Jill Stein Apostle Of Echoes Wreathed In Flame And Star’s Jill Stein Candidate Of The Green Party Fly’s Around On A Machine Made Of Wood Jill Stein Candidate Of The Green Party Wielding Mysterious And Energetic Spinning Weapons In Both Hands And If You Look Directly Into Her Eyes Well I Have Some Bad New’s For You Bub
How the US electoral system works, as far as I can tell:
Candidates announce their intention to run for the presidency. They then travel the country trying to win the hearts and minds of the populace, declaring their opponents to be lesbian space witches, and dropping out. After months of this, each party holds a nominating convention filled with delegates, who were voted for in the primaries earlier in the year.
The delegates vote for a specific nominee out of their candidates, and each party announces the nominee their party will be fielding, with any third parties pretending they stand a snowball's chance in hell. Soon after this, the two major candidates debate each other multiple times.
On election day, the candidates are voted for by the citizenry, which is irrelevant, as the presidency is not determined by popular vote, but by who emerges the victor in the Trials of the Zodiac Braves.
The first Trial is 12 rounds of bare knuckle boxing within an arena known as the Electoral College, with the judges being 4 senators, 2 from each party. The second requires the candidates to race to free climb the Washington Monument. In the third and final trial, they must fight the deadly gerrymander, being careful to avoid its venomous claws and blazing breath.
Whoever wins the most trials is declared president, and inaugurated on January 20th.
the british government is comprised of the House of Ministers and Inn of the Lords. a lord is worth two votes while a minister makes tuppence. it is illegal not to be a minister. the queen can be summoned to the Chamber of Secrets by a consensus of lords and chamberlains, where she will execute a Hun and address grievances until she is beheaded or is called away by a Privy Chancellor.. every sunday there is a duel between the tories and the papists. a whig is permitted twenty votes, but only once a year. the “prime minister” is formed when the two Jammiest Bastards in the parliament share a wig at all times and speak with the same voice. half of the lords belong to the “shadow party” and are therefore immune to poisons but take double damage from fire and sun magic
Lol the guy who made the hour and a half video on why Fallout 3 is bad made an hour and a half video on why Bloodborne is good and better than DS1, and now the same goons who loved the first video are pissy
So, I went to work saturday and spent seven hours with a guy who thinks the banking cartels are why inflation happens and that prices should have never increased since the 1970's. Also, that Ronald Reagan was our last, best president and Kennedy was murdered by Monsanto and other war profiteers for trying to get us out of Vietnam.
Yesterday, I went to work and nearly went insane hearing all my coworkers talk about how there will be a civil war no matter who wins and how we are living in the last weeks of America.
Of course, my coworkers have a lot of strange worldviews, but they're all too innocent for me to truly despise.
I mean, the guy who told me all those conspiracy theories is generally a sweet-natured person, and, other than his political views and conspiracy theories, he goes out of his way to not be considerate and not bother people. He used to be a firefighter, he used to drive trucks all around Texas, he grew up in the sixties.
The guy who told me "You're not an immigrant or a machine, but you need to move as fast as one", has high-functioning autism and this is the first job he's been able to keep, and I'm one of the first people he's met in real life to share some of his interests. I mean, he later apologized for tthe "immigrant/machine" statement.
The guy who keeps asking me what price the tag-gun says was born with five brain tumors, four of which turned out later to be removable, the fifth on his optic nerve (killed with radiation), so I have to tell him what price the price-tag-gun says, so I can't be annoyed at him for that, and even less so for him being not as fast on the production-line.
The lady who snaps at me to not chat while working despite being an incessant chatterer herself worked 24 years and 10 months for a company that would legally have been required to give her a pension after 25 years, and now she has no job skills and is unemployable.
The guy who drove a cart into me and ran over my foot has extremely limited vision because of cataracts, and is nearly deaf.
And the guy who also drove a cart into me has an eyepatch because he can't see out of his left eye because of two botched surgeries.
Why it's ever those two guys driving the carts, I do not know.
The management at my job, despite their flaws and how much they get after me for not meeting quota, really is doing their best to help all these people.
I am frustrated with coworkers and yet cannot be angry with them. Send help.
It's a pretty flimsy cart. I've driven it over my own foot (and learned to drive slowly, rather than efficiently). It's nothing more than a stubbed toe and a bit of embarrassment.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I was at Dollar Tree earlier and there was a lady who, in all sincerity, asked the cashier how much an item cost
Remember kiddos, this is politics and anything can happen.
In 2015, the U.K was faced with having David Cameron for another five years, and then just over a year later, Brexit occurred, Cameron resigned and we got Theresa May instead.
It's cold comfort to all the minorities that may well be left to die or even purged, should Trump stick to his campaign promises. The next 4 years are going to be terrifying in a way even the George W. Bush or early Reagan years weren't.
Remember kiddos, this is politics and anything can happen.
In 2015, the U.K was faced with having David Cameron for another five years, and then just over a year later, Brexit occurred, Cameron resigned and we got Theresa May instead.
That's a pretty marked worsening of the situation though, so it's not exactly best used here.
We are electing someone who brags about violence. We are electing someone who brags about his hawkishness. We are electing someone who brags about sexual assault.
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Jill Stein Apostle Of Echoes Wreathed In Flame And Star’s
Jill Stein Candidate Of The Green Party Fly’s Around On A Machine Made Of Wood
Jill Stein Candidate Of The Green Party Wielding Mysterious And Energetic Spinning Weapons In Both Hands And If You Look Directly Into Her Eyes Well I Have Some Bad New’s For You Bub
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I will begin training tomorrow at 3PM and my normal hours will be 4-7 with alternating weekends free
Candidates announce their intention to run for the presidency. They then travel the country trying to win the hearts and minds of the populace, declaring their opponents to be lesbian space witches, and dropping out. After months of this, each party holds a nominating convention filled with delegates, who were voted for in the primaries earlier in the year.
The delegates vote for a specific nominee out of their candidates, and each party announces the nominee their party will be fielding, with any third parties pretending they stand a snowball's chance in hell. Soon after this, the two major candidates debate each other multiple times.
On election day, the candidates are voted for by the citizenry, which is irrelevant, as the presidency is not determined by popular vote, but by who emerges the victor in the Trials of the Zodiac Braves.
The first Trial is 12 rounds of bare knuckle boxing within an arena known as the Electoral College, with the judges being 4 senators, 2 from each party. The second requires the candidates to race to free climb the Washington Monument. In the third and final trial, they must fight the deadly gerrymander, being careful to avoid its venomous claws and blazing breath.
Whoever wins the most trials is declared president, and inaugurated on January 20th.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Hey kids
Come here
Wanna see my burn
Ouch
My flat mate had just used it and it was still hot. I went to pick up my baking try which I had placed over the hob and heard a sizzling sound.
It doesn't hurt anymore, just looks weird.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Important
In 2015, the U.K was faced with having David Cameron for another five years, and then just over a year later, Brexit occurred, Cameron resigned and we got Theresa May instead.
We are electing someone who brags about violence. We are electing someone who brags about his hawkishness. We are electing someone who brags about sexual assault.
This isn't fair.