make everything better. Even ponies.

Tachyon · 2013-12-13 03:35:45

pony burritos

Füschlatz · 2013-12-13 20:48:09

"Police to be charged over Brazilian's violent end" -> "Police to be charged over Brazil's violent end"

Tachyon · 2013-12-18 05:10:46

Jimmy Dean's zombie patties --> Jimmy Dean's zombie panties

Viani · 2013-12-19 15:23:32

lol

Vriska · 2013-12-29 17:39:47

"Vinnie O. killed the lady, oh star!" --> "Vitamin O killed the lady star"

Justice4243 · 2013-12-30 20:18:09

[MISHEARD LYRICS INTENSIFIES]

glennmagusharvey · 2014-01-09 07:51:07

furtastic heap of porn + Polar Bear = Futuristic Heap Porn Bar

Tachyon · 2014-01-10 09:11:49

horrors

Tachyon · 2014-01-10 09:17:34

when i grow up i wanna be

all that i aspire to in life:

Pokémon

Vriska · 2014-01-14 11:37:17

"A Cracked Thread" --> "A Cracker Thread"

Princess Alice · 2014-01-14 11:39:37

Racist!

:P

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