The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • i really dont understand the non-sequitur "YOU IDIOT, DONT YOU KNOW, DONALD IS PRESIDENT" argument

    like, yes, i know, he is the president. this would be a valid rebuttal if the person you were arguing against said "did you know that donald trump is not the president"

    but that is not what that person said, and they werent even discussing that topic.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    MetaFour said:


    "i can't wait to shoegaze with the otamatone"
    I WANT ONE NOW. 0w0
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I can't believe The Handler wants me to stop playing the drums at 2 AM
  • The Bee Movie except every time they say bee it's replaced by a dramatic reading of Thus Sprach Zarathustra, except every time they say Zarathustra it's replaced by The Tigger Movie, except every time they say Tigger it's replaced by the full version of Bohemian Rhapsody, except every time they say I it's replaced by The Bee Movie except every time they say honey it's replaced by a 100% playthrough video of Baten Kaitos.

    I'm glad you, too, understand the innate comedic appeal of invoking Baten Kaitos

  • Tamlin said:

    i really dont understand the non-sequitur "YOU IDIOT, DONT YOU KNOW, DONALD IS PRESIDENT" argument

    like, yes, i know, he is the president. this would be a valid rebuttal if the person you were arguing against said "did you know that donald trump is not the president"

    but that is not what that person said, and they werent even discussing that topic.

    It's fucking bullying. It's implied aggression. Same thing as when people tell the Starbucks barista their name is Trump.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    jammies
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    image
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    this is no ordinary dooming
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    image
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    yes, lewd
  • TreTre
    edited 2016-12-12 05:05:32
    image
    Lil Wayne said:

    Sit on my face, m-u-a-h
    Before I eat that pussy, I say my grace

  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    The Bee Movie except you're fired for watching The Bee Movie memes at work. To feed your young daughter, you are forced to turn to less savoury means of earning money. You default on a debt, and two of your associates break into your house and kidnap your daughter. Now only you can rescue her from the vile clutches of the Seinfeldian Mafia.
  • Woke up early to go to my 10am lecture, only to find it was cancelled because my lecturer is ill.

    This is after I made the mile long trek from my Halls to the lecture theatre lugging my heavy laptop in in the cold, foggy, rainy weather.
  • And my croissant fell out my laptop bag and is possibly outside in the rain.

    No one wants soggy croissant.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    boop like you mean it
  • kill living beings
    it's so cold.
  • so at Sunday I had the 'smart' idea of taking out the spare tyre 'cause it was bulging out of the floor of the trunk too much

    and guess what happened when I drove to work earlier today, one of my tyres went flat -_-
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    :(

    tempting fate, yo.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Oof, I'm sorry.
  • edited 2016-12-13 15:49:45
    Do any of our Canadian members know if Yukon Blonde has anything else in their library that's as good as Saturday Night and Como because neither of those songs were masterpieces but I at least hoped that they would have more fun 7/10 songs like them
  • im canadian and I don't know what any of that is :(
  • Well, I was being facetious, Yukon Blonde isn't exactly super popular anywhere

    I just happened to hear one of their songs and I thought "hey this is cool I bet this is a good band" and then they turned out super underwhelming
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Somehow Simpsonskiddery has become more obnoxious now that people are attempting to make political points via Simpsons screenshots
  • Odradek said:

    Somehow Simpsonskiddery has become more obnoxious now that people are attempting to make political points via Simpsons screenshots

    Normally I'm with you on this kind of thing to at least an extent but don't act like Trump isn't Monorail Man.

    (this post is mostly facetious)
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    That's a good episode

    I actually like that episode

    I don't have a problem with the monorail episode and the Poochie episode being memes, I just hate how simpsonskids demand that people have deep familiarity with every single joke in that goddamn show
  • kill living beings
    why do i have to feel sick during finals. gah
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    ...And he(Augustus) himself towards the end of his life, thought that all his work had been for nothing.


    Yet the Empire of Rome that he created has endured the harshness of a Tiberius, the monstrous cruelty of a Caligula and the ineptness of a Claudius. And now our new Emperor is one whom you tutored as a boy to whom you remain close in his new authority; let us be thankful for the fact that he will rule in the light of your wisdom and virtue, and let us pray to the gods that, under Nero, Rome will at last fulfill the dream of Octavius Caesar
  • Laying on bed

    Having an existential crisis

    Yay
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    :(
  • I've turned my PS3 on in the first time in ages.

    My whole desk is now vibrating.
  • It's stopped vibrating.

    But my controller has little to no power and the charger is borking up.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Odradek said:

    ...And he(Augustus) himself towards the end of his life, thought that all his work had been for nothing.


    Yet the Empire of Rome that he created has endured the harshness of a Tiberius, the monstrous cruelty of a Caligula and the ineptness of a Claudius. And now our new Emperor is one whom you tutored as a boy to whom you remain close in his new authority; let us be thankful for the fact that he will rule in the light of your wisdom and virtue, and let us pray to the gods that, under Nero, Rome will at last fulfill the dream of Octavius Caesar

    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, dang.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Dear coworkers:  Fifty carts in seven work hours is a cart every eight minutes and forty-eight seconds. If we are at 47 carts with ten minutes to go, it is not reasonable to say that reaching quota, "is still possible if we push ourselves".  That would require more than double speed, being a cart every three minutes and twenty seconds.

    Dear coworkers: If half of the employees are sick, it does not mean that the rest of us can, "double our efforts" and still meet quota.  It is not a question of motivation or of believing in oneself.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Every time I watch a Lindsay Ellis video, I understand more about how her very professional good presentation covers up her very shallow actual research and thought
  • Business people say it's all about numbers, but in the end, they have to rely on motivation in the face of crushing defeat to get the necessary work done for the day, just like the rest of us.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I wouldn't say this anywhere else, because the dynamics of being A Woman On The Internet mean that Lindsay has already gotten far, far, far too much shit and I don't want to add to the pile
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    The internet is dumb!

    The internet is lame!

    Let's go outside, and play a game!
  • kill living beings
    Ha ha that final sucked
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I saw Moana

    Not sure where to put my thoughts on it, aside from my personal thread, because we have a movie thread and its last post is three years old
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So, who plans on installing the official loli app for Android and iOS?
  • edited 2016-12-14 01:12:06

    sorry to break it to you but Nintendo made it an iOS exclusive, citing "piracy concerns"
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Nope.

    Nope nope nope.

    no, nuh-uh, no, nyet, bad bad very bad no, never.
  • edited 2016-12-14 01:13:26
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    Anonus said:

    I saw Moana


    Not sure where to put my thoughts on it, aside from my personal thread, because we have a movie thread and its last post is three years old
    Bumping that thread should probably be fine.

    That, or just putting it in your personal thread.
  • kill living beings
    Going to invent consumer neurocomputer interfaces entirely so i can dick around on my phone without removing my gloves
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Aliroz said:

    Nope.


    Nope nope nope.

    no, nuh-uh, no, nyet, bad bad very bad no, never.
    same
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