The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Odradek

  2015-12-23 03:49:18

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Today is Tomorrow said:

  i am suspecting that i will like the new star wars movie much more than any of the original trilogy

  
  

  for no real reason

  It's worth seeing, I think.
• Klinotaxis

  2015-12-23 03:50:08

  kill living beings
  

  "cutting off hands for fingerprinting" seems pretty... bizarre. to say the least. Wikipedia doesn't give a source.
  
  Burying an anonymous person is pretty normal though. I just hope that coroner got in trouble for fucking up that badly.
  
• Haven

  2015-12-23 04:13:33

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Baldanders said:

  

  Kitty!
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-12-23 04:44:00

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  I love Millenial Vader so much.
• Imipolex G

  2015-12-23 04:59:03

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  bassline
• Haven

  2015-12-23 04:59:06

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Darth Vader/the Millenium Falcon?
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-12-23 05:01:02

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  No, a kid who wants to be Darth Vader.
• Imipolex G

  2015-12-23 05:06:04

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  well, you do get to wear a cool helmet
  
• Section42L

  2015-12-23 06:07:15

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Today is Tomorrow said:

  i am suspecting that i will like the new star wars movie much more than any of the original trilogy

  
  

  for no real reason

  ... I actually think you might, honestly. Go see it when you can.
• Crystal

  2015-12-23 06:13:40

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Section42L said:

  Today is Tomorrow said:

  i am suspecting that i will like the new star wars movie much more than any of the original trilogy

  
  

  for no real reason

  ... I actually think you might, honestly. Go see it when you can.

  I was about to say "what about me?" before remembering how sporadic my attention to the other films has been, and how I've probably only seen two all the way through. Or one and a half, or something.
• Imipolex G

  2015-12-23 06:24:04

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  one time on New Year's Eve, when I was 13, we watched the entire original trilogy in one six-hour session.
  
  how did I ever have the attention span for that?
  
• Klinotaxis

  2015-12-23 06:33:52

  kill living beings
  

  and we're done
  
  programming, man. bad shit
  
• lee4hmz

  2015-12-23 07:12:04 edited 2015-12-23 07:12:35

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  so I'm watching Intervention because there's nothing else on, and (as noted previously) I'm a sucker for dodgy "so real it hurts" docusoaps, but then they get to the gay, meth-addicted athlete and former Olympic hopeful—and her Bible-thumping, gay-bashing dad. >:P

  
  

  No amount of hot Korean ramen is going to get me through what I suspect will end up being an ad for fucking conversion therapy.  I turned the TV off.
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-12-23 07:22:23 edited 2015-12-23 07:29:34

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Sixpack

  Friendly Fire

  Shakes

  Bueno

  Dogwelder

  Defenestrator

  Jean de Baton

  Flemgem
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-12-23 07:24:45 edited 2015-12-23 07:30:03

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  dogwelder

  Dogwelder

  dogwelder

  DOGWELDER

  DogWelder

  dOgWeLdEr

  dogwelder

  dogwelder
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-12-23 07:30:15

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  

  
  

  His thoughts were dog thoughts and his mask was bright
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-12-23 07:35:35

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  

  
  

  the time of reckoning will be wriggly and fluffy
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-12-23 07:41:22

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  

  
  

  Dogwelder II
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-12-23 07:43:05

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  

  His rage is silent and unsatiable
  

  
  

  His torch is lit and fiery

  
  

  His dogs could need a bath
• Anonus

  2015-12-23 07:45:51

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Does Dogwelder kill dogs?
• Imipolex G

  2015-12-23 08:04:22

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  yeah, that's the important question.
  
• Haven

  2015-12-23 08:35:32

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Well...someone had to set the bear trap in the second page Yarrun posted. 

  
  

  I always thought it would be better if the dogs were still alive. More combat-effective, too, since they're all flailing around in the enemy's face!
  

