The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• glennmagusharvey

  2019-07-22 21:13:40

  well, yeah, that's how you hide the party in the back when you have a mullet
  
• Tatterhood

  2019-07-25 01:15:48 edited 2019-07-25 01:17:07

  front page of reddit: is blank other than text saying "you should join some subreddits!"

  
  

  me: goes and joins a subreddit

  
  

  front page: now contains a bunch of random posts almost none of which are from the thing I just joined
  

  
  

  why are websites like this.
  
• Imipolex G

  2019-07-25 01:34:29

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  the internet was a mistake.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2019-07-25 06:51:58

  Imipolex G said:

  the internet was a mistake.
  

  anime was a mistake
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2019-07-25 06:52:06

  glennmagusharvey said:

  Imipolex G said:

  the internet was a mistake.
  

  anime was a mistake
  

  hot takes were a mistake
  
• Toolsie

  2019-07-25 18:08:36

  ಠ_ಠ

  I am dying in this heat
  
  Help
• glennmagusharvey

  2019-07-25 20:05:34

  hot takes were indeed a mistake
  
• Imipolex G

  2019-07-26 01:40:32

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  *sends Toolsie a fan*
  
• Toolsie

  2019-07-26 02:06:31

  ಠ_ಠ

  I had to use a fan today to keep the dog cool.
• Ultimatum

  2019-08-06 14:03:08

  all of you are gnomes 
• Imipolex G

  2019-08-06 15:32:51

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  gno u
  
• Ultimatum

  2019-08-06 16:36:47

  and your a dwarf 
• Vriska

  2019-08-21 01:41:17

  8luh 8luh.

  *insert Seinfeld reference here*
• Vriska

  2019-08-21 01:42:15

  8luh 8luh.

  that was nothing to do with the previous posts and everything to do with being a thing
• Vriska

  2019-08-21 23:57:57

  8luh 8luh.

  anyway where was I?

  
  

  oh yes

  
  

  *puts on a puffy shirt* I'm a pirate!
• glennmagusharvey

  2019-08-22 01:46:23

  Vriska said:

  anyway where was I?

  
  

  oh yes

  
  

  *puts on a puffy shirt* I'm a pirate!

  do what you want
  
• Aliroz

  2019-09-05 16:14:19

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  The student sitting next to me in class has coffee. It is the worst smell I have ever smelled, and gives me a terrible headache. I cannot focus on the class.
  
  Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh.
• Toolsie

  2019-09-05 17:14:26

  ಠ_ಠ

  So I’ve matched with a guy on Tinder, and we’ve spent the past half an hour complaining about the new Pokemon game.
• Imipolex G

  2019-09-05 17:49:51

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Sounds like a promising start!
  
• Toolsie

  2019-09-05 20:45:29

  ಠ_ಠ

  He’s older than me (30), but seems really mature. At least, that’s the impression I got when we were exchanging stories about murdering Sims.
• Aliroz

  2019-09-05 22:58:47

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Uuuuugh, still got that headache.
• Princess Alice

  2019-09-05 23:23:15

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Aliroz said:

  The student sitting next to me in class has coffee. It is the worst smell I have ever smelled, and gives me a terrible headache. I cannot focus on the class.
  
  Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh.

  I've done this a lot and now and I feel like an asshole.

  
  

  I apologize.
• Ultimatum

  2019-09-06 12:34:32

  lemons
• Toolsie

  2019-09-06 14:49:58

  ಠ_ಠ

  Ugh, so the guy I was talking to is moving way too fast for my liking. 

  
  

  I know he's 30 and all, but jeez, calm the fuck down. 
• Toolsie

  2019-09-06 14:54:40

  ಠ_ಠ

  He was talking about how attractive my traits were and wanting to voice chat when we've only just been talking for less than 24 hours. Yeah, I blocked the guy and deleted his messages. I was getting serious red flags from him. 
• Crystal

  2019-09-06 15:34:58

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Rough. :/
• glennmagusharvey

  2019-09-09 16:47:35 edited 2019-09-09 16:57:43

  It's kinda chilly today...i'd say this is the Perfect day for a Math Class.
• Toolsie

  2019-09-15 21:58:22

  ಠ_ಠ

  Hey guys...
  
  Guess who’s been fired? :/
• Aliroz

  2019-09-15 22:32:07 edited 2019-09-15 22:35:33

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Your mother?  That sucks.
• Toolsie

  2019-09-15 22:53:34

  ಠ_ಠ

  Nope.
  
  I have.
  
  I’m now unemployed :/
• Imipolex G

  2019-09-15 23:05:52

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I'm sorry to hear that.
  
• Aliroz

  2019-09-16 02:59:15

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Sorry about getting that wrong.  My statement re:  suckiness, still stands.
• glennmagusharvey

  2019-09-21 03:30:00

  For anyone in the United States: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/museumday/museum-day-2019/ a bunch of museums have free admission tomorrow.
• Imipolex G

  2019-10-01 03:21:03

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Are we gonna do Halloween name changes like we usually do
  
• Toolsie

  2019-10-04 19:56:53

  ಠ_ಠ

  So I'm talking to a new guy. 

  
  

  He replied to my Portal reference another Portal reference.
• Imipolex G

  2019-10-05 02:00:57

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I would say "that sounds good" but I fear I would jinx it
  
• Vriska

  2019-10-10 23:52:00

  8luh 8luh.

  Hey guess what, it's time for Stuff And Things.
• Vriska

  2019-10-10 23:54:12

  8luh 8luh.

  It is also time for Dusty

  
  

  She says to tell you "meow". she says you'll know what it means.
• Tatterhood

  2019-10-11 04:04:02

  it means a cat is speaking
  
• Vriska

  2019-10-11 13:14:46

  8luh 8luh.

  Dusty is a very vocal cat so that makes sense.
• glennmagusharvey

  2019-10-11 21:25:31

  cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2019-10-11 22:03:09

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  cat planet
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2019-10-12 02:48:05

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  It is so weird to come back here because I have most of y'all on Discord but I guess having a not-so-secret secret base is nice.
• Imipolex G

  2019-10-12 03:26:57

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  sssshhhh it's a secret!
  
• Aliroz

  2019-10-12 03:28:07

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Is Kexruct on Discord?

  
  

  I miss talking with him, he's great.
• Odradek

  2019-10-12 14:20:13

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Sarcosuchus imperator said:

  Is Kexruct on Discord?

  
  

  I miss talking with him, he's great.

  Nah
• Anonus

  2019-10-12 17:34:41

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Mary Waits in Silence said:

  It is so weird to come back here because I have most of y'all on Discord but I guess having a not-so-secret secret base is nice.

  did you miss HH
• Anonus

  2019-10-13 03:39:08

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  We have officially entered

  
  

  The Post-Pony World
• Aliroz

  2019-10-13 04:12:34

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  You're confused, more than I am or ever was, if you think this is the end of My Little Pony.  It existed before this iteration, and will continue through other iterations.
• Imipolex G

  2019-10-13 05:39:54

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I remember the first iteration!