The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Fossilmaiden

  2016-03-07 18:06:25

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  lesbian cat planet
• Odradek

  2016-03-07 18:15:44

  My dreams exceed my real life

  I am in line for Star Tours
• Toolsie

  2016-03-07 18:18:43

  ಠ_ಠ

  I'm cooking pasta because I have fuck all in the flat except for curly fries and chunky chips.
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-03-07 18:46:39

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Why not curly fries
  
  Why not always curly fries?
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-03-07 18:50:02

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  we're going to McDonald's later.

  
  

  I am more excited for this than is probably reasonable.
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-03-07 18:52:58

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  You are not.
  
  That is the exact amount of reasonable
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-03-07 18:53:39

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  I just like leaving the house, really.

  
  

  Also Kanye West has decided to no longer sell physical copies of his albums. I am most displeased by this.
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-03-07 18:59:49

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  

  
  

  Subreddit Sim is so great.
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-03-07 19:02:14

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-03-07 19:02:56

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I'm going to see if i can fix up my bike so I can leave the house without having to walk 7 minutes to get to the community gate
• Toolsie

  2016-03-07 19:09:25

  ಠ_ಠ

  I need to go to the library to work on my lab report. 

  
  

  It's too dark to go outside now.

  
  

  Shit.

  
  

  ...

  
  

  I guess I could try and clean my room up...
• Odradek

  2016-03-07 19:21:42

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Haunted mansion is probably the best ride
• Aliroz

  2016-03-07 20:47:54

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Accidentally startled a stoner into falling off his bike.
  
  I'd feel guilty if marijuana didn't smell so bad.
• Sredni Vashtar

  2016-03-07 21:14:50

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  MachSpeed said:

  Sredni Vashtar said:

  Thus, the old joke about the Bristol farmer introducing his daughters as Idle, Evil and Normal.

  I don't understand this joke.

  Ida, Eva, Norma + Bristol accent = Idle, Evil, Normal.
• Aliroz

  2016-03-07 21:19:49

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Well, I mean, I apologized, but I apologize all the time.
• Odradek

  2016-03-07 21:20:28

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Aliroz said:

  Well, I mean, I apologized, but I apologize all the time.

  I have said "excuse me" to furniture
• Sredni Vashtar

  2016-03-07 21:25:22

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Baldanders said:

  Aliroz said:

  Well, I mean, I apologized, but I apologize all the time.

  I have said "excuse me" to furniture

  I do this literally all the time.

  
  

  Conversely, I also curse out my browser when it dicks out on me.
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-03-07 21:27:40

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I tell objects to stay where they are when I put them someplace.
• Toolsie

  2016-03-07 21:28:54

  ಠ_ಠ

  Sredni Vashtar said:

  Baldanders said:

  Aliroz said:

  Well, I mean, I apologized, but I apologize all the time.

  I have said "excuse me" to furniture

  I do this literally all the time.

  
  

  Conversely, I also curse out my browser when it dicks out on me.

  I say "thank you" when ATMs give me money. 
• Tachyon

  2016-03-07 21:52:03

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Baldanders said:

  Aliroz said:

  Well, I mean, I apologized, but I apologize all the time.

  I have said "excuse me" to furniture

  Yarrun XIX said:

  I tell objects to stay where they are when I put them someplace.

  
  
• Tachyon

  2016-03-07 21:53:44

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  also when something that i thought was properly balanced falls over, or bread gets stuck in the back of a toaster, or some other dumb thing happens where it feels like i did everything right but it still went wrong, i'm like, 'This isn't what i wanted!  Why on earth would you possibly think this was what i wanted?'
  
• Odradek

  2016-03-07 21:54:48

  My dreams exceed my real life

  

  
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-03-07 22:01:32

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  Sredni Vashtar said:

  Baldanders said:

  Aliroz said:

  Well, I mean, I apologized, but I apologize all the time.

  I have said "excuse me" to furniture

  I do this literally all the time.

