The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Calica

  2018-08-04 06:05:06

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Anonus said:

  but you're on discord like every day

  yeah, when i get home
  
• Toolsie

  2018-08-04 17:57:10

  ಠ_ಠ

  You know what's a fun activity to do when you're coming home from work?
  
  Have another existential crisis.
• Imipolex G

  2018-08-04 18:24:36

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  That's a fun activity anytime!
  
• Toolsie

  2018-08-04 21:47:54

  ಠ_ಠ

  I was just thinking about my ex friend, and how things would be if I hadn’t cut her out of my life three years ago.
  
  She’s made no attempt to contact me, so I guess I meant fuck all to her.
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-08-05 02:18:12

  lol @ this website that changes to a different favicon and says "come back"/"we miss you" in the page title when you tab away from it
  
  https://www.getmodern.co/products/fabrix-wireless-speaker
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-08-06 05:59:01

  What font is this?
  
  https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274550831276097536/475905289237823508/20180805_225709.jpg
  
• Princess Alice

  2018-08-16 14:13:26

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Aretha Franklin has died.
• Imipolex G

  2018-08-16 16:13:19

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  rip
• Toolsie

  2018-08-16 20:44:57

  ಠ_ಠ

  Hello

  
  

  I recently adopted two guinea pigs

  
  

  They are cute AF
• Princess Alice

  2018-08-16 20:46:44

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  😍
• Toolsie

  2018-08-16 20:49:46

  ಠ_ಠ

  Let me see if I can get some photos of them
• Toolsie

  2018-08-16 21:02:07

  ಠ_ಠ

  http://i.imgur.com/eXQfQIQ.jpg
  
  Ben
  
  http://i.imgur.com/3rFwhg5.jpg
  
  Bill
  
  I didn’t name them, those were the names given to them by the pet shop.
• Princess Alice

  2018-08-16 21:08:44

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  So cute!!
• Toolsie

  2018-08-16 21:10:31

  ಠ_ಠ

  Bill has red eyes, which is weird. But they did come from the same litter, so they are brothers.
• Imipolex G

  2018-08-17 01:35:31

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  yay guinea pigs
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-08-17 02:59:07

  Toolsie said:

  Bill has red eyes, which is weird. But they did come from the same litter, so they are brothers.

  Is Bill an albino?
  
• Toolsie

  2018-08-17 10:36:41

  ಠ_ಠ

  glennmagusharvey said:

  Toolsie said:

  Bill has red eyes, which is weird. But they did come from the same litter, so they are brothers.

  Is Bill an albino?
  

  He has light grey fur and red eyes, so I guess that makes him albino. 
• Fossilmaiden

  2018-08-17 13:04:57

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Ah, Bill and Ben, the Flowerpotless Guinea Pigs.
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-08-25 21:23:51

  
• Toolsie

  2018-08-30 20:11:23

  ಠ_ಠ

  So I received this message today: 

  
  

  "Hi Emily hope you are well , would you like to chat with a mature 21 year old lad who knows where he wants to go In life ?" 

  
  

  Now, I wasn't sure how to respond. Normally, I would just delete the message, but this time, I decided to give him a cryptic message. 

  
  

  So I responded with: 

  
  

  "Is the Pope a Protestant?" 

  
  

  Still no response
• Princess Alice

  2018-08-30 20:25:29

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  He's probably busy researching the answer to your question
• Toolsie

  2018-08-30 20:28:05

  ಠ_ಠ

  Yeah, it is a bit too highbrow. 

  
  

  That, and I blocked him. 

  
  

  Decided that this will be how I tackle people like that. Give them a response that is so ridiculous that they won't get that I'm saying "no" to them.
• Toolsie

  2018-08-30 20:29:15

  ಠ_ಠ

  Ooh, got another one. 

  
  

  "Hey how are you was just wondering if u fancy talking get to know me x"

  
  

  Ooh... What to say...
• Toolsie

  2018-08-30 20:31:46 edited 2018-08-30 20:33:36

  ಠ_ಠ

  Got one. 

  
  

  "Sorry, I'm a vegetarian."

  
  

  Meaning I don't eat meat.

  
  

  Meaning I ain't interested. 
• Imipolex G

  2018-08-31 01:37:57

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  we cows appreciate vegetarians.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-08-31 03:19:12

  eat mor chikin
• Toolsie

  2018-09-02 20:59:33

  ಠ_ಠ

  So... Guess who's just caved in and got tinder?

  
  

  This chick. 

  
  

  At least I don't get weirdos messaging me, as you can only message people who've been matched too.
• Imipolex G

  2018-09-02 21:00:34

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Well, good luck.
  
• Princess Alice

  2018-09-21 14:26:09

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  
• Imipolex G

  2018-09-21 15:58:22

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  this place sure is busy nowadays
  
• Aliroz

  2018-09-24 01:03:44

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Aw naw, don't tell me this has become a ghost-town forum.
  

  
  

  Wait...
  

  
  

  Ghost-town forum?
  
  HAHAHAHAHA I'M POSTING AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME!
  

  
  

  THE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG OF LOVE IS A SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD SONG, HI LILY HI LILY HI LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  

  
  

  WHOMP WHOMP, WHOMP WHOMP WHOMP, WHOMP AXIOMS WHOMP

  
  

  WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO

  
  -runs up and down the stairs-
  

  
  
• Imipolex G

  2018-09-24 01:23:40

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  you're under arrest
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-09-24 02:05:10

  Imipolex G said:

  you're under arrest
  

  
  
• Imipolex G

  2018-09-24 02:09:02

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  it's rather unlikely that I had that in mind, but okay.
  
• Aliroz

  2018-09-25 03:56:44

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  -is incarcerated-
  
  
  
  Neat! Solid, straight walls, just like bricklayers make! I get my own room and free food, and everything.
  
  I should commit crimes more often.
• Imipolex G

  2018-09-25 03:59:33

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  The food isn't very good though.
  
• Vriska

  2018-09-26 21:34:54

  8luh 8luh.

  what do you do when your CAT is too cute?
• Imipolex G

  2018-09-26 22:51:11

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  exploit this for $$$
  
• Vriska

  2018-09-27 00:44:09

  8luh 8luh.

  monetize my cat
• Imipolex G

  2018-09-27 00:51:40

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  right
• Vriska

  2018-09-27 00:53:11

  8luh 8luh.

  yeah Dusty you gotta make the money for your own treats now lol
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-09-27 01:01:58 edited 2018-09-27 01:02:09

  cat monetization.dll
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-09-27 01:04:34

  catting a dll is unlikely to be enlightening
  
• Princess Alice

  2018-09-28 16:42:25

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I guess we should probably do the Halloween names thing again this year, despite the drop in forum activity
  
  We seem to be bouncing back a bit from that anyways, thankfully
• Princess Alice

  2018-09-28 16:42:52

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  It would be great if Tachyon returned soon
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-09-28 17:13:58

  Central Avenue said:

  It would be great if Tachyon returned soon

  
  
• Imipolex G

  2018-09-28 17:18:56

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  glennmagusharvey said:

  Central Avenue said:

  It would be great if Tachyon returned soon

  
  

  
  
• Imipolex G

  2018-09-28 17:19:06

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  anyway yes, names
  
• Toolsie

  2018-09-28 18:34:35

  ಠ_ಠ

  Boop
• Crystal

  2018-09-28 18:48:29

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Blip.