Dumbest post wins.

inkblot · 2012-06-20 23:15:28

First place winner:

I believe that a woman's IQ doubles when she gets breast implants

Spacey · 2012-06-20 23:16:59

um

Spacey · 2012-06-20 23:17:11

er

Spacey · 2012-06-20 23:17:14

duh

Justice4243 · 2012-06-20 23:17:20

They hate it and they fear it.... they can't stand the orgone because it is destroying them, Reptilians fear the ether energy and cannot breath around it which it seems like a bad smell to them, they either have coughing fits because of the presence of orgone on the wearer, these creatures feed off what is called LOOSH it is a term used to explain the energy that they deplete from human sufferings, they cause humans to fight and war against themselves to get this food source, Orgone destroys the wicked Reptilians and their negativity.

Read more:
http://www.disclose.tv/forum/how-to-kill-reptilians-part-1-orgone-energy-t61402.html#ixzz1yOUxfaiF

Spacey · 2012-06-20 23:17:21

drip

Unknown · 2012-06-20 23:22:25

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Justice4243 · 2012-06-20 23:22:27

THEY ARE COMING!!

We Are... THE RESISTANCE!

A heads up...the CDC is working with the Obama administration and have developed a zombie vaccine to unleash on Tijuana, Mexico as a testing/staging ground. Don't think for a minute that this coming zombie apocalypse happens by accident...the CDC and Obama along with their Terrestrial allies have been working on this for quite some time. The incident in Joplin, MO was also a test but they kept it under control by blowing the town over with a tornado...the next time they'll let it run its course and the zombies will run up into America via San Diego from Tijuana. Get busy folks! Get your areas orgoned! They could be targeting your area as well!

The Coming Zombie Apocalypsehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_CDC_warning_about_zombie_apocalypsehttp://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asphttp://offgridsurvival.com/nasapreparedness/ TELL ME THIS AINT HAPPENING: U.S. army releases "Counter-Zombie Operations" manual...http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message1538339/pg1 The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency - think they're really a 'defunct' agency...?
http://www.fvza.org/ How To Fight Against zombies?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5jYlvLtgOM

Orgoned air melts zombies and Our Orgone Water is like Acid to them...

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-06-20 23:25:47

white sammich bread > apple crisp bread

One-Winged Eagle · 2012-06-20 23:27:28

Aliens want my orgone? Hell, I'll give it to them.

They can suck my dick for a quarter.

(the joke is that I'm not American and don't use quarters)

Justice4243 · 2012-06-20 23:28:42

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I am a fan-made pony of a skinny college student with nothing better to do. I frequently do my best to try to become as popular as Nyx, or Derpy, even though that’s not gonna happen. Still, one can dream. Besides, I would love to meet Derpy. She’s… too cute. But there I go rambling."

And Nyx, but Nyx has a love-side and a hate-side of her fandom.

Also, the reason my OC in my avatar is black with red hair is because he is a HiE, and his appearance influenced his coat and mane. He was wearing a black T-shirt with dark blue jeans, and he’s a ginger. Simple as that.

Imipolex G · 2012-06-20 23:29:37

stupid stupid

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-06-20 23:30:20

I should make a pony OC (do not steal)

Justice4243 · 2012-06-20 23:31:23

Nyx is best pony!

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-06-20 23:32:15

what's a "HiE"

Imipolex G · 2012-06-20 23:32:31

mai waifu <3

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Imipolex G · 2012-06-20 23:34:23

dumb and fake and gay

Misery · 2012-06-20 23:34:32

Pooooooo

Misery · 2012-06-20 23:35:04

Bah bah bah

Justice4243 · 2012-06-20 23:35:08

My HiE Story
Author: Brony4Evar D PM
Just what this website needs another HiE this is my first fanfic and I've been known to be a bad writer. It's a HiE does it really need a summary.
Rated: Fiction T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Twilight Sparkle - Words: 477 - Published: 06-16-12

(AN: Claps hooves together, hurray my first fanfic! Well, I got this far, might as well give this a shot and see what happens.)

The Prologue

'Great, another day of converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.' I thought to myself as I slowly awaken. I grab my IPod from my dresser and turn it on to check the time. It read, "10:42." 'I guess playing Minecraft until 4:00A.M. makes you wake up late. Whadda know.' By now my mom had left to work and my sister had gone to cheer. I check to see if my little brother was still asleep. He is still sleeping even though he fell asleep hours earlier than me. I look take a closer look, he's face down on the pillow drooling on it.

I decide to go downstairs to get some breakfast. I'm Adam Chavez, a 15 year old in 10th grade. Although people see me as the quiet socially awkward kid that does nothing all day if you get to know me I'm actually quite the talker. I am also a proud member of the brony community. (How dare Microsoft Office say "brony" is a misspelled word.) I have watched every episode at least twice and I get high B's on most brony tests.