  
  

  Conversely, I also curse out my browser when it dicks out on me.

  I believe that apologizing to inanimate objects and animals is actually considered a mark of good character in some parts of the world.
• Odradek

  2016-03-07 22:05:18

  My dreams exceed my real life

  
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-03-07 22:12:43

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-03-07 22:13:04

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  I was thinking of that when I made that post.

  
  

  Let's Learn English is such a great strip and I am sad it's ending.
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-03-07 22:14:50

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  Fossilmaiden said:

  

  an entire business, Fossilmeido!
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-03-07 22:24:50

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  http://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/1187391-REG
  
  ??????????
  
• Tachyon

  2016-03-07 22:37:50

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  that's a mouse?
  
  it looks uncomfortable
  
• Obā-san

  2016-03-07 22:38:34

  
  

  Who needs ergonomics when you have angles
• Odradek

  2016-03-07 22:48:47

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Text for a reaction image:

  
  

  Gets angry about Superman not caring about collateral damage in a film

  
  

  Has never raised a word of protest against drone strikes in his life
• Klinotaxis

  2016-03-07 22:49:38

  kill living beings
  

  i know someone who has a mouse like that
  
  i was helping them with something once and grabbed the mouse and used it and all and then thirty seconds later i took my hand off and just stared as i realized what forces i had been messing with
  
• lee4hmz

  2016-03-07 22:49:40

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  is that a mouse, or a transformer
• Odradek

  2016-03-07 22:51:26

  My dreams exceed my real life

  "Zach Snyder's Superman is a killer"

  
  

  "Support the troops!"
• Section42L

  2016-03-07 22:53:00 edited 2016-03-07 22:53:42

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  I'm not sure how much I agree with that Folding Ideas Superman video, but he did disapprove of both things, so at least he wasn't being a hypocrite.
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-03-07 22:53:14

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  Baldanders said:

  Text for a reaction image:

  
  

  Gets angry about Superman not caring about collateral damage in a film

  
  

  Has never raised a word of protest against drone strikes in his life

  This does happen but also you're totally preaching to the choir, my man.
• Obā-san

  2016-03-07 22:54:39

  
  

  face mask
• Klinotaxis

  2016-03-07 22:55:46

  kill living beings
  

  dae remember the greatest conservationist ad in history
  
  
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-03-07 22:55:52

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Jane said:

  I was thinking of that when I made that post.

  
  

  Let's Learn English is such a great strip and I am sad it's ending.

  Oh bloody hell
• Odradek

  2016-03-07 22:56:29

  My dreams exceed my real life

  It's just like, it felt people were trying on moral outrage as an excuse to not like a film, because a movie can't just be bad.

  
  

  And then Avengers 2: Age of Ultron came out, in which 

  
  A: The Maximoff Twins, who are of mixed Romani/Jewish heritage in the comics and who are the child of a Holocaust survivor, ally with neo-nazis because they hate the billionaire weapons designer who designed the bomb that killed their parents. And then they have to learn the value of American interventionism and one of them redeems himself by dying to save an agent of the Not!NSA.

  
  

  B: Had a scene where the Hulk escapes and causes massive damage in an unnamed African city

  
  

  And they had the gall to call it a superhero film that really respected human life, and was probably a direct rejoinder to Man of Steel
• Odradek

  2016-03-07 22:56:55

  My dreams exceed my real life

  It's like how people got angry at Twilight for being misogynistic, and then those same people participated in Gamergate
• Obā-san

  2016-03-07 22:58:10

  
  

  here we go agaaaaaiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnn
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-03-07 22:58:42

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  Baldanders said:

  It's just like, it felt people were trying on moral outrage as an excuse to not like a film, because a movie can't just be bad.

  
  

  And then Avengers 2: Age of Ultron came out, in which 

  
  A: The Maximoff Twins, who are of mixed Romani/Jewish heritage in the comics and who are the child of a Holocaust survivor, ally with neo-nazis because they hate the billionaire weapons designer who designed the bomb that killed their parents. And then they have to learn the value of American interventionism and one of them redeems himself by dying to save an agent of the Not!NSA.

