The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I used a really minimal Nokia 1100 for years before I finally broke down and got an iPhone in 2009. I'm on an HTC Rezound now, and it's a decent phone, though I'm not crazy about Verizon's default ROM.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I have a Samsung Replenish, which is a low-end Android phone. Sometimes I get greedy and find myself wishing I had something more powerful, but...well, this one does everything I wanted a smartphone for, and it was free.
  • edited 2012-05-06 05:45:52
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I used cheap no-contract phones for a bit, but eventually I desired to live on the cutting edge of phone technology.

    To bad the cutting edge still blew ass until the last couple years.

    It's only NOW do I have a phone that I just love to death.

    3G has jack shit on 4G.

    Or maybe T-Mobile 3G was just lame...or my old phone had a shitty processor. Hard to say. 

    THIS is my current phone:

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    The T-Mobile myTouch 4G Slide has a 3.7 inch WVGA Super LCD display with a 4 row QWERTY keyboard that slides out in landscape orientation. A 1.2GHz dual-core Snapdragon processor is under the hood. Manufactured by HTC, of course, the handset offers Sense 3.0 on top of Android 2.3. Netflix is pre-installed on the phone as is swipe to type QWERTY Swype and Qik mobile video chat. The 8MP rear camera comes with AF, dual LED flash and offers ClearShot HDR. T-Mobile also says that the rear camera has "Zero shutter lag" allowing you to press the shutter and take a picture instantly. Video can be captured at 1080p.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I try not to rely on 3G, honestly. I use wi-fi whenever I can (like right now).
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Wi-fi is good.

    Though, with 4G, I rarely feel the need to switch it on.

    I have to be outside the range of 4G.

    In the greater Portland Metropolitan area, there aren't a lot of these places, anymore.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    4G on Verizon is quite good, though I don't know what HTC did to the Rezound browser to make it suck so bad. It was fine on the Incredible! :P I'm highly tempted to root the thing and install a new ROM, but I keep hearing that Android 4.0 will be available Any Day Now and so I keep putting it off. 

    Also, apparently, Verizon is confused again. The part of their site that handles the remote DVR access apparently thinks I don't have a DVR, so I can't use the remote DVR manager at all. However, the part that actually handles what services you have clearly states that I do have a DVR. Why these two aren't talking, I will never know. It means I have to fucking call them, I guess, but I'm not spending an hour on hold with graveyard-shift support people when I could be sleeping.

    Which I think I'll do now. Good night!
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Sucks that it's always the WRONG time to by new technology.

    Sleep well.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Good night, lee.
  • Goodnight Lee.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Hi, everyone!
  • good morning sunshine
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Hello

    I am sore
  • edited 2012-05-06 12:06:36
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Good morning, everyone.

    My avatar looks huge at this new size. Maybe I should zoom out a bit?
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  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Okay
  • edited 2012-05-06 12:46:26
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  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Changing the thumbnail was what I meant by "zoom out." Sorry about that.

    And that's exactly what I did, though it hasn't shown up on my end yet.
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  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    There we go! Now I see it. A little off-center, but not bad. I think I'll keep it this way.
  • edited 2012-05-06 12:51:48
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  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Oh jeez we've disturbed his territory! Quick, turn the boat around!
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  • edited 2012-05-06 13:30:47
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I read about your dream last night, squid. Sorry to hear that they've been disturbing you a lot recently. Anything in particular bothering you?

    The part with the dog slaves reminded me of a random idea I had in my head last night. I was going to give one of my characters a similar nightmare to that, but it doesn't seem like it would fit anywhere in the (admittedly not fleshed out much) story I had in mind.
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  • edited 2012-05-06 14:55:41
    i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    holy crap, bigger avatars

    the forum is amazing now

  • Nice siggy, Space.
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I can't think of a good sig line. I considered the lyrics from the theme song of the Johto season of the Pokémon anime, but that might seem a bit out of place with my posts.
  • Maybe "Dr. Croc" would do?
  • edited 2012-05-06 15:32:05
    i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    Thanks.


    Working on making a TF2 reskin.

    this is a bit more complicated than i expected


    ^^Song lyrics are always a safe bet.

  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    DOC GATOR!
  • edited 2012-05-06 15:34:17
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Tre: Actually, that gives me a completely unrelated idea. How's this work?

    Hello there! Welcome to the world of POKéMON!
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    "I'm a croc! The fact that I'm a Professor has nothing to do with it. >_>"

    That work?
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Ooh, nice! I'll keep that in reserve for next time!

    (uses the Sticky Note program for the first time to make sure I don't forget)
  • My sig is a line from the song "Rooftop" by Das Racist and Despot.

    unrelatedly

    Is anyone here good with photoshop or at drawing?

  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    Well, that was an exercise in frustration. 

    i suddenly have a whole new respect for video game retexturers. who'd have thought it.

  • TreTre
    edited 2012-05-06 15:49:14
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    @Lazzy:Define "good with Photoshop". I did the logo and I can do pretty adequate Homestuck panel edits, so.

    (As for stuff I do on my own, most of the non-Homestuck things here count)
  • I'm only asking because I'm going to be releasing The Beet Tape fairly soon and want to give it a cool album cover. But I am not good with visual stuff.
  • Fair enough, I'll whip up something with GIMP.

    I have to warn you though, the visual pun might be painful to look at.
  • If it doesn't feature beets, I will harm you.
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    So if he fails, you beet him up?
  • here's the current tracklist if anyone cares.

    1. To All Those...
    2. Sexy Bitch Named Jellyfish (Remix)
    3. Candymade Beach (That Skullboy Sound Mix)
    4. Get Layzi
    5. Fuck it, Swimming! / Fuck it, Swimming! 2 (Unfinished)
    6. The Blue Minimum
    7. Thy Phantom (Re-Issue)
    8. Noise Galactica (Remix of "Fuck it, Swimming!")
    9. Winter Morning (Remix of "Fuck it, Swimming!")
    10. Dream 3 + The Primitive Cut
    11. Dream 4 (Paranoid @ 2AM)
  • Do you want any artist names on the cover? So far I've got this.

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    (Note: The yellow border around "the beets tape" won't be there when I'm done with it. Also, it'll be a lot bigger, since I'm making it at 1500 pixels squared.)
  • it's The Beet Tape, not Beets Tape. :P

    as for artist names, could you put "Blixty Slycat" as the artist name, and perhaps stick "[skullboy entertainment]" somewhere in one of the corners?

    Love the design though.

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