The first story arrives on Pottermore this Wednesday, March 8th, at 9am EST, with three more to follow. What'll these stories be about, besides the obvious? Entertainment Weekly says The History Of Magic In North America will deal with "the U.S. Hogwarts", Ilvermorny, skin-walkers (those of Native American legend), the Salem witch trials (yeah, sounds right), and the United States' Ministry Of Magic, "The Magical Congress of the United States of America" (totally the sort of uninspired name we'd give such a thing).
the next few days on Twitter are gonna be quite fun, it seems
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
OFF actually told a complete story which is not something that can sustain fandom forever, despite the abundance of mostly shitty fangames (and HOME, which is not shitty).
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
This morning I had to use a gas pump that wouldn't take "no" for an answer.
By which I mean, it asked if I wanted a receipt, but the NO button was broken so I had to press YES.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
An endearing little thing I remembered this afternoon:
My Grandpa Willie lives in Columbus. Many years ago, shortly after he got his first cell phone, he took a road trip to Parkersburg, West Virginia...and was very confused as to why he couldn't make "local" calls to Parkersburg by dialing just the 7-digit numbers.
My dad had to explain to him that because his cell phone has a 614 area code, "local" calls will always be to 614 regardless of where he physically is in the country.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
ZUN never responded to my application to become a Touhou IRL :|
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
According to Euripedes, Cadmus's punishment at the hands of Dionysus involved him being turned into a dragon and then living with barbarians and eventually leading a foreign army against Greece.
So basically, he was cursed to become the protagonist of Fire Emblem Fates.
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At least, I hope I did.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
bug report: became a touhou
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
into a dragon and then living with barbarians and eventually leading a foreign army against Greece.
So basically, he was cursed to become the protagonist of Fire Emblem Fates.