The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    When the ruling day is done, oh when the ruling day is done
    Princesses, Princesses just wanna have fu-un
  • I've thought about starting a math blog, but idk if I'd be able to say anything anyone would want to read.

    Not that I have time right now anyway.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Random vivid memory: staying in a hotel in Chicago the night of December 22nd, 2014 due to a cancelled flight
  • kill living beings
    fear
  • kill living beings
    destroy
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    Tried to squeeze soap onto my hand

    missed
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    didn't know Gary Larson sometimes did xkcd strips
  • kill living beings
    legit i wanted to ask the ravers for 5-meo-dipt, but like they're gonna hve some obscure nerd drug
  • meow meow meowtherfuckers
    i have
    no idea what that stands for.
  • kill living beings
    3-[2-(diisopropylamino)ethyl]-5-methoxyindole, an [unpleasant] auditory hallucinogen.

    I can get to Nuclear Throne 3-2 while destroyed with cheap rum. "destroyed" took four tries to type
  • I'm on a train
  • legit i wanted to ask the ravers for 5-meo-dipt, but like they're gonna hve some obscure nerd drug

    i always liked the sound.of 5-meo-mipt myself
  • edited 2016-01-31 13:32:15
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Revoltech's Jyuuichimen Kannon. It's a toy.
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    She looks like...your father's older sister, the one who has like six kids and they're all brats. The one with the cheapskate red packets and the worst accent.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    they are not going to be able to enforce that

    still a dick move, Fine Bros.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    one of the great old bad movie posters
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    one of the great old bad movie posters

    This is my favorite

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    It makes me want to see the movie more than the version that WASN'T from Ghana
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    http://i.imgur.com/8LK3iXD.png

    Reddit: Bringing me stereotypes I wasn't even aware existed.
  • Took the Pottermore sorting hat quiz.

    I'm a Ravenclaw. 
  • I got Slytherin which is pretty bullshit tbh.

    I don't even have any idea what answer I picked that it gave me that.
  • edited 2016-01-31 19:37:01
    Got Hufflepuff but I think I might have accidentally screwed up, tried again and got Ravenclaw. Might try a third time.
  • I think the answer that made me a Ravenclaw was the "you hear a noise of possible magical origin. what do you do?" (paraphrased)

    I picked "stay in the shadows and rehearse possible defensive and offensive spells and wait to see what happens" (paraphrased) 

    Mostly because "run the fuck away" was not an option. 
  • Kexruct said:

    Got Hufflepuff but I think I might have accidentally screwed up, tried again and got Ravenclaw. Might try a third time.

    Wait I thought it didn't let you do it again? Or did you just make a new account?
  • New account.

    Actually just did it a third time, got Ravenclaw again.

    Damn.
  • man why is everyone getting ravenclaw who doesn't want it

    I want to be ravenclaw :(
  • I'm thrilled to be a Ravenclaw. 

    If I got anything else, I would have made a new account until I got Ravenclaw. 
  • My sister is a Hufflepuff, which makes sense. 
  • Toolsie said:

    I'm thrilled to be a Ravenclaw. 


    If I got anything else, I would have made a new account until I got Ravenclaw. 
    Oh okay, from your post it sounded like you didn't want it (or at least didn't expect it).

    If I actually cared about Pottermore I'd probably do the same tbh.

    I mean in some of the questions it was kind of obvious what the Ravenclaw answer was but I picked something else because it seemed more accurate. So I wasn't surprised that I got a different house, just that it was Slytherin lol.
  • I'm attempting to knit my own Ravenclaw scarf with the book colours of blue and bronze.

    "Attempting" is the key word.

    It's not that I can't knit, it's just that I'm a slow knitter.
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    there's a cool paid internship this summer but my GPA isn't high enough to apply. god damn it.
  • I just wish I was Hufflepuff ;_;
  • I've taken the quiz twice over the years and got Hufflepuff both times.

    I thought I was a Gryffindor when I was a kid, but I knew it made more sense for me to be a 'Puff once I took the quiz the first time.
  • Growing up as "The Potter Generation" (first film came out when I was 7), I always thought of myself as a Slytherin, because all the house colours I was in were green, and I was an ambitious young girl, and even now my favourite colour is green.

    But now it makes sense for me to be a Ravenclaw. 
  • All this talk of houses and stuff, I want to get back to writing my YA dystopia(ish) novel, which I've abandonded since November. 
  • I'm pretty sure I always thought of myself as Ravenclaw. Maybe Gryffindor, briefly.
  • Getting that itch where I want to just write and write and write.

    Gah, University work, why you get in the way?!
  • if I were in the Harry Potter universe

    I still would not be going to a British boarding school
  • the movie at the plasma place is not Morpheus fighting Ice Cube

    it's Paul Blart II
  • We can do anything if we do it together.

    the movie at the plasma place is not Morpheus fighting Ice Cube

    it's Paul Blart II

    I'm sorry.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    hogwarts always sounded fucking awful to me
  • Paul Blart III: The Prisoner of Azkaban
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Dude I only owned Columbia and Warner Bros. together for like two months, that movie isn't being made
  • when someone mentions a piece of media, you do not need to weigh in every time as to whether or not you owned it in a fictional reality
  • it makes me want to


    never mention another movie on this forum ever again
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    hogwarts always sounded fucking awful to me

    I always wanted to go to a boarding school, and Hogwarts was a big part of why
  • When I turned 11 and didn't get my Hogwarts letter, I was bitterly disappointed. 
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