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  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    PUNS! My only weakness!

    *melts*
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Dear Anonus and/or Lee4hmz or whoever runs this board:

    My artwork has been stolen from me, and on YOUR board. So this pretty much makes you partly responsible.  The thief, Justice42 stole my copyrighted trademarked OC "Whirly Times" and did a (bad) recolor, as you can plainly see. I will not tolerate such theft, abuse, and an insult to me and my pony original character. I am hurt and angry beyond all belief and am crying into my pillow so hard that I've already had to wring it out into the sink twice.  Here is what I expect you to do:

    1. Take down all the offending "artwork" by Justice42.

    2. Ban Justice42.

    3. Fill out subscription cards for gay porn magazines in Justice42's name. Have them sent to his home and (if he attends) his church.

    4. Replace the background image(s) for the Heapers Hangout forum with images of Justice42 in drag. 

    5. Wait until it rains, and then when it does, back your car up on his lawn and then floor the gas so the tires spin mud, grass, and debris all over his house. Preferably in the middle of the night.

    6. Steal his lawn ornaments while you're at it.

    I'm on the phone with my lawyer now. Nobody messes with my art. Nobody.  NOBODY.

  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    OH noes! My precious gnomes!
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    You know, I wonder how many of these "anti-art theft" crusaders ever ran across the completely legitimate art form and concept of "appropriation"
  • edited 2012-06-21 15:34:58
    Lol, u faggits

    Ponies r 4 gaywads neway
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    *Appropriates ALL the characters*

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    Appropriated characters! Do not reappropriate! 
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    people who make original characters for fandoms are generally not people who know about fundamental aspects of art
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    people who make original characters for fandoms are generally not people who know about fundamental aspects of art

    IT'S MY STYLE, DEAL WITH IT
  • No, they have not.




  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    the following post is brought to you by chex mix
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
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  • The sadness will last forever.
    durks
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    image

    ORIGINAL CHARACTER! DO NOT STEAL!
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    image

    i appropriated it

  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    OH NO YOU DON'T!

    *calls team of FBI lawyers* 
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    -calls team of KGB counterlawyers-
  • -calls team of anarchist lawyers-
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    -calls team of hypothetical lawyers, maybe-
  • The sadness will last forever.
    -calls team of violent lawyers-
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    -calls team of pacifistic lawyers-

    they're conscientious objectors

  • Justice42 said:

    I'm bullet proof like a shark...



    ...hopefully SOMEONE here gets that...

    TWO PAGES LATER

    Hehehehe.
  • "And that's why they say hell hath no fury like the Greatest Gatsby poppin' caps in that ass. Yeah, bruh! That's what I'm talkin' about right there! Now that's great American litieature!"

  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    As a bona fide hardcore gamer, I maintain that Nintendo are hardcore and not a kiddie company!  Fuck off, graphics whores.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    SEGA FOR LIFE!
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    There are only 151 Pokémon, and that's all there ever will be!

    Oh, some people might say that there are a few more than that, but they all suck and aren't real Pokémon because they aren't part of my childhood.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    *Burns other people's childhoods*
  • edited 2012-06-21 21:01:34
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    I'm really not trying to be offensive here, just asking an honest question because this really doesn't make sense to me, but if Republicans ally themselves with racist politicians in order to win more votes, and given that the Republican party line on many issues is discriminatory against women and LGBT individuals, how is it unreasonable to describe the party and all its supporters as evil?  It's not like the Democrats are economically left, either, so the only reason you'd support the Republican party is if you were yourself a bigot.  Again, not trying to be offensive, just saying.

    The Queen is oppressing me and so are the police, because they don't like me drinking on the streets or smoking weed.  Makes me wanna throw Molotovs around.  We need a revolution.

    In fairness, a lot of what is wrong with the world could be fixed if we just got rid of religion, which is little more than dangerous bullshit.  That wouldn't really be sufficient, though, because the world is full of pain and suffering and nothing I can do will stop it.  Makes me want to end the world, or else myself.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Fouria G said:

    I'm really not trying to be offensive here, just asking an honest question because this really doesn't make sense to me, but if Republicans ally themselves with racist politicians in order to win more votes, and given that the Republican party line on many issues is discriminatory against women and LGBT individuals, how is it unreasonable to describe the party and all its supporters as evil?  It's not like the Democrats are economically left, either, so the only reason you'd support the Republican party is if you were yourself a bigot.  Again, not trying to be offensive, just saying.



    "In the name of the greatest people that have ever trod this earth, I draw the line in the dust and toss the gauntlet before the feet of tyranny, and I say segregation now, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever."

    -George Wallace, Democrat, 1963, at his inauguration

    "Whenever I hear any one arguing for slavery I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally."

     Abraham Lincoln, Republican, 1865

    "That's the joke."

    McBain, Republican, 1997, Springfield USA

  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    "You suck, McBain!"
  • segregation now, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever.
    I can't remember the name for that rhetorical device, but I really like it.


    ...Not the contents, the device.
  • Oh, speaking of stupid politicians, THIS THREAD ENDS NOW.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    David Vaughan Icke (pronounced /aɪk/, or IKE, born 29 April 1952) is an English writer and public speaker, best known for his views on what he calls "who and what is really controlling the world." Describing himself as the most controversial speaker in the world, he is the author of 19 books and has attracted a global following that cuts across the political spectrum. His 533-page The Biggest Secret (1999) has been called "the Rosetta Stone for conspiracy junkies."[1]

    Icke was a well-known BBC television sports presenter and spokesman for the Green Party, when in 1990 a psychic told him he was a healer who had been placed on Earth for a purpose, and that the spirit world was going to pass messages to him so he could educate others. In March 1991 he held a press conference to announce that he was a "Son of the Godhead" – a phrase he said later the media had misunderstood – and the following month told the BBC's Terry Wogan show that the world would soon be devastated by tidal waves and earthquakes. He said the show changed his life, turning him from a respected household name into someone who was laughed at whenever he appeared in public.[2]

    He continued nevertheless to develop his ideas, and in four books published over seven years—The Robots' Rebellion (1994), And the Truth Shall Set You Free (1995), The Biggest Secret (1999), and Children of the Matrix (2001)—set out a moral and political worldview that combined New-Age spiritualism with a passionate denunciation of totalitarian trends in the modern world. At the heart of his theories lies the idea that a secret group of reptilian humanoids called the Babylonian Brotherhood controls humanity, and that many prominent figures are reptilian, including George W. BushQueen Elizabeth IIKris Kristofferson, and Boxcar Willie.[3]

  • (*taps 2 Swamps*)

    I cast

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  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Boxcar Willie gonna eat your kids and sell you to the Illuminati. 
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Yay! The Watchmen! On an iPod!

    Finally I can stare at blue dong everywhere I go!
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    Seriously, what the fuck is going on here?
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Magic dancing Obama is using his Euro Zombie Liz attack while the Watchmen soundtrack plays.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    more like Barack Osama amirite
  • edited 2012-06-21 21:30:23

    I wanna see that in movie directed by Uwe Boll.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
  • KJIKJI
    Yeah... yeah!!! hell yeah!!!
    I enjoy having sex with AIDS patients

    (not really I just wanna win the game)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I think they should make Star Wars Episodes 7-9 and it should star Nicolas Cage and Christopher Walken.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Avyegctrg
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    St. Anger is the best Metallica album except maybe Lulu
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    all the ponies are made into glue now
  • KJIKJI
    Yeah... yeah!!! hell yeah!!!
    I think they should make a raging bull 2
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
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