The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • It is a far cry better than last time I petsat, when the cats seemed ok together until an Incident occurred and Dusty was traumatized and hid and hissed at Jinx.

    What I believe the Incident was, was Jinx catching Dusty with a claw while being chased. I base this on the fact it looked like there was some kind of fur loss above one of Dusty's eyes in a neat little line. (That or Dusty's been trying to pluck her eyebrows.)

    But so far so good this time. I'm not sure Dusty knows Jinx is here but she's a bit confused about "hey mom why can't I go in the bedroom?"

    I want to get to the point where Dusty will tolerate another cat, since I want to be able to petsit for my dad, and eventually maybe even get a second cat of my own.
  • Dusty has been given many snuggles at least. And treats. And ear scritches.
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    I passed a guy wearing a STEELER NATION shirt while I was jogging today.

    I didn't see him destroy anything, so it's possible he wasn't the real Steeler Nation Man.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    MetaFour said:

    I passed a guy wearing a STEELER NATION shirt while I was jogging today.

    you should be thankful you're still alive! D:
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Steal 'er nation? I barely even know 'er!
  • I am sleepy and hungry, but I don't think I'd be able to sleep even if I wasn't at work and I can't stomach food at all right now :/
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    MetaFour said:

    I passed a guy wearing a STEELER NATION shirt while I was jogging today.


    I didn't see him destroy anything, so it's possible he wasn't the real Steeler Nation Man.
    are you not in Pittsburgh
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    I'm in San Antonio.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    San Antonio, Pennsylvania.
  • Can we all admit that ICP is a legitimately fascinating bit of kitsch

    On a related note a distressing amount of my coworkers have ICP tattoos
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ICP is amusingly bad.
  • edited 2017-03-22 07:26:46
    I mean they just give me a lot to unpack in terms of their fuckin weird subculture

    How's that shit even happen
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Kexruct said:

    Can we all admit that ICP is a legitimately fascinating bit of kitsch

    On a related note a distressing amount of my coworkers have ICP tattoos

    Yes
  • So I had a dream last night about Cinderella, except with some changes:

    * Cinderella is just called "Cindy" and is a lesbian
    * The two step sisters are actually nice to Cindy
    * The wicked stepmother has no say in her daughters' affairs because she's a TV junkie
    * The ball is replaced with a poker tournament aimed at finding the prince a wife
    * Except the prince is gay and in love with his servant Kyle
    * Cindy initially refuses to go the tournament because she's not interested but then the fairy godmother mentions that the prince has a sister and she's all "sign me the fuck up!"
    * Instead of magic and shit the fairy godmother buys Cindy a dress and calls her an Uber to get to the palace, eliminating the whole "back before midnight" thing
    * The whole "poker tournament" gets disrupted when everyone just starts drinking and the whole thing turns into a drunken party
    * During the drinking, the prince makes out with Kyle in front of everyone, to which everyone says "Took them long enough" because everyone could see they were in love
    * Cindy doesn't get together with the princess, but she get into a bar brawl with some people and ends up forming a gang composed of: Cindy, the princess, Cindy's step sisters, and a rather butch young woman who introduces herself as "Screwdriver"
    *The whole story ends with the prince having a small wedding to Kyle, and Cindy's new gang become their bodyguards.

    At this point I woke up.
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    Kexruct said:

    Can we all admit that ICP is a legitimately fascinating bit of kitsch

    On a related note a distressing amount of my coworkers have ICP tattoos

    Yes, we can.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    They're doing a statewide tornado siren test this morning and it freaked me out at first because our normal countywide test isn't until noon
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Toolsie said:

    So I had a dream last night about Cinderella, except with some changes:

