You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I mean, like, I can get the frustration with Android 4 or 5 emoji and how they differ significantly from the ones you see on other operating systems
But I feel like the problem was "solved" with the Android 7 emoji, where they were basically the same facial expressions as on other platforms, but on a standardized blob shape
You could argue that it was still a problem due to the sheer number of people still using old Android versions, but a redesign isn't going to fix that, either
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I'd forgotten how infuriating emoji discourse is
If your emojis don't look like Apple's, they're "awful" and "ugly" by default
Nevermind that Apple's emoji are easily the second-ugliest major set after Samsung, nope, they're the Gold Standard against which all others must be measured
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
If your emojis don't look like Apple's, they're "awful" and "ugly" by default
Nevermind that Apple's emoji are easily the second-ugliest major set after Samsung, nope, they're the Gold Standard against which all others must be measured
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I never listened to Soundgarden regularly but Spoonman, Black Hole Sun and Rusty Cage are all iconic to me because I heard them all through video games.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Rinsing your mouth with salt water is really gross.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
N O O O O O O
I'm horribly jittery need something to calm m'nerves I'm gonna try drinking some chamomile tea
a lotta workin'
welcome to my world!
and, unrelatedly, i got mad on the internet again
Now there was a voice talent right there.
RIP.