The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Klinotaxis

  2017-05-24 05:25:49 edited 2017-05-24 05:26:03

  kill living beings
  

  Look on my works, ye mighty
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-05-24 05:26:04

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Promise me that when I'm eaten by tigers, you'll wipe my face from this cruel and terrible internet.
• Obā-san

  2017-05-24 05:27:08

  
  

  when my meager flesh self returns to the dirt my incredible content will live on, there is comfort in this
  
• Imipolex G

  2017-05-24 05:36:14

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  when writers die they become their books, as Borges sez
• Klinotaxis

  2017-05-24 05:43:39

  kill living beings
  

  i have already archived hard copies of your homestuck strip poker thing in safe deposit boxes in three different swiss banks.
  
• Obā-san

  2017-05-24 05:45:10

  
  

  i can't believe that yarrun is going to tf into a half-naked Jade Harley
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-05-24 06:30:29

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I choose to not comment on that <_<
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-05-24 07:56:02

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Generic techno adaptations of Undertale music
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-05-24 07:57:44

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Insomnia sucks. 

  
  

  Remember when insomnia sucked, everyone? I do.
• Toolsie

  2017-05-24 13:06:24

  ಠ_ಠ

  Just got back from my impromptu shopping trip.
  
  Lovely walk there, lovely taxi ride back.
• Odradek

  2017-05-24 13:27:40

  My dreams exceed my real life

  That's good
• Toolsie

  2017-05-24 13:47:03

  ಠ_ಠ

  It was mostly because I got weird cravings.
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-05-25 16:24:20 edited 2017-05-25 16:25:12

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Bug report: The day orb is too hot.
• Klinotaxis

  2017-05-25 16:45:40

  kill living beings
  

  the future: i got an ad from Analog Devices bragging about how their products are precise enough for use in a gravity wave detector
  
  the ad was displayed by my flashlight
  
• Toolsie

  2017-05-25 16:52:33 edited 2017-05-25 16:52:51

  ಠ_ಠ

  The Toolsie is having her third shower of the day.
  
  The Toolsie does not do well in heat.
• Princess Alice

  2017-05-25 17:00:24 edited 2017-05-25 17:00:32

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  You know what I hate? When you take a shower, then you go back into your bedroom, and it's hot enough that you start sweating again immediately.

  
  

  I usually crank my bedroom A/C up when I go shower just to keep that from happening.
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-05-25 17:14:01

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  And this is why you shouldn't hang nuclear reactors in the sky.
• Obā-san

  2017-05-25 17:15:55

  
  

  ...how do you get that sweaty?
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-05-25 17:16:23

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Well, astronomically speaking,

  
  

  the sky is actually hanging from the nuclear reactor. 
• Princess Alice

  2017-05-25 17:24:55

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Tamlin said:

  ...how do you get that sweaty?
  

  I weight 335 pounds. I am out of shape and I sweat like...a thing that sweats a lot.
• Obā-san

  2017-05-25 17:25:59

  
  

  oh yeah
  
  that'd do it i guess
  
• Toolsie

  2017-05-25 17:31:02

  ಠ_ಠ

  I've managed to convert a pair of my skinny jeans into crop jeans by rolling the ends up. They are quite loose fitting, so it's perfect.
• Imipolex G

  2017-05-25 17:33:09

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  temperature's fine in my abode
• Obā-san

  2017-05-25 17:55:25

  
  

  walked past a dude w/ a medium sized afro stuffed into a MAGA hat
• Salix Babylonika

  2017-05-25 17:58:13

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  but why
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-05-25 18:04:21

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  -scowls-
• Imipolex G

  2017-05-25 18:21:01

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  arrest him at once
• Aliroz

  2017-05-25 22:20:14

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Imipolex G said:

  arrest him at once

  Your will be done, your grace!

  
  

  -tackles a random person, because I wasn't paying attention-
• Klinotaxis

  2017-05-25 22:31:04 edited 2017-05-25 22:31:12

  kill living beings
  

  agh! how did you know i'd taken the emeralds
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-05-25 22:32:31

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Actually, my dear, I think you'll find that you took the fake emeralds.
  
  Tata now!
  
• Klinotaxis

  2017-05-25 22:36:39

  kill living beings
  

  That was exactly my plan, you fool! Once I reverse engineer these I'll have broken your monopoly on the fake gemstones market!
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-05-25 23:18:34

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  
• Calica

  2017-05-26 04:35:55

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Fossilmaiden said:

  Actually, my dear, I think you'll find that you took the fake emeralds.
  
  Tata now!
  

  
  Obama chuckled.
• Aliroz

  2017-05-26 12:39:51

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-05-26 14:30:17

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  
  Passwords are dead. Become one with the eternal flesh orb.
• Calica

  2017-05-26 17:31:35

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  *that picture of Trump and all the Arabic leaders turning on the anti-extremism James Bond villain center*
• Imipolex G

  2017-05-26 18:30:03

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  retina scan
• Tanya

  2017-05-26 18:35:39

  Pizza Dog

  
• Imipolex G

  2017-05-26 18:36:43

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  it should be called Dances With Aliroz
• DYRE

  2017-05-26 18:37:59

  They might be handsome compared to other alligators.
  
• Aliroz

  2017-05-26 22:58:58 edited 2017-05-26 23:10:59

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Edit, wrong song.

  
  

  Edit again:  Dangit!
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  This is the following scene in that movie.  Our nefarious gator trio, having impersonated handsome boys in order to dance with blind women, have joined the French Foreign Legion while pretending to be crocodiles.
• Princess Alice

  2017-05-29 02:46:17

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Would it be a bad idea to take the bus to my psychiatrist's appointment on Tuesday instead of driving?

  
  

  I know I'm obsessed with bus-riding lately, but...
• Tanya

  2017-05-29 02:48:18

  Pizza Dog

  Central Avenue said:

  Would it be a bad idea to take the bus to my psychiatrist's appointment on Tuesday instead of driving?

  
  

  I know I'm obsessed with bus-riding lately, but...

  As long as you can get there on time
• Imipolex G

  2017-05-29 02:48:23

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  as long as the bus gets you there on time, I'm not sure what the problem would be.
• Princess Alice

  2017-05-29 02:50:51

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Alright cool.
• Princess Alice

  2017-05-29 04:03:08

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  

  
  

  Thanks for that, Windows 10 calendar
• Odradek

  2017-05-29 04:34:55

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Odradek said:

  Twitter Marxists still take Armond White seriously, and it confuses me

  Update: his Trump support finally shook them off
  
  
• Obā-san

  2017-05-29 04:35:51

  
  

  if a woman were to marry me she would have to do so wearing this dress
• Obā-san

  2017-05-29 04:36:44

  
  

  "naney" you say "how is that ridiculous leather tube standing up by itself"
  
  it is lined... with aluminum
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-05-29 04:37:30

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  

  
  

  #squadgoals