  
  

  But, well, they're 90s superheroes. 90s parody superheroes, but all the same.
• Anonus

  2015-12-23 08:52:16

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I don't like Dogwelder :(
• Anonus

  2015-12-23 08:52:44

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I'm sure Pongo and Perdita would whoop him if he tried to use them as welding fodder
• lee4hmz

  2015-12-23 09:07:45

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  heh, this episode of Good Eats has a Who Wants to Be a Millionaire reference in it...
• Toolsie

  2015-12-23 10:04:06

  ಠ_ಠ

  Joys of dying your hair red: turning your bath into a murder scene every time you wash your hair
• Obā-san

  2015-12-23 10:41:31

  
  

  ...ok
  
  for some reason my brain has decided that 5 in the morning is the good and correct time for me to wake up
• Obā-san

  2015-12-23 10:44:30 edited 2015-12-23 10:44:36

  
  

  I'm not sure how/why this happened
• Obā-san

  2015-12-23 10:57:10

  
  

  I want to appeal this decision
• Fossilmaiden

  2015-12-23 11:20:04

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Reminder to use https://isthereanydeal.com/ before buying things on Steam.
  
  For example, the Horse Lords expansion for Crusader Kings II is not for sale on Steam, but is on Bundle Stars.
  
• Obā-san

  2015-12-23 11:54:33

  
  

  I have started 1040 threads
• Tachyon

  2015-12-23 12:02:04

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i have started *checks* 105
  
  106 counting my sockpuppet
  
  clearly i've been slacking
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-12-23 12:04:40

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  I've started 817 on this account.

  
  

  Would need to check Mohi From The Future and Yoko to know how many I've started total.
• Fossilmaiden

  2015-12-23 12:04:58

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  I've made 1211.
  
  ...In base 3.
  
• Obā-san

  2015-12-23 12:33:26

  
  

  Anyone wanna kickstart Stappchat? An app that overrides the volume on your phone and allows us to send you random 15 second clips of us singing Creed songs? No matter where you are or how inappropriate the location, once we hit send your phone HAS to play it immediately at full volume and then it disappears? That's a good idea, right?
• Fossilmaiden

  2015-12-23 12:45:24

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  
• Alduin

  2015-12-23 12:53:18

  uuuurgggghhh

  
  

  pizza hut is the worst
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-12-23 12:57:49

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Haven said:

  Well...someone had to set the bear trap in the second page Yarrun posted. 

  
  

  I always thought it would be better if the dogs were still alive. More combat-effective, too, since they're all flailing around in the enemy's face!
  

  
  

  But, well, they're 90s superheroes. 90s parody superheroes, but all the same.

  do you have any idea how difficult it is to lug around a bag of live dogs?
• Fossilmaiden

  2015-12-23 12:59:28

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Live dogs are like shadows, so it's not like you really need to carry them.
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2015-12-23 14:48:39

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  i almost said thank you to a cdm
• Obā-san

  2015-12-23 14:49:55

  
  

  what is a cdm
• Fossilmaiden

  2015-12-23 14:51:26

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Cash deposit machine.
• Obā-san

  2015-12-23 14:52:37

  
  

  oh
• Toolsie

  2015-12-23 14:53:10

  ಠ_ಠ

  I say thank you to ATMs all the time.
• Hexartes

  2015-12-23 15:30:21

  I get indignant when I bump into inanimate objects.
• Tachyon

  2015-12-23 15:39:10

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i can get very cross with inanimate objects when they do things i obviously didn't want
  
  light switches that don't work, stacks of books that fall over, wires that get tangled, pizzas that get stuck to the tray
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-12-23 15:44:40

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  Toolsie said:

  I say thank you to ATMs all the time.

  arigato
• Tachyon

  2015-12-23 15:49:01

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i've also apologized to objects for walking into them, a fair few times
  
• Odradek

  2015-12-23 16:01:08

  My dreams exceed my real life

  
• Tachyon

  2015-12-23 16:09:02

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  cute