The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • We are the Crystal Gems


    We'll always be the Crystal Gems

    And if you think we can't

    We'll always be the Crystal Gems

    That's why the Crystal Gems of this world believe in

    Homer, Lisa, Marge, and Bart, and Maggie!
    they'll never stop the Crystal Gems
    have no fears, we've got stories for years
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Jane said:

    Disnep


    it's like Disney, but cheesy.
    Disnep is Disney
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    hold me now
    (hold me in your loving arms)

    warm my heart
    (warm my cold and tired heart)

    stay with me
    (oohooh stay with me)

    let loving start

    let loving start
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Disnep and Bisnay
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I've only seen one Alan Rickman movie

    ...people are dying a lot lately
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    mechcanuck:    slumberblues:    siphersaysstuff:    WHY WAS THIS NOT IN THE FINAL CUT.  Or even the Special Editions. This is GREAT.    C3PO YOU FUCKER    I have a new favorite Star Wars moment.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    they fell for it
  • kill living beings
    those doors were in one of the video games and that's about how it went
  • those doors were in one of the video games and that's about how it went

    dash rendar flashbacks
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    battle between Imperial Stormtroopers and Star Trek redshirts
  • battle between Imperial Stormtroopers and Star Trek redshirts

    stormtroopers can be competent when protagonists aren't around, redshirts can't be in any circumstances

    Q.E.D.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Live fast. Die young. Do a Wilhelm Scream when Chewbacca tosses you off the railing.
  • i have fruit snacks
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Fruit snacks... or fruit snakes?
  • I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god
    Jane said:

    so I just filled out this job app
    [7:31:44 PM] Jane Grape: only to be told in an email I received after filling it out
    [7:32:02 PM] Jane Grape: that I need to purchase an EIGHTY FUCKING DOLLAR "certification package" to even be eligible for the position
    [7:32:04 PM] Jane Grape: I'm furious
    This sounds super sketchy. I would not want to work for a company that requires you to spend $80 before you're even offered the job. 
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Yeah, I wouldn't do that.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It's weird to me that nobody seems to object to the concept of private property on religious grounds.

    Like, I find it hard to believe a hypothetical creator would say "here's Earth, feel free to claim a chunk of it and keep others out" instead of "here's Earth, it has limited resources, but please try to share them as equally as possible."
  • edited 2016-01-15 04:02:52

    we doin this tonight fam

    we really doin this

    how does the hypothetical creator feel about us doin this again
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    we doin this tonight fam


    we really doin this

    how does the hypothetical creator feel about us doin this again
    Oh come on, I'm not even angry this time.

    Am I not allowed to talk about my philosophical views on here?
  • kill living beings
    Historically, several groups have in fact objected to private property on religious grounds. as in the billy bragg song
  • kill living beings
    of course, the concept of private property as exists in modern law is pretty novel, so it doesn't map perfectly
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Buddhism and Daoism has nothing to say about private property. Confucianism has stuff about family structure and inheritance, and private property is a part of that.
  • Oh heavens no, I'd never do something like that.

    The most I ever spent on a job app was when The Carbon-Lehigh Intermediate Unit needed to run a background check on me. I was actually offered that job, but declined to work at Rite-Aid instead.

    Really fucking stupid mistake, in hindsight.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    God created a literal walled garden, kicked its inhabitants out, and then stuck an angel with a giant flaming sword in front of it.
  • We can do anything if we do it together.

    we doin this tonight fam


    we really doin this

    how does the hypothetical creator feel about us doin this again
    Oh come on, I'm not even angry this time.

    Am I not allowed to talk about my philosophical views on here?
    Do it in your thread, IMO.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    we doin this tonight fam


    we really doin this

    how does the hypothetical creator feel about us doin this again
    Oh come on, I'm not even angry this time.

    Am I not allowed to talk about my philosophical views on here?
    Do it in your thread, IMO.
    I didn't think "I don't understand how most people's reiglious views work" was a sufficiently controversial opinion to need quarantined like that.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    In apocryphal, kabbalistic and occult works, Uriel has been equated or confused with Urial, Nuriel, Uryan, Jeremiel, Vretil, Sariel, Suriel, Puruel, Phanuel, Jacob, Azrael and Raphael.
    one of these things is not like the others
  • that's it I'm signing everyone here up for a class on conflict management.
  • kill living beings
    if we could all chill a bit and act like we think other people are people instead of UXO i would like that
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I will admit I'm kinda pissed now but I will get over it
  • TreTre
    edited 2016-01-15 04:17:41
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    Jane said:

    that's it I'm signing everyone here up for a class on conflict management.

    Even those of us who go out of our way to avoid them?
  • kill living beings
    jane totally owned me
  • I don't actually know what an UXO is

    it kind of sounds like a food item.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I don't mind talking about the religious aspects of private property, but the fact is that there just...kind of isn't any.

    Private property is a property of secular governments, and all secular governments will conflict with religious institutions on this or that idealogical ground.
  • kill living beings
    Jane said:

    I don't actually know what an UXO is


    it kind of sounds like a food item.
    unexploded ordnance

    spicy

  • This was a terrible anime but had an excellent battle theme. 
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
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  • edited 2016-01-15 04:20:00
    kill living beings
    MachSpeed said:

    I don't mind talking about the religious aspects of private property, but the fact is that there just...kind of isn't any.


    Private property is a property of secular governments, and all secular governments will conflict with religious institutions on this or that idealogical ground.
    there's, like, a whole commandment about theft

    two to four akshually

  • this actually entered my head earlier today for no particular reason

    maybe it was my ICT class but... that's doubtful
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Does narcolepsy run in families?

    Because my sleep patterns have gone to shit and my mother has narcolepsy and I'm wondering if there's some kind of connection there.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Well, we're not talking about that kind of private property. CA is talking about land rights. It's easy to say "This thing that I hold in my hand is mine," but when it comes to turf? You need manpower to enforce that sort of thing. Systems of power that are granted by secular governance.
  • kill living beings
    MachSpeed said:

    Well, we're not talking about that kind of private property. CA is talking about land rights. It's easy to say "This thing that I hold in my hand is mine," but when it comes to turf? You need manpower to enforce that sort of thing. Systems of power that are granted by secular governance.

    you shall not covet your neighbor's house
  • Does narcolepsy run in families?


    Because my sleep patterns have gone to shit and my mother has narcolepsy and I'm wondering if there's some kind of connection there.
    I think it can

    but narcolepsy is more "you pass out randomly". My mom's friend Santos has it and dude like actually can't drive because of it.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    And you may tell yourself "I am not coveting my neighbor's beautiful house!"
    And you may tell yourself "I am not coveting my neighbor's beautiful wife!"
  • kill living beings
    quit coveting yourself
  • edited 2016-01-15 04:25:59
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I forgot that. I'm also not sure the reason why is covered in the text.

    The "earth is limited" idea seems to only have been considered in the past few hundred years or so.
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