    * Cinderella is just called "Cindy" and is a lesbian
    * The two step sisters are actually nice to Cindy
    * The wicked stepmother has no say in her daughters' affairs because she's a TV junkie
    * The ball is replaced with a poker tournament aimed at finding the prince a wife
    * Except the prince is gay and in love with his servant Kyle
    * Cindy initially refuses to go the tournament because she's not interested but then the fairy godmother mentions that the prince has a sister and she's all "sign me the fuck up!"
    * Instead of magic and shit the fairy godmother buys Cindy a dress and calls her an Uber to get to the palace, eliminating the whole "back before midnight" thing
    * The whole "poker tournament" gets disrupted when everyone just starts drinking and the whole thing turns into a drunken party
    * During the drinking, the prince makes out with Kyle in front of everyone, to which everyone says "Took them long enough" because everyone could see they were in love
    * Cindy doesn't get together with the princess, but she get into a bar brawl with some people and ends up forming a gang composed of: Cindy, the princess, Cindy's step sisters, and a rather butch young woman who introduces herself as "Screwdriver"
    *The whole story ends with the prince having a small wedding to Kyle, and Cindy's new gang become their bodyguards.

    At this point I woke up.

    This is pretty lit.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Toolsie said:

    So I had a dream last night about Cinderella, except with some changes:

    * Cinderella is just called "Cindy" and is a lesbian
    * The two step sisters are actually nice to Cindy
    * The wicked stepmother has no say in her daughters' affairs because she's a TV junkie
    * The ball is replaced with a poker tournament aimed at finding the prince a wife
    * Except the prince is gay and in love with his servant Kyle
    * Cindy initially refuses to go the tournament because she's not interested but then the fairy godmother mentions that the prince has a sister and she's all "sign me the fuck up!"
    * Instead of magic and shit the fairy godmother buys Cindy a dress and calls her an Uber to get to the palace, eliminating the whole "back before midnight" thing
    * The whole "poker tournament" gets disrupted when everyone just starts drinking and the whole thing turns into a drunken party
    * During the drinking, the prince makes out with Kyle in front of everyone, to which everyone says "Took them long enough" because everyone could see they were in love
    * Cindy doesn't get together with the princess, but she get into a bar brawl with some people and ends up forming a gang composed of: Cindy, the princess, Cindy's step sisters, and a rather butch young woman who introduces herself as "Screwdriver"
    *The whole story ends with the prince having a small wedding to Kyle, and Cindy's new gang become their bodyguards.

    At this point I woke up.

    This is the greatest thing
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    My most recent dream was some bizarre thing where I wanted to call the police but my phone service had "temporarily" deactivated 9-1-1.

    Also my parents went to some kind of pool in a town like an hour away and I was supposed to go pick them up?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    As much as I never want Ringo to ever pass from this world to the next, it would be pretty funny to have Paul be the last Beatle
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Paul is dead, in reverse
  • There's been terrorist attacks in London

    Near parliament

    Huh
  • Paul isn't dead he just got teleported to the other side of the flat earth and they had to replace him so nobody would ask questions
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    more terrorism, just what the world needs
  • Tamlin said:

    Paul isn't dead he just got teleported to the other side of the flat earth and they had to replace him so nobody would ask questions

    image
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    paul is dead, but the flat earth is alive
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Jane said:

    Tamlin said:

    Paul isn't dead he just got teleported to the other side of the flat earth and they had to replace him so nobody would ask questions

    image
    Why is it that Flat Earthers are uniformly either old Jesus-freaky white men or black male celebrities?
  • Guess who had lactose intolerance induced stomach cramps?

    This girl, right here :D
  • Everything I've eaten today had contained lactose.

    I'm honestly amazed it's taken me this long to start feeling like crap because of it.
  • Jane said:

    Tamlin said:

    Paul isn't dead he just got teleported to the other side of the flat earth and they had to replace him so nobody would ask questions

    image
    Why is it that Flat Earthers are uniformly either old Jesus-freaky white men or black male celebrities?
    I think it's just that the only two are BoB and Chingy, so it's a matter of coincidence.
  • kill living beings
    i'm just

    going to get mad at twitter

    yes

    this will distract me from the abyss of life
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Jane said:

    Jane said:

    Tamlin said:

    Paul isn't dead he just got teleported to the other side of the flat earth and they had to replace him so nobody would ask questions

    image
    Why is it that Flat Earthers are uniformly either old Jesus-freaky white men or black male celebrities?
    I think it's just that the only two are BoB and Chingy, so it's a matter of coincidence.
    And several NBA people of note, last I checked.

