The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    thanks
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Chef, what are you even doing


    I' mplaying "toss the lit match into the buket of cgrease", watierm1n!

    chef, the jfire marshal told hyou, no more games of"toss the lit mach into the bucket of grease"

    well the fire marshal isn't the boss of me now, is he

    yes
    he is

    fuck, help me get this scleaned up before he finds out

    too late i already callee 911

    why did you do that

    befcaue i like itwhen the restaruant's not made of ash

    don't be a smart-ass waiterman
    it's like talking to Siri all over again

    chef you own a Nexus 4
    YOu have no Siri

    i know
    it's lonley without Siri

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    what's the number for 911
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    what's the number for 911

    a joke

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You can tell how old that post is because I mention the Nexus 4
  • I'm going to be doing warehouse stuff with FedEx starting tomorrow evening, so I guess I'll see if I could handle that
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    good luck
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Good luck, SF_Sorrow!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    good luck!
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    You can do it!
  • edited 2017-08-29 05:43:51
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    Good luck!

    hugs
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Charlotte said:

    So I have this essay that's due monday


    Martin Luther King, Jr: The Mexican Sonic the Hedgehog
    By Charlotte

    I had to write about a famous American musician, you see

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I was in such a hurry this morning that I accidentally left my headlights on when I parked my car at OSU

    As you may expect, when I went to leave, my car battery was dead and I couldn't start the car

    So I called CampusParc for a jump start and now ok waiting on them

    Wish me luck
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    oh dear
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I made it home safely. The CampusParc guy came by and jump-started my car.

    It's nice to know that the $120 I pay for parking each academic year actually gets me some level of service, I suppose.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    image
    Nightly's current logo is good.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Is that a reference to something, or is it just really pretty?
  • It's the Firefox Nightly logo.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    No, I got that. I just wondered if the color scheme is a reference to something else.
  • I assume it's a reference to night time.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    image
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Plugging a mouse into an Android smartphone: the most pointless—and yet amusing—thing I've done in a long time
  • Does it actually work?

    I mean, I know there's Samsung DeX, but, like. 
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yes, it actually does work. Even as far back as Android 4.4. You just need a device that supports USB On-The-Go and the adapter to plug it into the phone's USB jack.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    I know there's a lot of things that can go wrong with old computer keyboards, but the conductive graphite wearing away from the rubber pads is one you never really think about.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    One consequence of the acceleration of time perception is that things seem to wear out a lot faster than they're supposed to.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    That thing's probably from around 1977–1980, so I suppose it makes sense that the keyboard contacts would have worn out over about 40 years...
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    It should be immortal.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    pets don't live forever
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    When you're a kid, you think they will.

    Then Time proves you wrong, the sadistic bitch.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I like how you just glossed over my pun there
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I grant it 1/100th of a Haven.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know, Haven is quite proud that after nearly a decade they're still the gold standard against which our community weighs all puns
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I left for class half an hour early to give myself time to drive slowly in the fog

    Then as I got on the road the fog mostly lifted, and I ended up getting here half an hour early

    Could be worse, I suppose
  • kill living beings
    I'm on an hour long train ride because i didn't bring my checkbook to the bank because i wrote down my account number but forgot to bring that paper and while i know my "member number" this is distinct from the account number in that it is stripped of a few digits and there are no resources on my bank's webpage on how to recover an account number from a member number despite it obviously not being a security issue or anything AMA
  • kill living beings
    Same one i already saw this morning, and which i will see twice again to-day
  • I have applied for so many jobs...
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I'm sure you'll get one.
  • kill living beings
    apparently i only actually needed the member number

    Graaaaah
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    10:30, Hooters. Thomas Ligotti washes down his chicken wings with huge gulps of his daiquiri. He whistles to the waitress, and orders another round of shots for the table. "Man, it don't get better than this!" he says. I try to bring the conversation back to his work. "So Thomas, about Grimscribe..." He puts a pudgy finger to his bbq sauce-stained lips and shushes me. "Chill out with that stuff bro. It's just books. Not in front of the lay-dees. "Panama" by Van Halen begins to play in the background. Ligotti grins from ear to ear. "Aw shit man, I love this song!"
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Today I learned that Sbarro, while not great food by any stretch of the imagination, will satisfy my cravings for pizza. It's also a decently cheap meal option.
  • bro I want a calzone
  • I thought to myself "I will go to that place with the dope calzones tomorrow" but then remembered that I'm 75% sure that place is at PHL, which makes it

    an unrealistic option as a quick bite to eat
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Heh.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    hooters
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Remember back in 2013 when I drew the Princess's smartphone?

    image
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    what does the candy app do, exactly
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It gives me candy, duh!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    how?
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