The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • My least favourite thing about autumn/winter is that you dress up warm to go outside, and then you go inside to find that the heating is in full blast and you have to peel your layers off, only to pile them back on to go back outside again.
  • But what I do like is that it acceptable to drink your body weight in hot chocolate.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • Know your lines? Of course you know your lines! But I don't want to just hear your lines...I wanna hear what's in YOUR SOULS!!
    No More Whoppers is a great podcast and is very much worth listening to
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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  • Bart Simpson has a White-Blue Core Lightsaber Crystal, indicating his preference of Lightsaber Combat over Force Abilities while fighting and uses Form IV Ataru: an aggressive style that was fast-paced and effective against single opponents, though weaker in prolonged combat and confined spaces. Ataru was characterized by Force-assisted acrobatics, such as somersaults and leaping strikes, both for attack and defense. Another characteristic of the form was its fast, powerful strikes from multiple directions.
    Principal Seymour Skinner has a Purple-White Core Lightsaber Crystal, indicating his preference of using both Light Side and Dark Side Abilities in combat and uses Form VI Niman: a hybrid martial art created by effectively combining elements of the preceding lightsaber forms (including Ataru) into a single, generalized form. Niman balanced out between the various specializations of the other forms (namely Form II Makasi: with Lightsaber Combat, Form III Soresu: energy minimalization to outlast opponents, and Form V Djem So: quick counterattack when on the defensive) covering many of the basic moves, but focusing on overall moderation. A fighting style that lacked a significant advantage, but also lacking any serious drawbacks, and thereby not leaving adherents as exposed as some of the more aggressive or specialized forms.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    A new Trauma Center game where in order to prevent a terrorist plot, you must defuse a bong.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Jane said:

    Well Kex from what I've gathered it appears that shlig bop noom borp zog flig vom fleepleblorp.

    Good idea.
  • So Bobby Bummer fell down today and is getting all feeble and more worthless than usual so I dunno if my dad and I will get alternate Fridays off any more. (Not that Bobby Bummer did much when he -did- work here since he is, as he so often reminds us, stupid.)

    Still though, being called by a crying old guy from the parking lot that he fell down and trying to figure out how to help him get back up and into a vehicle and such (when he is really quite heavy) was not the greatest way to start my day.

    But hey maybe that's the bad luck for Friday the 13th and it'll get better?
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    Hot moderation tips: If someone's presence in a group causes multiple people to feel so unsafe that they choose to leave rather than deal with them, and then that person actively gloats about it, they probably constitute a problem that shouldn't be ignored!

    (Nothing to do with here.)
  • Splat Charger Specialist
    sunn wolf said:

    also hello from taiwan. i am here. weather is nice. other people on the job training seem nice. locals seem broadly nice to clueless foreigners who can't speak mandarin. chill/10

    I thought they spoke some form of Min Chinese in Taiwan
  • thinking about my boyfriend
  • Why do our customers think we want to hear about their medical procedures and their children's hobbies?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    customers will tell you anything they want to.

    I once had a customer stand there for 20 minutes to explain to me how Star Trek is a ripoff of everything. ok dude fine whatever
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Star Trek is clearly a ripoff of Phantasy Star IV.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    natch
  • Can I 8ite the customers?
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    I wouldn't, they bite back.

    Freyja, not to be confused with Frigg.
  • Not if I drink their 8lood first.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    then they tell me their theories about the government being run by reptilian aliens (a.k.a. "filthy commie liberals")
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    Weirdness: When being taught about Norse mythology, students are always told about Valhalla, bur never Folkvangr.
  • Things customers have talked a8out that I do not care a8out:

    * politics (from the mundane to the sort of thing Imi mentioned a8ove)
    * their medical procedures
    * their current and past rel8ionships
    * the medical procedures and rel8ionships of their immedi8 family mem8ers, friends, neigh8ors, etc.
    * their opinions on road signs (iirc one woman h8ed them and I wanted to sic Centie on her)
    * their family history/genealogy
    * shelves
    * their decor8ing plans
    * and a 8unch of stuff I just tuned out due to 8eing distracted with something else more interesting
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Goons are being fucking obnoxious about Fallout 4 and it's contaminating every thread haaaaaallllp.
  • this is divine retribution for purchacing yourself a something awful account
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I didn't buy one, someone bought it for me.
  • you should punch them
  • is melody the best hxh character

    quite possibly
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Best HxH character is Lain.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    is melody the best hxh character

    quite possibly

    There's a decent chance.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Melody is probably one of the few objectively good people in Hunter X Hunter.
  • Worked out why I love dying my hair red.

    It gives me a big confidence boost.
  • Toolsie said:

    Worked out why I love dying my hair red.

    It gives me a big confidence boost.

    "Now that my hair is red, I can tackle this bear"



  • And there's drunken idiots on the train.

    Luckily, there's only about 20 minutes left of my journey and I have loud music to block out the drunken singing.
  • And when I say loud, I'm blasting The Prodigy into my ears.
  • Liam Howlett: good sound designer, maybe not as good on the whole composing front
  • i think it's been actual years since I last listened to the prodigy

    weird
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    Their latest album, The Day Is My Enemy, is incredible. I've listened to it on repeat several times. If I have a long journey ahead of me, I just press play and sit back and enjoy the music.

    Or nod my head along, if I'm walking.
  • oh no

    it's the Thor movie
  • there are Fates worse than death
  • someone distract me
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    someone distract me

    Cats exist

    Imagine, in extreme detail, how it might feel to be a cat sitting on Sredni's lap purring as he pets you
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    why does Asgard have a generic fps color palette
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    donation has started

    why does Asgard have a generic fps color palette

    because that is what the people at Marvel Studios felt was the best way to adapt their version of Asgard for a movie in this era
  • well obviously but
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    It's a Kenneth Branagh movie!

    Except not, because Disney Marvel #Content is carefully scrubbed of anyone's influence.
  • as much as I never want to have the #content discussion ever again yeah that movie felt like it was generated by a computer program
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    at this point I would honestly prefer #Content discussions to the past few days
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