    I recall some hip-hop people I follow chalking this sort of thing up to how Black Twitter gloms onto conspiracy theories and sort of hinting at more of a cultural/sociological thing at work, but I feel pretty presumptuous even suggesting this despite the fact that I'm paraphrasing a bunch of black dudes.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Yeah I think Shaq recently said he was a Flat Earther

    No one could tell if he was joking though
  • I don't think 'when your racial demographic has been the victim of a number of real conspiracies, you become more likely to believe fake ones' is really that out there of a statement to make.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Twitter is already Suicide Squadding the Death Note trailer I see
  • Anonus said:

    Yeah I think Shaq recently said he was a Flat Earther


    No one could tell if he was joking though
    dammit, not you too, '90s Adventure Bear
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Jane said:

    I don't think 'when your racial demographic has been the victim of a number of real conspiracies, you become more likely to believe fake ones' is really that out there of a statement to make.

    Yeah, true.

    It also plays into why a surprisingly large percentage of "sovereign citizens" are black guys. Persecution and playing against a rigged system will make you more paranoid than someone who's lived on Easy Street. Same reason why the rates of suicide among gay men are higher even when they had an accepting family environment.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Tre said:

    Anonus said:

    Yeah I think Shaq recently said he was a Flat Earther


    No one could tell if he was joking though
    dammit, not you too, '90s Adventure Bear
    see my mind went to "Back on Shaq"
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Odradek said:

    Twitter is already Suicide Squadding the Death Note trailer I see

    Yeeeeep.
  • See we should be mad at the Death Note trailer not because it's an example of whitewashing, quite possibly going to lead to a terrible film, or any of those things, we should be mad that it's not more of the anime, because it means Sredni won't get to see more episodes of it.
  • In that show I've been geeking out about over the past few weeks Shaq is basically an aged-up parody of Baloo from TaleSpin and it's one of those moments where I found that the show's sense of humor could actually maybe appeal to normal people and not just weirdos like me because of how spot-on they got the character design and vibe he's supposed to give off



    Like, there's a joke where he roasts Disney for never putting his show out on DVD and it's great
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Jane said:

    See we should be mad at the Death Note trailer not because it's an example of whitewashing, quite possibly going to lead to a terrible film, or any of those things, we should be mad that it's not more of the anime, because it means Sredni won't get to see more episodes of it.

    Well I assumed you wouldn't have seen You're Next or The Guest


  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Why is it that our Twitter thread faltered but our Tumblr thread didn't (well, after a while)
  • Just chilling in my man hoodie

    Seriously, I have to wear men's hoodies because they are the only thing long enough to fit my lanky body
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Tamlin said:

    Odradek said:
    "5 hrs ago"

    this take has been floating around for 9 months now who in their right mind thinks the world needs another one of these
    It's not even the most recent iteration of an old take.
    http://www.cracked.com/blog/why-talking-animals-are-bad-way-to-talk-about-racism/

    YOU WILL NEVER STOP THE TAKES
  • So I've made this vampire in The Sims 3.

    He has white blonde emo hair and wears pale pink.

    His lifetime wish is to drink from 20 Sims and turn 5 Sims into vampires.

    He goes to a nightclub and drinks some plasma out of a female Sim. No response.

    He drinks out of a male Sim. They immediately heart fart each other to show that they are attracted to each other.
  • thing that SUCKS about this class: the ridiculous handholding. I'm in college, I dont need a TA to explain the chicago manual of style to me
  • if it wasn't for the professors this class would be indistinguishable from a remedial high school course, if such thing as a remedial course in art history
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