The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Odradek said:

    Yeah Prometheus was great

    oh u kidder u
    I am being serious here.

    It's really good.
  • MachSpeed said:

    Youtube, let's be honest.


    You, playing unskippable ads. Me, my finger on the F5 key, able to refresh twice a second.

    Did you honestly think you could win this?
    Youtube is large and interpersonal, it does not care about your attempts to bypass an unskippable ad. 
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I know, I'm just being silly.
  • I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god
    MachSpeed said:

    Youtube, let's be honest.


    You, playing unskippable ads. Me, my finger on the F5 key, able to refresh twice a second.

    Did you honestly think you could win this?
    You can uninstall the youtube app from chrome to stop the unskippable ads from playing. Alternatively, uBlock Origin (my new preferred adblocker) seems to do the job regardless of the chrome youtube app. 
  • Moving into Halls tomorrow, and I haven't packed my clothes.

    Whoops.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...

    MachSpeed said:

    Youtube, let's be honest.


    You, playing unskippable ads. Me, my finger on the F5 key, able to refresh twice a second.

    Did you honestly think you could win this?
    You can uninstall the youtube app from chrome to stop the unskippable ads from playing. Alternatively, uBlock Origin (my new preferred adblocker) seems to do the job regardless of the chrome youtube app. 
    I just use Ghostery and Adblock Plus, what're the differences?
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    It honestly doesn't bother me that much.
  • edited 2015-09-11 14:29:09
    ಠ_ಠ
    Dear TV Licencing,

    Sending me a strongly worded letter about how my TV licence ran out two weeks ago is pointless seeing as I haven't lived in that flat for four fucking months.
  • edited 2015-09-11 14:54:01

    new hair is cute, short
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Crystal said:

    MachSpeed said:

    Youtube, let's be honest.


    You, playing unskippable ads. Me, my finger on the F5 key, able to refresh twice a second.

    Did you honestly think you could win this?
    You can uninstall the youtube app from chrome to stop the unskippable ads from playing. Alternatively, uBlock Origin (my new preferred adblocker) seems to do the job regardless of the chrome youtube app. 
    I just use Ghostery and Adblock Plus, what're the differences?
    uBlock Origin is a bit faster and uses less RAM, though be warned that its default block lists are a little...overzealous.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Toolsie said:

    Dear TV Licencing,


    Sending me a strongly worded letter about how my TV licence ran out two weeks ago is pointless seeing as I haven't lived in that flat for four fucking months.
    The more I hear about TV licensing the more it seems like they're trying to scare people into paying for licenses even when they don't need them
  • It's fucking stupid.

    Because I'm renewing online, I need my online banking details.

    I've just trashed the house finding the bleeding things.
  • Why must being an adult be so difficult?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Toolsie said:

    Why must being an adult be so difficult?

    I know right

    My schedule these next couple weeks is basically "get up at 6 am, go to school and work until midnight, then repeat"

  • edited 2015-09-11 15:26:11
    ಠ_ಠ
    Wait... 

    I go to pay for my TV Licence, and it says to pay by Santander Secure.

    Which I am enrolled with.

    *headdesk*

    No, I just can't remember my fucking password
  • So I trashed the house looking for my online banking details when they weren't even needed.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I think I figured out why I am so resistant to the idea of learning to program.

    (I learned Rebol, but only on a rudimentary level, iun the last week of last semester's website programming class)

    I don't want to be like Randall Munroe.
  • *changes password, enters new password and clicks Proceed"

    Transaction Failed
    Santander Secure protects your card against unauthorized use online at no cost.
    The purchase you are conducting cannot be completed at this time.
    Session has expired.

    We apologize for the inconvenience.



    *cries*
  • FUCKING.

    FINALLY.
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    naney said:

    new hair is cute, short

    Can I see a photo? :o
  • This has been "Toolsie Tries To Buy A TV Licence".

    Stay tuned for more exciting adventures in "Toolsie Tries To Buy A Laundry Card".
  • kill living beings
    Aliroz said:

    I think I figured out why I am so resistant to the idea of learning to program.

    (I learned Rebol, but only on a rudimentary level, iun the last week of last semester's website programming class)

    I don't want to be like Randall Munroe.

    there are other programmers. I dunno, seymour papert, or alan kay.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    It's like, really hard to be like Randall Munroe, even on purpose.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Okay. 

    Anyways, does anybody else remember that one cartoon movie with a talking book and a castle and Jeckyll/Hyde and a skinny blond kid?
  • why do we hate Randall Munroe now?
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I don't know, because I still like Randall Munroe.
  • Aliroz said:

    Okay. 

    Anyways, does anybody else remember that one cartoon movie with a talking book and a castle and Jeckyll/Hyde and a skinny blond kid?

    Pagemaster
  • Getting my hair dyed today.

    Woop.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I don't hate Randall Munroe, I just don't want to be like him.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I liked that movie!
  • edited 2015-09-11 16:55:44
    My dreams exceed my real life
    SCRUBBED
  • Odradek said:

    I liked that movie!

    Likewise. It had a good Brave Little Toaster feel about it.

    Never did like the NC reviewing it, even if it did give birth to one of my favorite memes.
  • Odradek said:

    naney said:

    why do we hate Randall Munroe now?

    I like him, because he shows that there is hope that math nerds can learn to experience joy and happiness.
    And you said that you were stopped saying that phrase.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Ooops, sorry.
  • thanks for the congrats everyone

    also as far as i'm concerned this means your actual legal name is just a big black scribble

    this is literally true

    sunn wolf do you happen to remember the song you showed me that i sampled for "mojave music"



    ?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • sunn wolf said:

    thanks for the congrats everyone

    also as far as i'm concerned this means your actual legal name is just a big black scribble

    this is literally true

    sunn wolf do you happen to remember the song you showed me that i sampled for "mojave music"



    ?
    thank
  • i feel like my weird autistic brain is undoubtedly in large part responsible for why i enjoy music, the kinds of music i tend to gravitate towards, and just the way in general i listen to it

    it's both a 'special interests' thing and a 'sensory weirdness' thing
  • ok so I go to goodwill and I find a copy of Marilyn Manson's Hollywood, I check the case to see if it is in there, and instead I find

    * Moby - Play

    * an office Depot CD with "Moby" written on it

    * a Memorex CD with "The White Stripes" written on it
  • naney said:

    ok so I go to goodwill and I find a copy of Marilyn Manson's Hollywood, I check the case to see if it is in there, and instead I find

    * Moby - Play

    * an office Depot CD with "Moby" written on it

    * a Memorex CD with "The White Stripes" written on it

    a good outcome
  • The hair dye is on
  • edited 2015-09-11 19:32:01
    IJBM that for whatever reason Google assumes "Maryville" means Maryville, Missouri most times, despite the fact that Maryville, Tennessee has over twice the population and given its placement on a bunch of like "best place to live" lists and the fact that it's adjacent to Knoxville and Alcoa and a bunch of other things but like what the fuck has that shitty ass bullshit town in Missouri ever done
  • Kexruct said:

    IJBM that for whatever reason Google assumes "Maryville" means Maryville, Missouri most times, despite the fact that Maryville, Tennessee has over twice the population and given its placement on a bunch of like "best place to live" lists and the fact that it's adjacent to Knoxville and Alcoa and a bunch of other things but like what the fuck has that shitty as bullshit town in Missouri ever done

    better SEO probably
  • The red hair is back
  • Does Android think it can prevent me from swearing
  • kex

    what is it like to use the intercoral
  • Listen here you little fucking shit

    What part of porifera can you not get through your fucking decentralized nerve clusters and ganglia
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