You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
...wow, I owned that album on CD as a 13-year-old.
I might actually still have it around here somewhere.
You'd be a good druid, Ali. Especially since 5e doesn't have alignment restrictions anymore. Plus, Druids tie with Clerics for the most OP class. That's what happens when you can turn the fighter into a dinosaur at, like, level 10
Pallys got altered a bit too. There's the standard light-themed pally, a nature-themed pally for warriors who also want to be druids, and a vengeance-themed pally for people who want to be the punisher.
Paladins have to be beholden to an ideal above all else. Doesn't have to be a strictly good one.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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Nick da bess
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Seriously.
"Make like [thing, usually a band] and [reference to thing, the more strained the better]"
"Make like New Order and Leave Me Alone"
"Make like the Beastie Boys and do it NOOOOW" <== this one works better spoken
And this is why you always secure a load properly.
(Apparently it's Australia, so nobody got decapitated this time.)
I don't have the charisma to be a paladin, and I'm too Lawful to be a druid.
Thief and rogue are just out of the question.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Paladins have to be beholden to an ideal above all else. Doesn't have to be a strictly good one.
They changed it in 2nd edition due to the Satanic Panic
"GET A FREE RIDE IN A POLICE CAR if you shoplift from this store"
It's making me so hungry that I want to devour a cow.
Instead I will eat this not meat sausage and cry