I Read That As: Trash Heap Edition

Vriska · 2011-09-26 08:37:28

8ecause in the Roleplaying section over on TVT I read "Troperia" as "Tnophelia" and you needed to know this.

So share your funny misreads here.

Justice4243 · 2011-09-26 11:01:49

Actually not a misread, but a word choice fail on my part; I
read an OTC thread title that said “Government Shutdown looms” and assumed the
government had stopped funding rug production.

Turns out, the thread was about a bill to keep the
government going not getting passed.

Manly McMacho · 2011-09-26 17:38:02

IRL, heard "underoos" as "Baton Rouge".

Tanya · 2011-09-26 23:35:30

I keep reading Clock as Cock..

Princess Alice · 2011-09-26 23:43:50

Cynicalcock?

Tanya · 2011-09-26 23:45:49

I Love House.

That must be the reason!

Vriska · 2011-09-27 22:17:53

I keep reading "anorakia" as "anorexia".

Viani · 2011-09-28 01:52:58

I am amused, Vriska.

Vriska · 2011-09-28 09:07:08

And now I read "Murder" as "Mordor".

Justice4243 · 2011-09-29 14:47:28

"With Mordor, you must bear the burden of having the lives you have not erased pursuing you because you ended one."

Suddenly a dark subject has turned into Lord of the Rings poetry.

Is this awesome?

Y/N?

Princess Alice · 2011-09-29 16:05:19

"I Read That As: Trash Heap Elton John"

Manly McMacho · 2011-09-30 03:25:37

"My patron soul is a radio" --> "My patron troll is a dildo"

Vriska · 2011-09-30 17:33:25

And I just read it as "My patron troll is Aradia".

Vriska · 2011-09-30 18:28:17

Also I keep reading Heapy as Heavy.

Manly McMacho · 2011-09-30 19:36:47

^^Ha! It's funny because that's what it's supposed to be but it's not.

Vriska · 2011-10-04 17:07:07

"Make a snowclone of this thread" as "Make a snowglobe of this thread"

Tnu1138 · 2011-10-06 05:34:32

"My patron soul is radio" >> "My patron saint is radio."

Justice4243 · 2011-10-21 02:55:50

Fun fact: Because St Gabriel is the patron saint of Messengers, he/she is also the patron saint of radio and tv workers.

Vriska · 2011-10-21 09:07:41

I just managed to read "Heapers" as "Herpes".

Tachyon · 2011-10-23 05:16:12

October is a great month. --> October is the cruelest month.

No, really. Several times, in fact.

Justice4243 · 2011-10-23 05:23:15

I suppose it can be, depending on how stupid you are to dress like this:

Tachyon · 2011-10-23 05:26:26

Wow. That is... huh. OK then.

Haven · 2011-10-23 05:27:53

That's not very appeeling.

Justice4243 · 2011-10-23 05:28:30

I like his "Come at me bro" pose.

It's as if he knows that absolutely know one would ever "Come at" him.

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lee4hmz · 2011-10-23 06:09:40

squiddle: No more perverse than I am. ^_^ Seriously, that's a big banana he's got there.

Justice4243 · 2011-10-23 12:05:24

A Google search of worst Halloween costumes pretty much confirms that many of the costumes for men are designed to remind people that the person wearing the costume has a penis.

The banana one was a actually one of the more subtle ones I could find.

King_Friday · 2011-10-23 12:41:20

So the larger the phallic nature of the costume the smaller the penis? Overcompensating at Halloween?

Justice4243 · 2011-10-23 12:58:21

It's sad that the banana is one of the more tasteful costumes I've found.

Justice4243 · 2011-11-11 00:19:03

Encarta Dictionary: English (North America)

Dredge(1)(noun)

1.machine for digging underwear (underwater)

a machine equipped with a continuous revolving chain of
buckets, a scoop, or a suction device for digging out and removing material
from underwear (under water)

Vriska · 2011-11-21 12:07:28

"8ook Mo8ster" as "8oo8 Monster"

Somehow I 8lame Imi.

Imipolex G · 2011-11-21 12:08:59

I've read it that way repeatedly, to be honest.

Viani · 2011-11-23 12:23:52

This has to be one of the most normal-looking accurate nurse costumes in the entire world. No corsets, no thongs, no garter-belted thigh highs with riveting stilettos, or chokers, or exposed bras.

Justice4243 · 2011-12-16 14:18:41

It seems to be missing something...

Vriska · 2011-12-17 13:46:42

"shit, let's be santa" --> "shit, let's be satan"

ProfessorGator · 2012-01-21 19:08:15

Pardon my necromancy. The initial misreading was yesterday, but-

"JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A GWYLLION! GET IN THE AIR-SHIP!" --> "JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A GWYDION! GET IN THE AIRSHIP!"

Wouldn't that be overreacting just a bit? I know Prince Alexander of Daventry has some knowledge of dangerous magic, but he seems to be a decent enough guy.

Justice4243 · 2012-01-22 19:11:29

ALL THREAD NECROMANCERS SHALL BE BANNED!

* User was banned for this post *

Haven · 2012-01-22 19:14:34

Looks like Justice...got served.

Tachyon · 2012-01-22 20:49:36

The Egg McMuffin of... --> The Egg McGuffin of...

Viani · 2012-01-22 21:52:37

^^ I want to marry you.

But only for your money.

Justice4243 · 2012-01-26 00:06:57

Also, my cat kept breaking down and refusing to run properly,

Should be car, but a picture of one of my cats was above it.

Tachyon · 2012-01-26 19:07:17

The Gulon is a Scandinavian legend, also known as a "Jerff" in Sweden --> The Gulon is a Scandinavian legend, also known as "Jeff" in Sweden

Justice4243 · 2012-01-26 19:28:16

Jeff is just some really fat Swedish guy who eats a lot and gets stuck in trees.

Tachyon · 2012-01-26 19:38:13

Nah, Jeff's a legend. A proper lege. Respect Jeff.

He can't help that he gets stuck in trees now and then, it happens.

ProfessorGator · 2012-01-26 19:44:44

"Heapers' Heaven" --> "Heapers' Haven"

I didn't know we could have our own personal threads here.

Justice4243 · 2012-01-26 21:16:04

Haven belongs to all of us.

Manly McMacho · 2012-01-27 01:14:06

That's lame, I want my own Haven.

Vriska · 2012-01-29 11:16:46

"Ikea Pony" as "Idea Pony"

ProfessorGator · 2012-01-29 13:20:26

And on that note, "Rarity is cheating on her diet!" as "Rarity is cheating on her debt!"

Vriska · 2012-02-03 21:18:46

"choose your own adventure" --> "choose your own adserver"

ProfessorGator · 2012-02-19 13:44:31

"creepy deep red monochrome" --> "derpy red monochrome"

Not quite as intimidating.

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