The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • edited 2016-03-11 04:14:05
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Yes.

    But it's also because Bob Marley did not actually do the theme for Arthur (it was Ziggy Marley, who I think is Bob Marley's son), and so I have been wrong about a thing I thought I knew for years, which means I must declare bloodfued with the Marley family for such trickery and deception (as a kid, I also thought that Bob Marley invented motorcycles, which is why they were called, "marleys".  I was a stupid little kid).

    Led Zeppelin is crud because their music is terrible and sounds bad and also that's not how you spell, "lead", and it's fun to annoy Imipolex.

    I will say this for both of them:  At least they have sung audible lyrics, so they're a cut above Nirvana.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    How do you feel about this song?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I'm more amused than annoyed, though.
  • edited 2016-03-11 04:18:35
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)


    How do you feel about this song?
    Sounds alright, it's pretty good.

    (I'm not actually annoyed at Bob Marley or Led Zeppelin, but I am annoyed with High Times, because duh.)
  • edited 2016-03-11 04:17:54
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i was taken aback more than anything, but i don't actually have a problem with you not enjoying the music of either.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    That's one of the rare songs in the world to include the word "Ringwraith".
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    I would have no part in that! I swear!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    If Google Street View is to be believed, the entire world looked like a low-quality JPEG before 2009 or so.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Crystal said:

    I would have no part in that! I swear!

    Not you, Crystal.

    The other Crystal, the violent, dim-witted, utterly unlikeable one with no redeeming features who happens to have the same name as you.

    (If you must know, I mean the character Crystal from OOTS, who is very much unlike our Crystal.  For one thing, our Crystal doesn't headbutt old ladies into comas.)
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Oh thank goodness. I, of course, am only violent and dim-witted.

    Meanwhile, every chemistry class is a continual struggle to keep my interest in the subject from dying. Fun times.
  • Yo, anyone want to play some Cards?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tre said:

    MY NIISAN TOLD ME THERE IS NO SANTA WHEN I WAS NINE


    HE SAID "DADDY BROUGHT THEM" AND I WAS LIKE "no" "I HAVE PICTURES"

    and then there was no more santa 
    ever again
    image
    brining back this classic post
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    that post is from 2012
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    yes, but the frequent use of "nii-san" in osomatsu-san made me think of it
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    oh

    i had completely forgotten about that post/not even known about it
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I hope they make the Automatsu-san episode

    It seems like something they'd actually do
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It does!
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    People retqualityed Birdman really fast after it won the Oscar

    saying it's good or saying it's bad?
  • the only thing i know about Birdman is that Ashens thought he wasnt gonna like it, but then his friends dragged him off to see it and he loved it a lot

    that may actually be the only other place besides here that i have heard of it
  • Calica said:

    People retqualityed Birdman really fast after it won the Oscar

    saying it's good or saying it's bad?
    Bad, also, Myr, yes, backlash is a thing that happens

    I think you might just have to contend with not agreeing with certain movie critics without turning it into this weird... whatever narrative you're trying to go for here. I dunno. I'm tired.

  • i wont rest until every oscar ever is retroactively awarded to Aguirre
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    All I know is that Birdman used to be a superhero before he became a lawyer
  • no Birdman the movie is like a weird satire of the MCU and has nothing to do with Harvey Birdman.

    I haven't seen it but it seems to be one of those things you think is either brilliant or fuckawful.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    i was kidding
  • It's not a satire of the MCU at all. It doesn't really satirize superhero movies, actually.
  • Anonus said:

    i was kidding

    oh

    well, if anyone else didn't know, now they do.
    Alduin said:

    It's not a satire of the MCU at all. It doesn't really satirize superhero movies, actually.

    I don't know what you'd call it. I've only heard it described, and from what I have gathered it sounded like an, I dunno, angry parody.
  • It uses superhero movies as a bit piece/cheeky metafictional thing. It's really more about washed-up stardom and vanity, in the same way that Bojack Horseman is.
  • Oh, okay.

    But yeah. It's about stardom, highbrow vs low-brow art and all that stuff. It's not Orgazmo or Epic Movie or anything.
  • It's a really metafictional story that plays with its medium. So yeah, it's going to divide people.

    Also the cinematography is excellent.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ooh metafiction! sounds good
  • You really need to see it in cinemas for the full experience. I didn't and I was disappointed.
  • Opened my curtains to find that I seem to have woken up in Silent Hill.
  • In the library again.

    Like a nerd.
  • Spent about three and a half hours at work experiencing extreme muscle weakness and a lack of coordination, not good for stocking

    Then in the last thirty minutes I felt like I was about to throw up
  • Turns out there's a book in the library that's by my personal tutor.

    As such, there's a whole load of "photograph supplied by [x], Staffordshire University"
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    image

    This is my brothers' dog
  • PUPPY!
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • kill living beings
    death inflation
  • Good old Genghis.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Though really, there's no way to know how many people the Mongols killed, because the people they conquered probably exaggerated, and the Mongols were fine with them exaggerating.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    image
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    SHIT my grandpa is coming.

    If I get through this without him bringing up Trump, this will be a victory.
  • headphones at the ready, Odie
  • edited 2016-03-11 16:34:32
    ಠ_ಠ
    This reminds me of when my parents go to my grandma's house. She wants Britain to leave the EU so the migrants will leave, and my parents say "well, migrants are good for because they take the crap jobs no one else wants"
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