I start to make my favorite breakfast, macaroni and cheese with no cheese. I begin to boil water in a pan and I sit down on the couch in my living room to go on Netflix. I turn on a random episode of FiM and relax. I don't care what episode it is because all of the episodes are great. I guess I picked "The Last Roundup". After the intro ends I look in sorrow as I hear the replaced voice of Derpy Hooves. A few minutes into the episode I notice my mom walking down the stairs. I fumble with the remote to change it because although everyone knows I'm a brony, I hate it when someone sees me watching it.

I look back at her and say, "Mom I thought you were supposed to be at work."

"I would but you have an eye appointment in 30 minutes," she tells me, "so get you shoes on." I slouch as I turn off the stove and retrieve my shoes from upstairs. Soon after, we get in the car and leave. I look out the window of the car and begin to think. What I'm thinking about, I don't even know. As I'm thinking, all of a sudden everything goes black.

(AN: Well I finally did it. I think the story is rushed A LOT but, it is only the prologue. To those who want to review, sorry I have enissophobia [the fear of criticism] so I probably won't check reviews.)

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-06-20 23:35:11

Lumine said:
I should make a pony OC (do not steal)
I won't steal it if you respect this 10-page copyright protection warning/condescending legal threat stamped at the top of my cursory plain-text walkthrough of this popular video game. ;]

Nah I'll just call the FBI on anyone who steals my precious OC that I haven't even created yet

The FBI has nothing else better to do than hunt down OC copyright infringers

Imipolex G · 2012-06-20 23:36:42

dude-ur-so-retarded

Imipolex G · 2012-06-20 23:36:58

the beatles totally ripped off lady gaga

Misery · 2012-06-20 23:38:35

Twilight is awesome

Imipolex G · 2012-06-20 23:38:56

MARRY ME EDWARD

Haven · 2012-06-20 23:42:12

Imipolex G · 2012-06-20 23:43:01

Jack Chick was right!

Jumpingzombie · 2012-06-20 23:43:06

Empiricists loved Descartes!

Imipolex G · 2012-06-20 23:44:12

^Get yer brainy speak outta here

Justice4243 · 2012-06-20 23:47:52

Apparently "HiE" = "Human in Equestria"

I can't tell if the prologue up there is suppose to be parody or just really, really boring and dumb.

Jumpingzombie · 2012-06-20 23:49:58

^^Don't hate, appreciate!

Imipolex G · 2012-06-20 23:51:04

Appreciators gonna appreciate.

Haven · 2012-06-20 23:52:32

"THAT IS A BLOODY LOT OF DEAD BUGGERS" watari said looking at the carthage with a tear in his eye cos someone had stabbed it. "I WONDER WHO THE EVERSODDING BASTARDMAKING CRUMPET WILL BE NEXT" but then he got stabbed and it was him.

Imipolex G · 2012-06-20 23:54:20

Then the moon got really close to the ground and it was the pointy moon so it started stabbing people.

Jumpingzombie · 2012-06-20 23:56:59

THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY
WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD
STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT
FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL
OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED
OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND
BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE
BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY
WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE.
THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU
ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED.

Imipolex G · 2012-06-20 23:57:33

^Best story ever

Haven · 2012-06-21 00:02:21

Tachyon · 2012-06-21 00:27:06

guys i solved the mystery

Justice4243 · 2012-06-21 02:03:13

GASP!

Obā-san · 2012-06-21 02:05:37

u r all faggots and will dye in hell

Justice4243 · 2012-06-21 02:08:56

Hell is the best place for changing hair and skin color.

Imipolex G · 2012-06-21 02:09:15

because even the denizens of hell need to try new hair colors now and then

^gay ninja

Obā-san · 2012-06-21 02:13:19

^ ^ What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll
have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve
been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300
confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper
in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another
target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which
has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You
think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet?
Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of
spies across the USA and your IP is being
traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm
that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re
fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in
over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am
I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the
entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to
its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the
continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy
retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon
you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t,
you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will
shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead,
kiddo.

Imipolex G · 2012-06-21 02:16:53

that's gaytarded

Obā-san · 2012-06-21 02:17:08

i know.

Imipolex G · 2012-06-21 02:18:33

ur a poophead

Obā-san · 2012-06-21 02:19:00

fAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGG

Imipolex G · 2012-06-21 02:19:37

ur mom

Obā-san · 2012-06-21 02:20:18

Justice4243 · 2012-06-21 02:34:44

I'm bullet proof like a shark...

...hopefully SOMEONE here gets that...

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