  
  

  B: Had a scene where the Hulk escapes and causes massive damage in an unnamed African city

  
  

  And they had the gall to call it a superhero film that really respected human life, and was probably a direct rejoinder to Man of Steel

  I get where you're coming from but it's like

  
  

  You can also dislike Man of Steel and think it disrespects the character of Superman

  
  

  and not be an asshole.

  
  

  I just feel like you're painting with too broad a brush.

  Yarrun XIX said:

  Jane said:

  I was thinking of that when I made that post.

  
  

  Let's Learn English is such a great strip and I am sad it's ending.

  Oh bloody hell

  yeah Mary Cagle is moving back to America fairly soon. :(
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-03-07 22:59:00

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  This is a reasonable amount of outrage about superhero movies
• Odradek

  2016-03-07 22:59:38

  My dreams exceed my real life

  I am fine with political criticism of media, but too often it's just used as a weapon.
• Klinotaxis

  2016-03-07 23:00:01

  kill living beings
  

  this orbital song has the line "cultivating bacteria strong enough to kill every living thing on the planet" and mfw
  
• Odradek

  2016-03-07 23:00:14

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Today is Tomorrow said:

  here we go agaaaaaiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnn

  
  

  Here we go again
  I kinda wanna be more than friends
  So take it easy on me
  I'm afraid
  You're never satisfied
  
  Here we go again
  We're sick like animals
  We play pretend
  You're just
  A cannibal
  And I'm afraid
  I won't get out alive
  No, I won't sleep tonight
  
  Oh oh
  I want some more
  Oh oh
  What are you waiting for?
  Take a bite of my heart tonight
  Oh oh
  I want some more
  Oh oh
  What are you waiting for?
  What are you waiting for?
  Say goodbye to my heart tonight
  
  Here we are again
  I feel the chemicals kickin' in
  It's getting heavy
  And I wanna run and hide
  I wanna run and hide
  
  I do it every time
  You're killin' me now
  And I won't be denied by you
  The animal inside of you
  
  Oh oh
  I want some more
  Oh oh
  What are you waiting for?
  Take a bite of my heart tonight
  Oh oh
  I want some more
  Oh oh
  What are you waiting for?
  What are you waiting for?
  Say goodbye to my heart tonight
  
  Hush, hush, the world is quiet
  Hush, hush, we both can't fight it
  It's us that made this mess
  Why can't you understand?
  Whoa, I won't sleep tonight
  I won't sleep tonight
  
  Here we go again [3x]
  
  Oh oh
  I want some more
  Oh oh
  What are you waiting for?
  Take a bite of my heart tonight
  Oh oh
  I want some more
  Oh oh
  What are you waiting for?
  What are you waiting for?
  What are you waiting?
  
  Here we go again, oh, oh [3x]
  Say goodbye to my heart tonight
  
  Oh oh
  I want some more
  Oh oh
  What are you waiting for?
  What are you waiting for?
  Say goodbye to my heart tonight
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-03-07 23:00:32

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  Baldanders said:

  I am fine with political criticism of media, but too often it's just used as a weapon.

  this is a fair statement.

  
  

  I feel like people jump on this about other things too.

  
  

  Like people who think No Man's Sky is too expensive at $60, but instead of just not buying it want to have a debate about whether it's "ethical" to charge that for "an indie game".

  
  

  I just don't understand it.
• Section42L

  2016-03-07 23:00:39

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Folding Ideas also spoke out against Avengers and Amazing Spider-Man doing that, too.
  
  Again, he at least didn't do what you're complaining about.
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-03-07 23:00:50

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  Klinotaxis said:

  this orbital song has the line "cultivating bacteria strong enough to kill every living thing on the planet" and mfw
  

  hey I love Orbital

  
  

  what tune